Why Barack 0bama deserves a second term

by RJ~PWCM~JLA Posted 2012/08/23 23:41:18

Related Topics: Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Cancer, Car, School, Roof, Clinton, Free, High School, Condoms, Economy, Slavery, Dog, WTF, Bush, Paul Ryan

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	This is compelling. Four more years!	28 votes	18%
	WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?	124 votes	82%

So here are the reasons why 0bama deserves a second term.

Well, according to his campaign, anyway.
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1. Sandra Fluck needs free condoms

2. Ann Romney never worked a day in her life

3. Ann Romney owns a horse

4. Mitt Romney earned money in his lifetime

5. Mitt Romney killed a woman by giving her cancer

6. Mitt Romney wants to kill all women

7. The economy was good under Bill Clinton

8. Mitt Romney had a fight in high school

9. Mitt Romney put his dog carrier on the car roof, but didn't eat him afterwards

10. Paul Ryan threw grandma off a cliff

11. Mitt Romney will re-introduce slavery

12. There's seven minutes left in the game, and the white man can jump!

13. Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and you didn't build that!

14. (But the government did build the Intercontinental railroad)

15. George Bush is still wrecking the economy

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V~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/24 01:43:28

WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?

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There will be no second term.

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Biki to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 02:18:35

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That clock isn't ticking nearly fast enough to suit me!

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V~POTL~... to Biki 2012/08/24 04:32:33

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If you are on the west coast, the clock runs out 3 hours early (see below).

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Biki to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 18:06:13

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Sweet! ;-}

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exhon2009 to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 03:56:04

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I'm sorry but is that PST or EST?

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V~POTL~... to exhon2009 2012/08/24 04:05:13

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I think it's EST (Washington DC).

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exhon2009 to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 04:23:41

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Crap, it's 3 hours longer for me.

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V~POTL~... to exhon2009 2012/08/24 04:30:54

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It's EARLIER for you. EST is 3 hours ahead of PST.

Make sure your beer is chilled 3 hours before the timer runs out.

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exhon2009 to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 04:37:14

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I'll be stocking up.

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Not-A-RINO to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 20:54:57

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I just love Reagan's sense of humor! Thanks for the smiles!

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Deborah... to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 12:41:03

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Biki to Deborah... 2012/08/24 18:04:52

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All three of them are praying as hard as I am that this monster is defeated November 2nd...errrr, that is the day that Moooochele says I'm supposed to vote.

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V~POTL~... to Biki 2012/08/24 18:08:35

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Now if someone will just remind Barack that he needs to concentrate on states 51 to 57. Romney won't go there, so it should be easy pickings for Obie.

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Biki to V~POTL~... 2012/08/24 18:11:40

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I thought it was supposed to be 58 of them??? ;-} He said he'd visited 57 states and hoped to visit the 58th one soon...or something along those lines....and by lines I'm meaning white lines of cocaine he snorts of course.

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Deborah... to Biki 2012/08/24 18:12:33

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You, me, and a BUNCH of us.

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DeborahLakeHelen 2012/08/24 01:42:38 (edited)

WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?

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3. Ann Romney owns a horse

Well damn! She must be an ostentatious bioch!

10. Paul Ryan threw Grandma off a cliff

Well so what! She was old, and she was gonna die in a few years anyway!

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Gooky to Deborah... 2012/08/24 01:46:18

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lolol...the nerve,huh?

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Deborah... to Gooky 2012/08/24 02:14:47

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Really!

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Gooky to Deborah... 2012/08/24 02:26:52

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Doc to Deborah... 2012/08/24 01:47:29

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And Obama's on the bottom, waiting to snatch granny's purse.

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Deborah... to Doc 2012/08/24 02:15:16

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LOL!

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RJ~PWCM... to Deborah... 2012/08/24 02:02:21

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Ostentatious, you said it - bet she even eats *kale*

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Deborah... to RJ~PWCM... 2012/08/24 02:16:12

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LOL!

I'll bet they even have a 4 slot toaster!

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RJ~PWCM... to Deborah... 2012/08/24 02:17:22

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lol!

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Biki to Deborah... 2012/08/24 19:07:37

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Oh dear, my neighbor owns three horses...I wonder what that makes her!?

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Deborah... to Biki 2012/08/24 22:01:23

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Uh huh. I wonder what that makes me?

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Lt. Fred 2012/08/24 01:37:10

This is compelling. Four more years!

Little bit of sexism there, huh?

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Philo-CommieHater! 2012/08/24 01:33:54

WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?

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Biki to Philo-C... 2012/08/24 02:19:24

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gaaaa, that is painful to watch!

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Odinsown to Philo-C... 2012/08/24 02:44:08

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I would bet that 9 out of 10 politicians sound this way without writers.

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RJ~PWCM... to Odinsown 2012/08/24 02:52:11

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But surely not "The Greatest Orator in the Entire History of the World and Then Some!"

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Odinsown to RJ~PWCM... 2012/08/24 02:53:25

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I have it on great authority that the president is the lease knowledgeable person in the capital.

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RJ~PWCM... to Odinsown 2012/08/24 02:59:50

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Yep, the word is out!

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Philo-C... to Odinsown 2012/08/24 10:06:24

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Well, certainly a bit "lost" but not to this degree... and this was in a room full of his supporters, remember!

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Odinsown to Philo-C... 2012/08/24 13:28:24

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My statement was actually a general one based on a quote from a former staffer, Lawrence odonel(sp) Jr.

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ConLibFraud 2012/08/24 01:25:23

This is compelling. Four more years!

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Wait! Let's ask Larry ...

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Walt 2012/08/24 01:24:50

WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?

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"9. Mitt Romney put his dog carrier on the car roof, but didn't eat him afterwards

When a candidate without merit is determined to win, the end result is a sideshow!

0bama would have more success as a comedian or a cartoon character!

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goatman112003 2012/08/24 01:18:50

WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?

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Pretty sure Romney didn't try nose candy can't say the same for the other.

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Biki to goatman... 2012/08/24 02:20:15

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not when he openly admits to drugging his brain as much as possible in his own book.

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Jim 2012/08/24 01:18:20

WTF? This is what passes for "President" these days?

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HE can't get a budget passed. He has no relationship with Congress. His VP is off the chain. His AG is lying to Congress and now the Director of the DHS has her own problems. He over extends the use of the Executive Privilege. Foreign Governments have no faith in him. And Israel is an eye lash away from bombing Iran.

And the problem with a second term is what?

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Lt. Fred to Jim 2012/08/24 01:56:25

That's a fairly serious charge against Holder. Do you have any evidence?

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