Would You Buy Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit For $24,000?

Everything I needed to know about fighting zombies I learned from Mel Brook's kid.

Enough said.

But I'd sure like to come up with an idea like that. Americans will buy pretty near any old junky thing if it's marketed right.

Your right. For example, the pet rocks that were sold when my dad was a kid. And people bought them!

Why would I buy that when I can buy a shot gun, and fill my basement with ammo and food for about the same? That way I know what I'm getting isn't going to turn me into one.

Yes, I don't want to be eaten by Zombie's. Last time I was abducted by aliens they treated me very badly.

Any good zombie apocalypse survivor already knows what they need to survive. I don't have to pay for a kit mine is ready.

First thing you need is to be in great shape not bulky but in great shape so you can run, jump, push, swing, etc for a long pried of time.

Then you worry about something that i find very important. a light but strong and flexible body armor protecting the vital bite areas, Neck, Arms, Legs, Hands and most of all the Stomach because most of us have seen Zombies take their hands and rip into a persons stomach.

The weapons are next, I personally find a Shovel to be an effective tool you have a blunt, slash and stabbing tool, but for those close range and stealth attacks a good Combat Knife does the trick. Since I'm Good with Archery that would be my next weapon of choice. I know at this point your asking were are the guns. well first it think its better to have weapons that are quiet and allows to reuses it once bullets are gone their gone. But yes in some areas guns are needed. that's why i have a crazy friend that has so many gun its makes the us army look like the boy scouts.

As for groups i really don't know what to say about this, More people gain more attention but in turn more people allow for better protection so it really in the air for me

And of course your first aid supplies. this includes water and food first aid is anything object need for life or repair.

I think a good hand weapon would be long, yet light roofing hammer.

A good bow would indeed be the best projectile weapon, guns make too much noise and would attract more zombies. We know from movies that you would need to reserve your gun fire for all the very unsocial anarchist types that will be worst than the zombies.

Yeah that looks like a great tool, just long enough to destroy the brain. The roofing is added to my list.

I've already got one.

I live in a filthy squat and have an uber immune system.

If a zombie bit me I'd cure it.

Haha lets get real man your most likely patient Zero lol.

So...is the survival kit for the zombies to survive or me stuck in a shelter?

Vaccinations ? yes

Its not that serious.

Nah, I'll die when I have to..

All I need is...



And those zombies will actually run from ME.

Already have my own.

I've already made my own for a fraction of the price!

What a rip-off?!

If I had the money, I'd also buy this house;

it transforms from this:


to this in a matter of minutes;


Making it practically impossible to break into

I've seen that one before and me and all of my idiot friends have said that would be the house to have . Execept we'd put gun turrents on the roof so if the zombie's, or some other cataclysmic event this house is almost impregnable short of cannon or howitzer fire.

I'll better buy an axe

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This is all it is, but just as scary as real zombies!

A sucker born every minute.

For $5 I would haha

wouldn't need it to awesome to get eaten plus i kell them all ha

Half the junk in that kit is crap or not necessary. You can assemble a quality survival kit for a lot less than $24K.

Nope -,.-.

i already have one lmao

I have one:

Even if I did believe in zombies, I'd rather die than try to live in a post-apocalyptic world

ahhhmmm......whut

I know what I need to survive a zombie apocalypse! c; And to all those jerks who making fun, get over yourselves it's just a joke.

No,...but I Do Have some Genuine Ocean Water from the Sacred Bay in Kaneohe, Hi that is 99/100 % pure, and going to the highest bidder--Bids start at $23,999.....

Zombies aren't real.

Haven't you been watching the news. Your secret government has already let the cat out the bag. They brought crack to the U.S. (god bless Oliver North) to plague us with crack fiends, the next trick is "cannibal fiends". Coming to a ghetto near you, then the rest of America.

Sure if I spent 1/4 of that price.

yes, if i had the money. lol.