DSSSD94

• M
• 18
• CA, US

I'm a cynical realist.
I love maths :)
I love physics, wanna understand the universe.
Infinity bothers me.
I keep wondering about religion.
Etc...

BTW
I don't care what you think. I really don't. I just post my opinion, and to hell with what you have to say about that.

I have a HUGE ego. Deal with it.

Director Christopher Columbus for having fucked up the Percy Jackson movie.

Mostly strategy games like Chess and Sudoku. For sports especially soccer (It's called football by the way, and American football is just a retarded version of rugby...sorry ^^), swimming, surfing, ping pong. I play the guitar (classical), the piano, the trumpet and drums...I <3 music.
I also like to read and write a LOT.

Soccer & Reading

Eminem, Royce Da 5'9, Tupac, Biggie, Common, 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes, Mos Def, Danzig, Army of the Pharaohs, Fabolous...

The Big Bang Theory, House M.D., Two and a Half Men, CSI Miami, Criminal Minds, How I met your Mother, Bones, Cold Case, Lie to Me.

Mostly comic book movies, Harry Potter. Twilight is necrophilia. Can't wait till the Avengers. I also like Sherlock Holmes and mystery movies, The Dark Knight was fuckin incredible. First time I ever saw people get up and start clapping in the end...besides Harry Potter 4 to 7 part 2.

I read so many I can't keep track. But my favorites are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Lorien Legacies, Eragon, A Series of Unfortunate Events FTW (:, The Maze Runner trilogy (really good, should make more sequels), Maximum Ride, Sword of Truth, Artemis Fowl (Whole Series), Alex Rider (EPIC ending in book 9).

Sheldon Cooper:
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’” (WAHAHAhAhA)
"Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
"Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
"Sheldon: I promised Penny.
Leonard: Promised Penny what?
Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!!!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!"
"Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."
"Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."
"Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care."
"Sheldon: Hello, I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide."
"Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men."
"Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon."
"Sheldon: Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago I told you not to talk to her, and now look. We're going to be late for the movies."
"Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out into the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, which you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled dolphins."
"Rajesh: Why so glum, chum?
Sheldon: Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother."
"Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch."
"Sheldon: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents!
*Imitating his Mom* Dammit George! I told you if you didn't quit drinking I would leave you!
*Imitating his Dad* Well, I guess that makes you a liar, because I'm drunk as hell and you are still here!
*Imitating his Mom* Stop yelling, you're making Sheldon cry!
*Imitating his Dad* I'll tell you what is making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him SHELDON!"
"*After complaining of dead pixels on Raj's TV
Sheldon: Oh look, it's Harry Potter and 98% of Sorcerer's stone!"
"Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?”
"Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?”
"Sheldon: I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.”

And my personal favorite: "Sheldon: When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized"

Martin Luther King Jr, Al Gore, Stephen Hawking, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Abraham Lincoln.