Worst excuse for being late to work?

Henjo 2007/07/25 15:28:06
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  • Richard 2007/07/25 15:59:27
    A band of space bandidos chased me on the freeway and hijacked my car. After chasing after them on a motorcycle I commandeered from a stranger, I was able to fight them off one at a time with the mighty sword, Excalibur, and the gun that killed Hitler. It turns out the guy that owned the motorcycle was the person that Steven Spielberg based Indiana Jones on. After I reclaimed my vehicle, an asteroid hit Earth, (don't worry, the fire dept. took care of it, you probably won't even hear about it) tearing my clothes to shreds. Which is why I don't have any pants on.

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