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FAWKES' NOOSE ~ ΔTX

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Do you know a pimp in real life?

Yes

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Was George W. Bush a Most Wonderful President?

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Israel used depleted uranium shells in air strike’ – Syrian so...

Opinion: DU is the standard for artillery over 20mm. Its primarily used by the USAF and USMC. Our Abrams Tanks use DU Armor plating as well as fire 120mm DU Sabots.

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator packed with wet dog...

Sweaty fat men with bad breath.

Opinion: The wet dogs will eventually start crapping and whizzing all over the place. And if we were trapped in there long enough, I'd be on the menu.

If You Spot a Penny on the Ground, Do You Pick It Up?

Yes

Opinion: Only if its Face-Up.

If you had a choice between your gun or your genitals which wo...

Genitals

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What do you think if you heard the principal at your school sp...

Opinion: I'd call the police and let them think about it.

DO YOU WASH DISHES AND PANS, THE OLD FASHION WAY IN THE SINK O...

I use a dishwasher to wash my di...

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Child support: should non payment of child support be a, "...

a. definitely!

Opinion: If it was my Ex would be in Pelican Bay.

Today... May 4th... International Firefighters' Day...

Opinion: Today is May THIRD ~ Jus'ssayin' ~

About Me

"The Clown" is The Great Tim Curry in character as Pennywise the Clown from the incomparable Stephen King's "IT." He is Laughing His Ass Off at YOU. In his right hand he is spinning a Maritime 'Gas Alarm' to alert the intelligent SH Users of the dangerously Butt-Gas Laden comment you just posted.

alarm alert intelligent sh users dangerously butt-gas laden comment posted

I'd like to meet

Donald Trump's barber.

Activities

Making fun of YOU.

Interests

Stuff that doesn't suck.

Favorite Music

Anything that doesn't sound like the 'singer' should be dancing around a pot.

Favorite TV Shows

Whichever one pays me the most.
(Job: Tech Director - Society of Motion Picture & Television Engineers)

Favorite Movies

Plan 9 From Outer Space. Galaxy Quest, Mystery Men, Yellowbeard, Down Periscope, Dr. Strangelove, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Kelly's Heroes, 1941.

Favorite Books

MIDI Manuals

Favorite Quotes

"Republicans may be evil but at least they're stupid." - Me (and Matt Groening)
"I DEMAND DETAILS ON THE ATTACK IN BENGHAZI!!!" - John McCain, November 14, 2012 - While skipping a briefing on the attack in Benghazi.
"A smile, a kind word and a gun will always get you farther than a smile and a kind word." - S. W.
"If brains was lard that boy wouldn't have enough to grease a skillet." - J. D. Clampett
"All we are... is dust in the wind, ....Dude." - Ted Theodore Logan

Favorite Heroes

Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, David Dellinger, Tom Hayden, Rennie Davis, John Froines, Bobby Seale and Lee Weiner

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C. C. Rider 4 days ago

Where are you? LOL Don't let shame keep you from us,,,or from being here. LOL

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wtxwoman 2013/05/03 14:08:57

I will have to look into that. My late husband and I went to the River Walk in 1989. I haven't been back since then. I think we went in March and it was pretty hot!
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wtxwoman 2013/05/03 05:39:33

Thanks for the friends request. I think you are a very unique individual!
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Sissy 2013/04/26 10:57:00

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C. C. Rider 2013/04/25 14:24:12

lol Just letting you know I am aware you respect all our conversations. LOL
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C. C. Rider 2013/04/17 19:12:09

LOL LOL I have got to make sure I am not drinking anything when I read your stuff...But on the other hand...BABY, you got BIG talent. LOL
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C. C. Rider 2013/04/17 12:27:32

Morning Fawkes....hope your morning is as special as mine...lol

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Sissy 2013/04/17 01:19:15

My sweet friend, I like you so much; I love your personality and your beautiful spirit. ♥ I think once in a while it is good to hear or read that you are a fantastic person who makes a real difference in this world.You are important to people you love and care for, though maybe not always aware that you are so very dear to many others and appreciated... Please, paste this message on the wall of nine women or men who you consider fantastic! Hugs & kisses to you & I hope you get a lot back! You should send this message to nine friends, including me, (if you think I deserve it & if not you still deserve it) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Have a Blessed Day

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C. C. Rider 2013/04/12 17:05:18

LOL LOL LOL BITCH I LOVE YOU !!!! LOL LOL oohhh MANNNN!!! LOL
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Sir Bud 2013/03/29 18:10:59

Happy Easter and enjoy..

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Spyro 2013/03/27 19:56:42

Thank you for Supporting Equality!

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C. C. Rider 2013/03/26 19:53:37 (edited)

FAWKES....you can really kick some con ass!! Love your threads!!
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C. C. Rider 2013/03/21 19:24:21

Those socks shame my heroine !!!

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Sissy 2013/03/10 11:09:20

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C. C. Rider 2013/03/10 02:49:06 (edited)

OMG IT just gets better and better!! lol HE has no idea what is going on!! ON ANYTHING!! LOL

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C. C. Rider 2013/03/09 00:34:03

LOL LOL LOL He just called me a canterkerous old harpy!!

I got tuff...mad as hell....kicked his ass, it got ugly fast...I....yes....I told him to please stop! LOL LOL
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C. C. Rider 2013/03/08 16:55:06

OK, still laughing over the one who said...PLEASE no more. LOL LOL

I can truly say you fucked up his day with a smile on your face. LOL
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marika 2013/02/17 14:37:33

agree whit ted ad bill ,, ,,r was it yhe other way welll exxelent adveture ,,and shure f me up ,,i'm a softy so we'd do good against eachother
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**StarzAbove** 2013/02/07 17:57:15

Thanks friend.

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ProudProgressive 2013/01/20 18:27:23

On the occasion of the second Inauguration of President Barack Obama . . .

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