Who Will Be the RNC Surprise Speaker?

by Heisenberg Posted 2012/08/28 23:00:00

Related Topics: Sarah Palin, Ronald Reagan, Joe Biden, Obama, Ron Paul, GOP, Tim Tebow, Biden, cows, Dog, Sarah, Custody, Ronald, Lee, Surprise, GOP Convention, Convention

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	Sarah Palin	80 votes	17%
	Hologram Ronald Reagan	57 votes	12%
	Joe Biden	19 votes	4%
	Bust of Winston Churchill	11 votes	2%
	Chic-Fil-A Cows	31 votes	7%
	Bo: Obama's Dog (From Protective Custody)	20 votes	4%
	Ron Paul	34 votes	7%
	Tim Tebow	20 votes	4%
	Hologram Andrew Brietbart	11 votes	2%
	Colin Powell	39 votes	9%
	R. Lee Ermey	22 votes	5%
	Clint Eastwood	114 votes	25%

twitchy.com asks: Who’s the mystery GOP convention speaker?

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Heisenberg 2012/08/28 21:37:19

Hologram Andrew Brietbart

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I have no idea but if anybody deserves to be at this convention it's Andrew Brietbart.

Rest in peace, brother.

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Walt 2012/08/31 08:37:51

Clint Eastwood

I predict it will be Clint Eastwood... My psychic predictive abilities are eerie, aren't they?

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Dave0626 2012/08/31 08:29:46

Clint Eastwood

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It was ...Clint Eastwood! ....and MSNBC claimed he was just "rambling on" ...I say he nailed it spot on!! ~~

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nb...

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Bill 2012/08/30 21:26:43

R. Lee Ermey

Either him or Janeane Garofalo.

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TimothyBrianFoley 2012/08/30 21:18:06

Clint Eastwood

the gop needs someone from hollywood to make sense

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S* 2012/08/30 21:17:18

Clint Eastwood

that is hardly a surprise.

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Jerry (Iron Priest)☮ R ☮ P ... 2012/08/30 20:22:38

Clint Eastwood

It has been confirmed.

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4gotten Israelite 2012/08/30 20:11:57

Clint Eastwood

They defintely don't want Sarah Palin to drabble at the mic.

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Patric to 4gotten... 2012/08/30 20:44:38

hmm, " drabble ...' and yet you obsess of her..
oh, you silly rabbit....

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4gotten... to Patric 2012/08/30 20:49:02

Oh, I'm not ashame to admit that I like Palin. She never did anything to me. She's funny, I get a kick out of her when she speaks like she knows what she is talking about. You know3 what I mean.

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Frannin 2012/08/30 20:11:48

Clint Eastwood

I love everything about Clint Eastwood except his politics.

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Ma La 2012/08/30 20:06:11

Hologram Ronald Reagan

Actually Mr. Rayguns, complete with Alzheimer's, resurrected from the dead.

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compufreek 2012/08/30 19:47:25

Clint Eastwood

http://twitchy.com/2012/08/30...

According to this source, It is!!!

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mennosdad 2012/08/30 19:29:31

Bo: Obama's Dog (From Protective Custody)

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I'm hoping it's the dog, at least he would tell the truth.

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Patric to mennosdad 2012/08/30 20:45:27

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hmmm,, if so, it would be the only thing in that house hold that would tell the truth....

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The Bir... to Patric 2012/08/31 09:13:02

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If that dog could talk it would be like a rape victim talking to a first responder!
"IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT I CAN RUN FASTER THAN THAT DOG-EATING S.O.B. I'D HAVE BEEN BBQ'D ALREADY!!"

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cents-less 2012/08/30 19:15:13

Chic-Fil-A Cows

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I understand that the Tampa area has a large number of strip clubs, so the obvious choice (and it will be a surprise) is William J Clinton.

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Patric to cents-less 2012/08/30 20:46:20

ouch,,, and hillary got to be still pissed off about slick billy and his babes...

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Edie 2012/08/30 19:11:42

Colin Powell

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I hope it is Colen Powell he has earned the position.

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**Bessie** 2012/08/30 18:50:24

Clint Eastwood

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Unless he has had a change of heart and is now thinking correctly, Colin Powell would not be welcome, IMO!

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mae 2012/08/30 18:06:54

Colin Powell

Just my humble guess: Colin Powell, Clint Eastwood, or Ron Paul--Paul making a carefully-worded speech about unity of the party, without damaging his significant chances of a record-breaking write-in vote...on second thought, they probably won't let Ron Paul near a microphone.

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Freedom... to mae 2012/08/30 18:58:50

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They offered Ron Paul a speaking slot and he declined (or rather didn't approve of the prepackaged speech they wanted him to give)...

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mae to Freedom... 2012/08/30 19:11:45

I would issue this plea to all Republicans who are Dissatified. Please consider a Write-In vote for Ron Paul on your Nov. 2012 General Election Ballot. This Is Your Right to choose.

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mennosdad to mae 2012/08/30 19:33:09

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Keep in mind Ron's the only one with a plan.

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mae to Freedom... 2012/08/30 19:13:46

Yes...and look what happened to the pre-packaged speech they gave to Chris Christy.

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mennosdad to Freedom... 2012/08/30 19:31:47

Yep, Ron's better than that.

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Glen McLeod 2012/08/30 17:57:16

Sarah Palin

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Bust of Winston Churchill, if you say surprise speaker.

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Prepper Politics 2012/08/30 17:45:37

Clint Eastwood

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I really hope it's Dirty Harry!

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FatherLiberty 2012/08/30 16:51:45

Ron Paul

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He wont be but he should be. That would be the case in an America that still stands behind the Constitution, but obviously most dont.

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Dan 2012/08/30 16:15:55

Clint Eastwood

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Ha!

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Amanda 2012/08/30 15:33:08
gary 2012/08/30 15:26:56
Patric to gary 2012/08/30 20:47:44

LOL... and soiled panties are some thing they are used to...

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Bob 2012/08/30 15:21:26

Clint Eastwood

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Make my day....Democrats.

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tom C 2012/08/30 14:01:58

Clint Eastwood

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rumors are flying...he is headed to Florida..

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J-DUB 2012/08/30 11:40:52
mblack 2012/08/30 07:16:16

Clint Eastwood

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Cat's out the bag. It is Clint.

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ChiTownGirl 2012/08/30 03:53:51

Clint Eastwood

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It's Dirty Harry....I'm predicting it'll be Clint Eastwood and, THAT WILL MAKE ROMNEY'S DAY!!!

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Jon Peter to ChiTown... 2012/08/30 14:59:06

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" Feel lucky? Go head, make my day......"

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Irish little 2012/08/30 03:18:04

Clint Eastwood

I still think it will be his Wife.

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me 2012/08/30 01:57:22

Hologram Ronald Reagan

should have been a "someone else" answer...I would have said "Joe the Plumber"

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