With Godless liberals dominating our country and forcing Christians ALL over the country to not proselytize captive children in grade schools across America, isn't it time that we ban together and make Voodoo our national religion?

by rabbut: patriot squared with sugar on top Posted 2009/06/29 05:19:52

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Voodoo is the ONLY religion that can keep the bad spirits that cause sickness away! You don't like sickness, do you? DO YOU? It is time to end the War on Voodoo.

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Disko Pickle 2009/06/29 05:24:30 (edited)

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America was founded on Voodoo Values. We must return to the morality of our sacred text:

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sugarbuzz to SeaSparkzz 2009/06/29 18:26:22

not if your'e sick of them.

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SeaSparkzz to sugarbuzz 2009/06/29 20:19:41

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Why would you be sick of them?

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sugarbuzz to SeaSparkzz 2009/06/29 23:51:43

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I am not, but just thought I would throw in an oxymoron.

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AsianGirl ^0^ 2009/06/29 10:44:40

how bout ppl who doesnt want to practice this religion ???

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symphonyofdisaster 2009/06/29 10:24:28

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Nah, voodoo has christian elements. We need to go WAAAAY back....I'd say, let's go Druid......closer to what i currently practice...gotta love happy pagans....

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Colbert 2009/06/29 09:23:47

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sugarbuzz to Colbert 2009/06/29 18:27:13

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is he available? single? what? ...don't tease!

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Lady Whitewolf 2009/06/29 09:10:26

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Oh, fer cryin' out loud.... GET A GRIP!
BTW, I'm Pagan and happy!

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sugarbuzz to Lady Wh... 2009/06/29 18:27:39

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I am a born-again pagan.

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Mr. Basket 2009/06/29 07:00:58

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I hear voodoo is pretty awesome.

Plus, after you sacrifice the chicken, you can cook that !@#$ up!

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Jeff to Mr. Basket 2009/06/29 16:06:13

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I love my voodoo chicken and dumplins !!!!!

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Mr. Basket to Jeff 2009/06/29 18:20:03

now that sounds good!

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Gramma Lil 2009/06/29 06:40:14

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Disko Pickles...stop sending me these stupid poll questions!! Damn you!! LOL!!

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sugarbuzz to Gramma Lil 2009/06/29 18:28:17 (edited)

no......don't.......stop........ don't stop.

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Gramma Lil to sugarbuzz 2009/06/29 19:00:03

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Jane your brain left on a jet plane.....drop off a flat rock!

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sugarbuzz to Gramma Lil 2009/06/29 23:52:23

I did, now I have flat feet.

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QUIS EVADET 2009/06/29 06:28:00

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School Board refuses to allow VooDoo values to be taught in school, nor will the school board allow VooDoo spell casting nor VooDoo druming in school,

VooDoo Values are being attacked!
There is a WAR against VooDoo values in this Nation!
Poke a VooDoo Doll of a School Board member today!

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Space Monkey 2009/06/29 06:21:22

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Makes about as much sense as any of the others.

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Eric ~ The Logician 2009/06/29 06:20:15

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best question EVER

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Anna ~In My Bitches I Trust~ 2009/06/29 06:05:49

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Since a few months my status says that I'm about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... I'm in

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MindReader 2009/06/29 05:57:41

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Oh, I hadn't thought about VooDoo. Now that has promise.

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...... 2009/06/29 05:53:01

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Cole Porter wrote about it, Sinatra sung about it...shit its as American as Apple Pie.
Do do that Voodoo that you do so well.

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Anouser 2009/06/29 05:49:39

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Isn't Christianity a form of voodooism?

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Mollydolly to Anouser 2009/06/29 17:53:23

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but they don't know now do they?

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sugarbuzz to Anouser 2009/06/29 18:29:33

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oh.oh,....it is!! Now you are gonna get it for bringing THAT up!

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Action bastard! 2009/06/29 05:48:28
✿~Ŧѱᵲἀ ₳ᾐᾐ~✿ 2009/06/29 05:45:46

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nah, voodoo isn't a joke. people in Africa are killed or abandon for practicing voodoo.

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rabbut:... to ✿~Ŧѱᵲἀ ... 2009/06/29 05:51:09

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That just demonstrates why we must band together and make it official before it happens here!

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ALofRI to ✿~Ŧѱᵲἀ ... 2009/06/29 17:30:44

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Right! And remember, Sarah Palin practices it with her witch doctor, so it must be good for conservatives too. Think about it, finally a religion that can bring us ALL together! Christianity...you are sooo outa here!

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CyniqueCharme~La Patron Sup... 2009/06/29 05:42:04

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Voodoo has always been there for me, when I didn't know where else to go...
Voodoo definitely deserves to be our national religion.

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Mollydolly 2009/06/29 05:37:33

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I'll put it on my list.

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Aarixan 2009/06/29 05:33:46

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I support this thread 100%

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Shadow13 2009/06/29 05:31:12

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It's about time\!! I knew my chicken farm would hit pay dirt one of these days.

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Kino 2009/06/29 05:29:48

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Because who do that voodoo that you do so well?

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rabbut:... to Kino 2009/06/29 05:42:03

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Kino to rabbut:... 2009/06/30 04:23:03

Man...they were hot.

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ypd91 2009/06/29 05:29:29

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lol wtf?

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Durf 2009/06/29 05:29:04

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It's called Catholisism.
Durf

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R.P. Bliss.::ρнαɛт::.►Ѳиɛ Ħ... 2009/06/29 05:28:24

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DAMN STRAIGHT! It's time we return to our VooDoo roots!

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Mollydolly to R.P. Bl... 2009/06/29 05:38:39

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dang you have to be straight?

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