Worst excuse for being late to work?

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	1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.	11 votes	12%
	2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.	2 votes	2%
	3. My girlfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.	3 votes	3%
	4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.	3 votes	3%
	5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.	11 votes	12%
	6. I was up all night arguing with God.	8 votes	9%
	7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.	4 votes	4%
	. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.	8 votes	9%
	9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.	6 votes	7%
	10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.	8 votes	9%
	Undecided	10 votes	11%
	None of the above	15 votes	17%

Bill 2011/01/20 06:37:21
Kodabear 2008/03/26 01:26:37

4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.

Lol...this was funny

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Robertswifey 2008/03/21 21:18:03

Undecided

Those are hillarious! One of my former employees used to call in all the time with some random excuse each time, one time she called in (in tears) and said she couldn't come in because her parents had decided to get a divorce and she needed to be at home with her Mom to comfort her...but right when i was about to tell her how sorry I was, her parents walked in looking for her..they'd brought her dinner for her lunch break. It was pretty funny actually..

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Duck 2008/03/21 21:11:08

None of the above

I had a really important job interview....

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Jen**GPAC** 2008/03/20 22:20:52

5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.

I forgot to open my eyes this morning.. uhmm sorry..

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Anouser 2008/03/18 02:47:24

None of the above

"I was sleeping with your wife."

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biggkev 2008/03/10 17:19:23

5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.

got written up for this one !

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Backlashjack 2008/03/06 02:11:32

Undecided

+4
I was drunk and called your wife and said you were with another woman. I spent most of the morning convinceing her that I was just kidding.

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monkey_girl_for_God 2008/03/06 01:31:03

2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really...

lol! There all pretty bad!! =]

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RIC HARD 2008/03/06 01:24:11

None of the above

Had diarrhea on the way to work and had to return home to change clothes. If they don't believe you, spend the next hour in the restroom.

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kcalle 2008/02/28 22:42:03 (edited)

9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a n...

haha... i would be like 'why... thanks for the information...':S one of my friends once came late to school because she had locked herself into the bathroom, since she thought she'd heard someone break into her house (ehm.. she had a dog then which usually would bark when anything bad would happen.. but apparently the dog just 'wasn't there' for that ..(?)) another time she was late because the dog had run away and she had to go chase after him....

she always seemed to have the best reasons for coming late to class...haha..

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Emily MCRmy [FTDM!!!!] 2008/02/02 03:10:53

1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.

It's a toss up between this one and the prostitute one that's like utterly amazing.

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gina maria 2008/01/11 06:37:46

None of the above

I STOP TO DO A LITTLE SHOPPING, AND, TO PICK UP MY LUNCH.

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mslsa2u 2007/09/23 20:31:55

None of the above

The dog peed on my work clothes and I had to wash them over. Duhh!!! Find something else to wear. Is that the only outfit that you own. That's what I told them. Or don't come back.

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PBL 2007/09/19 19:30:20

5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.

But the truth.

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<--That guy 2007/09/18 19:06:59

4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.

They're all pretty goofy responses, but this one seemed funniest to me.

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Dwaine Aguilar 2007/09/14 08:38:47

7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.

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Jaime Cook 2007/09/09 21:43:16

None of the above

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Britt Knight 2007/09/06 04:55:17

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lonewolf 2007/08/29 00:38:57

None of the above

i hit a car with 4 women in it. they said they would not call the cop's if i pleased them. after i was done i was just to tired to come in.

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Piglet 2007/08/28 16:44:55

Undecided

I don't think I would use any of these! They're all really funny!

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John 2007/08/27 18:56:10

10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wif...

My favorite is the one about the girlfriend destroying the undergarments! How does that affect someone getting to work?!

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SpecialKrazyK! 2007/08/23 14:34:26

Undecided

+1
ah my dog ate my tire?

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shiela33 to Special... 2007/08/23 14:36:19
Special... to shiela33 2007/08/23 14:38:53

+1
too bad I don't have a dog...lol...

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Rihanna 2007/08/22 05:21:52

None of the above

I didnt feel like coming in that early

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LaChica 2007/08/18 02:30:26

None of the above

Thats some funny stuff! Wonder if anybody has ever used it before?

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roger 2007/08/17 09:15:16

Undecided

Here in Northern VA: The most abused and they get away with it is "traffic was terrible and there was a accident".

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paramoreislove 2007/08/11 13:23:34

None of the above

+1
my dog ate my briefcase lol

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Valkyries "In God We Trust" 2007/07/30 16:06:54

Undecided

+1
I choose all of the above, Funny Stuff

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Pinky 2007/07/30 06:31:19

Undecided

my digital alarm didn't go off because there was a power shortage in the middle of the night. when i woke up, the time was flashing 12:00... yea...

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reminder 2007/07/26 20:51:49

None of the above

I work at home, and when my husband asks me if I worked today. I just tell him know. I took a sick day or vacation day.

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aj 2007/07/26 07:50:17

None of the above

+2
i have pms..lol...and i thought someone was following me..:-))

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shiela33 2007/07/25 22:12:19
JARVIS! 2007/07/25 20:03:11

None of the above

My penis got stuck in a gloryhole in the bathroom of a denver Denny's.

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Adi 2007/07/25 19:07:20

None of the above

The truth....it always seems to work for me =)

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debra 2007/07/25 18:47:38

Undecided

I have one for you..I was working at a mental hospital and a hearse was going into the gate ahead of me so I didn't enter thinking someone on my ward had died and I would have to prepare the body..this would have been my first..I was 23 at the time..any way I decided to drive around the country block and then go in after I thought they were done..ended up lost in the country for over an hour! How stupid...this really happened.

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chilton~T~ 2007/07/25 18:42:21

. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.

+5
Entirely possible! My best one to date was telling my boss I just didn't feel like putting up with his crap before a LOT of coffee(we picked at each other a lot) and it WORKED! He just laughed....

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jackrorabbit 2007/07/25 17:42:16

None of the above

+2
You mean I have to show up to work everyday?

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Richard 2007/07/25 15:59:27

Undecided

+11
A band of space bandidos chased me on the freeway and hijacked my car. After chasing after them on a motorcycle I commandeered from a stranger, I was able to fight them off one at a time with the mighty sword, Excalibur, and the gun that killed Hitler. It turns out the guy that owned the motorcycle was the person that Steven Spielberg based Indiana Jones on. After I reclaimed my vehicle, an asteroid hit Earth, (don't worry, the fire dept. took care of it, you probably won't even hear about it) tearing my clothes to shreds. Which is why I don't have any pants on.

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Richard 2007/07/25 15:59:27

Undecided

A band of space bandidos chased me on the freeway and hijacked my car. After chasing after them on a motorcycle I commandeered from a stranger, I was able to fight them off one at a time with the mighty sword, Excalibur, and the gun that killed Hitler. It turns out the guy that owned the motorcycle was the person that Steven Spielberg based Indiana Jones on. After I reclaimed my vehicle, an asteroid hit Earth, (don't worry, the fire dept. took care of it, you probably won't even hear about it) tearing my clothes to shreds. Which is why I don't have any pants on.

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