Why Barack 0bama Deserves a Second Term - DNC Edition
RJ~PWCM~JLA
2012/09/07 11:49:38
Why Barack 0bama Deserves a Second Term - DNC Edition
- Bill Clinton can't run for a third term
- Clinton promised that someday in the future, we'll "feel it"
- Bill Clinton wants him to be the next President. Monica too! (No word from Hillary - she's on vacation in East Timor)
- Bill Clinton wants him to be the next President. Monica too! (No word from Hillary - she's on vacation in East Timor)
- We all belong to the government. 0bama is the government. Therefore, we all belong to 0bama.
- Once you vote black (well, half-black, really, although his slave blood actually comes from his white side, go figure!), you can't go back
- 0bama was against God before he was for Him. (Or vice-versa. The Democrats are split 50/50 on the issue of God, and so is 0bama)
- Michelle really, really, *really* loves Him (0bama, not God)
- Condom Girl Sandra Fluck needs more free condoms
- Some abortions are still being paid for by those who receive them
- Once you vote black (well, half-black, really, although his slave blood actually comes from his white side, go figure!), you can't go back
- 0bama was against God before he was for Him. (Or vice-versa. The Democrats are split 50/50 on the issue of God, and so is 0bama)
- Michelle really, really, *really* loves Him (0bama, not God)
- Condom Girl Sandra Fluck needs more free condoms
- Some abortions are still being paid for by those who receive them
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Luv♥Luv 2012/09/07 13:00:18Yo, back to Chicago, gangsta





















I don't think so!