Would you want to be president?

Too much BS one has to put up with.

no

But I am too tired nowe!

I clicked "yes", but then I got to thinking: I don't make a very good puppet, and I'd think that would be the skill most needed. I don't have enough education to be a good puppet. I'm a small American Family Farmer, and if I were President, there sure are a bunch of changes i'd make. I'd make a better POTUS than the one we have, that is for sure, but dang, it's gotta be hard being a puppet, and I'm not sure I'd make it. I mean, JFK had the best education money could buy, and was going to do away with the Federal Reserve, and HE didn't survive. Doing away with the Federal Reserve, which is neither "Federal", NOR "Reserve", would be at the top of my priority list. Abolishing FEDERAL involvement in Farming, Education, Medicine, and the abolition of the EPA would be right up there near the top of my priority list too. Nah, I probably wouldn't survive the first year.

I know what it is like to lead. I am the President of a multi-trillion credit private group called, Cerberus. We have a political branch, military branch, and a research and development branch. We even brought someone back from the dead with Project: Lazarus. Right now, humanity is heading in the wrong direction. I will provide everyone with the technology and the means to fight off the Reapers, and the expansion of mankind.

I would if I was as powerful as the public have been conditioned to believe, instead of being a puppet for the globalist agenda.

NOPE

...and I wouldn't want to be the owner either.

You wouldn't want to be either the puppet, or the puppeteer, Josh, is that it?

Im here for the show...lol

Hell no

Can't lie effectively enough to not piss off the world.

I've tried to lie a few times in my very long life, and everybody says I wear the truth on my sleeve. One of the qualifications for POTUS is that you gotta be able to lie, and not let it show that you know you're lying!

For the 30 days I would be allowed to live after becoming so, sure.

LOL, Cuppajo, that about sums it up for me too, I guess.

I work in law enforcement, and there is already far too much bureaucracy, red tape and politics in it to suit my taste. I can't imagine wanting to be in a work environment that is far worse.

But only if I can bring back the Guillotine.

I can't do any worse. I may even be able to help since I'm not a politician.

I age fast enough! That stressful job just seems to add years to its past occupants.

I like not being assassinated

To many nutjobs in this country.

Why would I want to lie to 300 million people?

I'd rather stick my head into a lathe.