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Hey the name is Krystina (Kryssy) but my hippie name is Azura and my native american name is Tenya Awanta (meaning precious turtle) and my 1920's name is Violette Aurora tehe

People say that I'm weird.

What is weird?

Is it weird that I sing, dance, and recite shakesperean dialogue while in public? Or that I listen to musical soundtracks just so that I can pretend that I'm the star of that particular show? Or that I scream at the top of my lungs for no reason? That I talk to myself? That I announce to everyone when I need to use the bathroom?- I need to pee!! just thought you all should know that. That I like animals more than people most of the time? When someone calls me a bitch or some other negative remark, I thank them. Because honestly I REALLY don't care what people think of me. Is that weird?

I am a master at randomicity, I make up my own words, everything has to be organized by color, alphabetical, size, etc. When I write something I edit it so much that I often can't even remember what it was originally about. Is that weird?

Is it weird that when I eat oreos I have to pull them apart- hopefully getting all the filling on one side- lick off the icing and THEN eat the cookie?That if I don't it just feels wrong? Or that I eat my skittles a specific way?- orange and purple first starting with the one that has the most and then when they are even I alternate until they are gone, then I do the same with yellow and green, then I get to red and I eat them all one at a time? Or that my food can't touch until it's in my mouth?

Is it weird that I don't care if you think this is weird because this is just who I am?

intense creative inventive boundaries spend thinking fictional people places life

points indulge cheerful energetic turn boring fun compatible rat dragon

Awesome newbies
Johnny Depp
Idina Menzel
and many more...

Theatre
listening to music

I love drama (I'm an actress mostly but a techie too!)
music
animals
coffee

I love Kamelot, ACDC, Guns n Roses, Avenged Sevenfold, Paramore, Evanescence, The Fray, and LOTS more =D

Phantom of the Opera!!! (and the broadway version)
Sweeney Todd (and the broadway version)
Nightmare Before Christmas
RENT (and the broadway version)
Pirates of the Carribean 1-3
The Shining (From 1980s)
and SOOOO many more

A certain slant of light (really good i totally recommend this to anyone and everyone)
The Host
Wuthering Heights

there's too much blood in my coffee system

Life's a bitch... cuz if it was easy it'd be a slut

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a Rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, “Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you, you asshole!”

Affirmation: A lift of joy in the times of trouble. The touch of innocence in a jaded era. The word of wit when we’re weighted down. The lift of humor when we’re heavyhearted. The ray of hope to blow away our black clouds. The enthusiasm and energy to start over and over again. The creativity to charm and color a drab day. The simplicity of a child in a complex situation.

My mom
All the armed forces that are risking their lives for our country to continue to be a safe place.

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  • +3 raves OH I'M TOTALLY CHANGING MY NAME TO Kryssy ~Mrs. Seth Glover~ lol
  • +11 raves Wait... Pink dancing hippos don't exist? bu bu bu bu I read it in ur blog and I fell in love ... Wait... Pink dancing hippos don't exist? bu bu bu bu I read it in ur blog and I fell in love with them and am obsessed. I want to meet them and will make my screen name "Mrs. Dancing Pink Hippo." I don't care what you say!!!!! They exist!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY REALLY DO! (haha)

    Thank you for posting this! It's so true! and I love you for it!!!!

    ~Kryssy
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  • +2 raves I agree with you! The twilight series used to be my favorite thing ever. Like I would read the s... I agree with you!
    The twilight series used to be my favorite thing ever. Like I would read the series (well this was a couple years ago so I would read the first 2 and then the first three after the third came out-- Hope that makes sense to you...) and then when I was finished, read them again. But now it is 100% over done and driving me crazy. People have RUINED it for me now. Don't get me wrong I still love the books........ but it's just not the same...
    XOXO Kryssy
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  • +3 raves of wow... thats amazing but awful at the same time...
  • +6 raves Well first I would calmy say "there is a bee in my shirt/ pants" and then sexy stripper... Well first I would calmy say "there is a bee in my shirt/ pants" and then sexy stripper music would start (from no where o.O) and I would take off my shirt/ pants... (more)
  • +3 raves yay turtle! yay turtle! mmmm turtles yay turtle (more)
  • +9 raves A monkey ate my banana! and I'm scared to try and get it back... *whimpers* A monkey ate my banana! and I'm scared to try and get it back... *whimpers* bonsai pwned yoshi mario kart monkey ate banana scared whimpers (more)
  • +9 raves All of the above combined! haha. Here's a lil story to explain haha A vending machine tha... All of the above combined! haha. Here's a lil story to explain haha

    A vending machine that has wine in a juice box and ice liquor to get drunk on, sex wipes to clean up after your drunken sex, engagement rings for the shot gun wedding that is going to occur when you find out that she's pregnant after this drunken fun, the automatic tiolet paper dispenser to wipe your mouth when you get sick after you find out and disposable toilet cleaning gloves that disinegrate on contact to clean up the mess you just made all attached to a vehicular vacuum cleaner with razor blade throwing and double sided thumb tacks attachments

    WOOHOO I did it! tehe
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  • +2 raves I like this one better than the other one! is this about that lindsey girl?
  • +3 raves Nothing?
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