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Who Would Win in a Fist Fight: Barack Obama or Mitt Romney?

AdriHead 2012/09/17 19:00:00
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It seems a little archaic to even hypothetically analyze which presidential candidate would win in a fist fight, but Esquire magazine and Yahoo! dared to ask the question. The winner? Barack Obama.

According to the poll, 58 percent of respondents voted for Obama, while 22 percent chose Romney and 20 percent had "no opinion." Naturally, we're taking this question to SodaHeads. Try to keep your political beliefs aside and think purely in the physical sense. It'll be a nice break from all the election rhetoric, we promise.

POLITICO.COM reports:
President Barack Obama and GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney have been throwing political punches for months now. But who do Americans think would win in an actual brawl? A poll released Thursday by Esquire magazine and Yahoo! found that 58 percent of respondents think Obama would beat Romney in a fistfight, compared with 22 percent who chose Romney...
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  • Dave 007 2012/10/07 14:48:50
    Barack Obama
    Dave 007
    obama would cheat..like he usually does.
  • Quazimoto 2012/09/27 20:02:11
    Mitt Romney
    Quazimoto
    Barry is a industrial strength wussy.
  • Jezebel 2012/09/26 22:50:15
    Barack Obama
    Jezebel
    He's just an all around badass.
  • Kookieless The Sexy Nihilis... 2012/09/26 09:22:40
  • michellelivigni 2012/09/26 04:18:06
    Mitt Romney
    michellelivigni
    +1
    in a fair fight Romney. in a bias fight Obama would take a grenade, chuck it and run away and when the grenade goes off and everyone in the vicinity dies he will shout out "IT'S ALL MITT'S FAULT!"
  • Playerazzi 2012/09/24 13:39:48
    Mitt Romney
    Playerazzi
    +1
    Barry is a wimp. He would try to talk MItt out of it. In the meantime, Mitt would be swinging away.
  • Mick Playerazzi 2012/09/24 14:26:49
    Mick
    +1
    More like slapping away...
  • Concern... Playerazzi 2012/09/25 19:32:12
    Concerned Voter
    How about these sports matchups from "1001 Reasons to Vote Against Barack Obama: Mitt Match-up Edition" with supporting pictures and quotes from articles.
    http://www.conservativedailyn...
    9.When throwing out the first pitch at a major league baseball game, Obama noticeably threw like a girl. At age six, Mitt could already hit a baseball further than the current president.


    10.While throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game, Obama wore both a White Sox hat and a Nationals jersey and drew unmistakable boos. When Mitt Romney wears a Red Sox jersey, he wears only a Red Sox jersey.

    11.When throwing out the first pitch at an All-Star game, after being warned by Albert Pujols “not to bounce it,” he decides to wear mom jeans. On the campaign trail, Mitt Romney wears Dockers (and he requires his staff to do likewise).

    12.During an interview with Bob Costas, Obama mispronounced Comiskey Park as “Kaminsky Park.” Romney not only goes to Fenway Park, he knows how to say it.
    13.It is not clear whether or not Barack Obama knows how to properly throw a football. Mitt Romney not only knows how to play football, he doesn’t wear shades and a baseball cap while doing it.
    Yup this Obama playing football on the beach.

    14.The president bicycles with a helmet that wo...



















    How about these sports matchups from "1001 Reasons to Vote Against Barack Obama: Mitt Match-up Edition" with supporting pictures and quotes from articles.
    http://www.conservativedailyn...
    9.When throwing out the first pitch at a major league baseball game, Obama noticeably threw like a girl. At age six, Mitt could already hit a baseball further than the current president.
    romney baseball
    obama baseball
    10.While throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game, Obama wore both a White Sox hat and a Nationals jersey and drew unmistakable boos. When Mitt Romney wears a Red Sox jersey, he wears only a Red Sox jersey.
    romney baseball red sox romney baseball red sox romney baseball romney baseball
    11.When throwing out the first pitch at an All-Star game, after being warned by Albert Pujols “not to bounce it,” he decides to wear mom jeans. On the campaign trail, Mitt Romney wears Dockers (and he requires his staff to do likewise).
    obama baseball
    12.During an interview with Bob Costas, Obama mispronounced Comiskey Park as “Kaminsky Park.” Romney not only goes to Fenway Park, he knows how to say it.
    13.It is not clear whether or not Barack Obama knows how to properly throw a football. Mitt Romney not only knows how to play football, he doesn’t wear shades and a baseball cap while doing it.
    Yup this Obama playing football on the beach.
    football wear shades baseball cap yup obama playing football beach
    14.The president bicycles with a helmet that would make Urkel blush. Mitt Romney digs motorcycles
    romney motorcycles
    Obama bicycle
    To be fair to Obama, here is one of him riding a man's bike instead of the girl's one he is riding in the last picture.
    Obama bicycle
    Obama bicycle
    16.Obama likes to pick NCAA tournament brackets. Romney likes to pick winning stocks.
    18.The president has played over 1650 holes of golf while in office. Romney doesn’t go to the golf course often, because one time he did and he was arrested for sliding on big blocks of ice.
    19.No one even knows Mitt Romney’s golf handicap. Barack Obama’s handicap is he doesn’t know how to create jobs.
    20.When Mitt Romney goes bowling, he rolls strikes. Obama bowled a 37 over seven frames before quitting.
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/...
    "WASHINGTON — During a fundraiser at Lucky Strike Lanes last week, 2008 presidential contender Mitt Romney stepped up to roll his first ball down the bowling alley as newly elected Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown and others cheered him on.
    Strike!

    "Now, that felt really good," Romney recalls happily, saying he hadn't picked up a bowling ball in years before the $150-a-head event for his political action committee in Washington's Chinatown. "That doesn't mean I did that the whole evening, but I did get off to a good start."
    romney bowling
    21.Barack Obama cracked an insensitive joke about the Special Olympics. Mitt Romney helped turn around the actual Olympics.
    http://www.mtv.com/news/artic...
    "President Barack Obama's appearance on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" Thursday night was memorable for a number of reasons: Their conversation ranged from the controversial AIG bonuses to "American Idol," and the president joked around quite a bit. However, one of those jokes has gotten the president into hot water. When asked about the bowling alley in the White House, Obama joked to Leno that his average score of 129 "was like the Special Olympics or something." Although, neither Leno or Obama seemed bothered by the comment during the show, the White House issued a statement apologizing for it before the show aired. "[Obama] thinks that the Special Olympics are a wonderful program that gives an opportunity to shine to people with disabilities from around the world," Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton told reporters, adding that Obama only meant the comment to be a be a funny quip about his poor bowling skills, according to The Associated Press. . . . Special Olympics Chairman Timothy Shriver, who said Obama called him from Air Force One to apologize for the comment, talked about it on ABC's "Good Morning America" Friday morning (March 20)."

    23.President Obama holds beer summits. Mitt Romney holds jobs summits with small business owners
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  • Concerned Voter 2012/09/24 08:34:19 (edited)
    Mitt Romney
    Concerned Voter
    +1
    1) Since Romney did track and field, his practice of running would give him stamina, lungs and speed, specially legs in the ring. (Why do you think boxers run every morning? For their Health?)
    2) Obama is defenceless with out his teleprompter. So the first move is the kick that thing out of the ring.
    3) Then to finish Obama off, all Romney needs to do is to ask Obama any question about his record for the past three years that Obama is obviously lying about or deliberately avoiding with his smoke screens to non essential topics. Obama will drop is gaurd and say "Duh, ahhhhhhhhhh Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...." and that's when Romney moves in for the kill.
  • Chris 2012/09/22 19:30:10
    Barack Obama
    Chris
    Obama is younger and probably more agile. Except Romney could probably have a chance if he holds his punches because he doesn't smoke and probably has much better endurance.
  • paul 2012/09/22 02:35:28
    Mitt Romney
    paul
    +1
    Barack is gay, he'd fight like a girl
  • Mick paul 2012/09/24 14:29:22
    Mick
    So you are saying he would win easily right...
  • paul Mick 2012/09/24 21:08:33
    paul
    If he had mace and cried rape, yes
  • ProVega 2012/09/21 19:46:05
    Barack Obama
    ProVega
    Where is the 'None of the Above' choice?

    I don't think Willard RobMe could punch his way out of a paper bag.
  • syl 2012/09/21 18:30:47
    Mitt Romney
    syl
    +1
    Obama is too much of a light weight. Romney would knock him flat-he's got the added weight/muscle to do it.
  • Mick syl 2012/09/24 14:30:38
    Mick
    Weight does not equal muscle. Mitt is too marshmelloeee...
  • syl Mick 2012/09/25 16:13:20
    syl
    I don't think so. He's in really good shape. so's his wife.
  • scurvison 2012/09/21 17:37:44
    Mitt Romney
    scurvison
    Obamas a smoker
  • Mick scurvison 2012/09/24 14:33:43
    Mick
    Giving him something to do as he stands triumpant over Mitt's PROSTRATE body. Enjoy a smoke...
  • Tre 2012/09/21 14:00:39
    Barack Obama
    Tre
    No contest. Obama would whip his ass.
  • mwg0735 2012/09/21 06:29:45
  • studiobrat BN-0 AFCL 2012/09/21 04:35:17
    Mitt Romney
    studiobrat  BN-0  AFCL
    +1
    Mitt looks strong; Obama looks weak. Mitt Romney would K.O. Obama in a minute! physical fight
  • T 2012/09/21 03:43:31
    Barack Obama
    T
    He just looks like he's in better shape.
  • ParkMan 2012/09/21 02:56:15
    Barack Obama
    ParkMan
    Obama is 51 - 6'1", 176 lbs and from what you hear in pretty good shape
    Romney is 65- 6'2", 185 lbs.

    Those Romney is taller has 10 pounds on Obama. Obama is 14 years younger and I presume in better shape.

    Advantage - Obama.
  • Angel* 2012/09/20 23:42:57 (edited)
    Barack Obama
    Angel*
    I think Obama could whoop both Mitt n Ryan!!

    Claymation what are you waiting for??? :-)
    Although if Rommey is an Alian like I believe, he may have more arms!?! :)
  • Mick Angel* 2012/09/24 14:36:21
    Mick
    Yes and probably a second brain to control them.
  • bunnymusic60 2012/09/20 21:13:18
    Barack Obama
    bunnymusic60
    People should really look into this before voting because if we lose the President we might lose a lot of help.
  • Agustin Zavala 2012/09/20 20:47:41
    Barack Obama
    Agustin Zavala
    Obama would win Romney is a push-over the guy has no spine let alone can answer a question
  • Mick Agustin... 2012/09/24 14:37:41
    Mick
    This is the only accurate statement recorded so far.
  • SiliconSorcerer 2012/09/20 19:30:59
    Mitt Romney
    SiliconSorcerer
    +1
    Unless Barack bite his balls like he's done to the rest of America.
  • Kate Anderson 2012/09/20 19:04:05
    Barack Obama
    Kate Anderson
    +2
    Only because he would fight dirty...he is a thug and that's what they do.
  • wildbill Kate An... 2012/09/30 06:00:05
    wildbill
    Actually, I don't understand why Americans hate each other so much.
    Why would anyone really even wonder about a fist fight to determine anything unless they were drunk or on some other drug. Psychologist say hate is really the result of fear. If adults hate this much, its sure is no mystery why thier children are bullying each other in school or they send thier youth to war without a clue about the people that live there.
    No one asks who would win in a foot race or a tennis match but in fighting each other. The very same people are the first to consider themselves Christians. The Golden rule must just be something taught in Sunday School but sure not any way to live a life or way to think about a neighbor in America.
    Lack of respect for each other can really be America's undoing.


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  • Kate An... wildbill 2012/10/04 21:09:20
    Kate Anderson
    Oh bite me....really! Save your breath because you're full of hot air. I can call Obama a thug if I want to and there's nothing you can do about it. That's what he is...and his boy Holder too.
  • wildbill Kate An... 2012/10/05 21:58:46 (edited)
    wildbill
    Then we both can agree with President Obama when he recently spoke at the United Nations.

    "Moreover, as President of our country, and Commander-in-Chief of our military, I accept that people are going to call me awful things every day, and I will always defend their right to do so. Americans have fought and died around the globe to protect the right of all people to express their views – even views that we disagree with."

    http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire...
  • daniel.goff.90 2012/09/20 17:32:33 (edited)
    Mitt Romney
    daniel.goff.90
    +2
    Romney's frame is huge and Obama is a smoker so he would get winded really fast!
  • roman 2012/09/20 16:39:12
    Barack Obama
    roman
    mitts too old to fistfight he'd shatter like glass like ALL RETHUGLICANS
  • CommonS... roman 2012/09/24 12:29:43
    CommonSense
    +1
    I'm a Republican and I won't shatter like glass. Of course being a 4th degree black belt, I wouldn't even be touched. Any time Roman!
  • Mick CommonS... 2012/09/24 14:46:35
    Mick
    No true 4th degree Black Belt would ever call someone out over politics. A piss ant Republican might but not real 4th degree Black Belt would demean themselves and the status of Sabum.
  • Michaelene 2012/09/20 15:09:41
    Barack Obama
    Michaelene
    +2
    I would not put it past him to be involved in a fist fight, he's lowered the bar for all future POTUS. It dosen't get lower than Obama. (i hope)
  • roman Michaelene 2012/09/20 16:40:23
    roman
    seen the other guy ???? they really gotta work on their humanity skills cause they have none
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