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World's Worst Lovers

Germans are the world's worst lovers, according to a 15,000-person survey. Sifting through countries, women were asked to rate their level of satisfaction with their past and present partners, and then list the birth-countries of those partners, as well as any complaints they had.

Germans were found to have the highest level of dissatisfaction among women, who claimed they smelled bad. England narrowly came in second, with the most common complaint being that they are lazy in bed -- leaving all the work to the woman.

In third were Swedish men who finished too quickly, and then Hollanders who were too dominating. Americans came in fifth for being too rough in bed (HELL YEA!!).

You can view the full list of the world's worst lovers below.

World's Worst Lovers

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)
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  • Kai Sai March 10, 2010 20:10:17
    Kai Sai
    +2
    Those are countries listed above, not continents, and yeah it would be too mean to mention why all Asian countries are actually sharing the number one spot. :p

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  • Brianna August 12, 2011 20:50:29
    Brianna
    +2
    I'll take an America with a side of Holland please :d
  • Kai Sai March 10, 2010 20:10:17
    Kai Sai
    +2
    Those are countries listed above, not continents, and yeah it would be too mean to mention why all Asian countries are actually sharing the number one spot. :p
  • Floppy Waffle November 16, 2009 22:10:58
    Floppy  Waffle
    asains arent on the list cuz there dicks are too small to be considered
  • Apple November 16, 2009 05:17:03
    Apple
    +1
    Asians rule! We're so good we didn't even need to be on this trivial list hahah;-P
  • bob November 16, 2009 00:51:44
    bob
    +1
    Well that just confirms that women hate men, for ...well being men.
  • alannah October 31, 2009 15:23:09
    alannah
    +1
    i like a bit of holland :p
  • Damselfly October 18, 2009 00:23:19
    Damselfly
    +1
    Someone should take a world tour and do some "research" to verify this, ha ha.
  • avril fan/ montana hater October 17, 2009 22:00:21
    avril fan/ montana hater
    totally!!!!!! you are ssoooooo right!
  • xtrashionjumax October 16, 2009 11:13:57
    xtrashionjumax
    I don't get why anyone would complain about rough sex. That's sex in American culture. -eye roll-
  • Nature Boy: The Naked One October 16, 2009 04:14:22
    Nature Boy: The Naked One
    Rock on!! USA is the best!! lol.
  • Jesus S October 16, 2009 03:06:07
    Jesus S
    I call BS, been with women from the 5 top countries on this list and can say my experience was quite different.
    Women are all individuals and men are fortunate to experience them for what they are.
  • LEAHCIM368~POTL~RWAC... October 16, 2009 00:20:32
    LEAHCIM368~POTL~RWAC...
    I thought all girls like a good spanking now and then!!!!! LOL

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