YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING These two are morons and an embarrassment to the USA! - - - Joe Biden asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards! ' ???
JoeBtfsplk
2012/01/20 19:11:09
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '
And these two guys are running our country,
Guam has the highest mountain in the world if you measure it from the bottom of the Marianas Trench. The Marianas Trench is 36,198 feet in depth. Mt. Lam Lam The oceans near Guam are beautiful because of the different sea levels. Guam is the largest island in the Marianas Chain. There are many different land forms to see on Guam. No land on Guam is perfectly flat, in some way every piece of land on Guam has an elevation. This is a picture of Mount Lam Lam. Mount Lam Lam is a burial ground for many Chamorros. To get to the top, it is a 6 mile hike. Once you get to the top you can find many crosses.
A popular joke that often follows this one is , "What color uniforms do the cattle guards wear?"