Will Walmart open a store on the Moon?

by mk, Smartass Oracle Posted 2009/07/17 21:24:19

35 votes
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		Yes
		No way, the Moon has its own stores
		Yes, by next month
		Yes and 2 on Mars
		Yes and they will sell beer and wine there
		Can I apply for a job now?
		Will they have a shuttle bus?
		I hate Walmart
		None of the above

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	Yes	10 votes	29%
	No way, the Moon has its own stores	2 votes	6%
	Yes, by next month	2 votes	6%
	Yes and 2 on Mars	6 votes	17%
	Yes and they will sell beer and wine there	2 votes	6%
	Can I apply for a job now?	1 vote	3%
	Will they have a shuttle bus?	0 votes	0%
	I hate Walmart	6 votes	17%
	None of the above	6 votes	17%

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Eddie 2009/07/17 22:15:59

Yes and 2 on Mars

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I'm waiting for the first one here on mars.
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Nuke Dukem 2009/07/25 18:49:27

Yes and 2 on Mars

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......2 Weeks!!! 2Weeks!!!!!

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Death Faerie 2009/07/22 18:37:08

None of the above

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The moon is sacred.

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mk, Sma... to Death F... 2009/07/22 20:50:07

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Nothing is sacred to Walmart

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Angelheart™In loving memory... 2009/07/22 17:40:47 (edited)

I hate Walmart

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hmmmmm....the wal-mart death trap....no thanks...

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/22 20:50:25

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Hi sweetie

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Angelhe... to mk, Sma... 2009/07/23 00:34:46

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Hi smartcakes

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/23 23:03:54

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Smartcakes?

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Angelhe... to mk, Sma... 2009/07/24 00:15:56

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you know your mk smart ass in charge....cute as hot cakes...smartcakes...

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/26 18:52:52

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Hot cakes?

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Angelhe... to mk, Sma... 2009/07/27 03:49:31

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Thats me honaaaaaayyyyyyy....lol....u can be hot cakes....ok....

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/27 19:15:28

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Whatever you say dear

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viper4358 2009/07/20 14:19:28

Yes and they will sell beer and wine there

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They will start with 2 and build as the moon gets populated.

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Angelhe... to viper4358 2009/07/22 17:44:24

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beer provisions please...

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viper4358 to Angelhe... 2009/07/22 17:56:03 (edited)

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You think of everything Angelheart!

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Angelhe... to viper4358 2009/07/22 18:17:22

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I have to take care of my friends always honaaayyyyyy..... Space is a new frontier!

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viper4358 to Angelhe... 2009/07/22 18:19:45

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Ready to go exploring?

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Angelhe... to viper4358 2009/07/22 18:22:11

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Yepperzzzz! I am ready for adventure!!!

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viper4358 to Angelhe... 2009/07/22 18:42:55 (edited)

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Yeah, me too!
Ooops!

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Angelhe... to viper4358 2009/07/23 00:35:11

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hahahahhahahahaahah

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viper4358 to Angelhe... 2009/07/23 05:22:35

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I take it that you liked that! lol

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Angelhe... to viper4358 2009/07/23 07:21:44

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I love Family Guy.... his silly laugh gets me everytime...

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viper4358 to Angelhe... 2009/07/23 07:29:32

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Maybe this will help.

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Angelhe... to viper4358 2009/07/23 07:34:30

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LMAO!!! I love that one....thank you friend!

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viper4358 to Angelhe... 2009/07/23 07:36:32

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Just for you!

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/22 20:50:54

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Viper brews his own

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Angelhe... to mk, Sma... 2009/07/23 00:35:37

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I do too

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/23 23:06:39

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Moonshine?

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Angelhe... to mk, Sma... 2009/07/24 00:16:50

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hahahahhahahaah.....nooooo...... when I lived in NC they sure did do that.....Its nasty stuff

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mk, Sma... to Angelhe... 2009/07/26 18:51:07

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You most likely helped them

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viper4358 to mk, Sma... 2009/07/24 04:36:19

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That is funny!

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mk, Sma... to viper4358 2009/07/25 07:23:06

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Look like yours?

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viper4358 to mk, Sma... 2009/07/25 09:24:51

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No, that is a little much for my taste. It is more like...

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viper4358 to mk, Sma... 2009/07/23 07:37:15

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But I drink it faster than I brew it. What is up with that?

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mk, Sma... to viper4358 2009/07/23 23:07:04

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You and Eddie will have to have a drink off.

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viper4358 to mk, Sma... 2009/07/24 04:36:54

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Do we have enough beer?

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mk, Sma... to viper4358 2009/07/25 07:24:55

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Hmmm. Good question. Hey what a great idea! That is the cure for our 10% unemployment. The breweries would have to hire millions of extra workers for such an event. Brilliant idea. I vote for you as president and Eddie as VP.

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viper4358 to mk, Sma... 2009/07/25 09:26:16

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Simulate the economy? That is a thought. Put more people to work.

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mk, Sma... to viper4358 2009/07/25 10:00:24

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Yes our problem is solved. Daily drinking contests on the White Lawn between you and your VP Eddie

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viper4358 to mk, Sma... 2009/07/25 10:32:53

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Special "Beer Pong" tables for public contest. Winners get to sleep in the House and have breakfast in bed the next morning.
What could be more American than that?

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mk, Sma... to viper4358 2009/07/26 18:51:41

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Sounds like a plan

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