Who are you voting for in the 2012 elections?

It's that time of year again. You guessed it - Afterlife Election Time! I can't believe it's already been 4.56 billion years since our last election, but the time has come.

These are the current front runners:
Me, Archimedes (AKA Satan), everyone's favourite dark lord.
God, (Kyris/Marcus/Jesus), that asshole who ignores your prayers and shit.
Billy Mays, some advertiser dude who died recently.

You all have exactly one hour to cast your votes. To vote, either vote here or send your vote to the afterlife voting boothby praying "I vote for <candidate>, to the afterlife voting booth, amen.").

I like long walks on the flaming beaches, zombie apocalypses, knowledge, technology, and physics. I gave you knowledge, technology, and the ability to explore and discover.
God likes flooding the world whenever he gets mad, infecting random groups of people with famine because he doesn't like their lifestyle, killing first born sons, ordering the rape/murder of any group of people who do not conform to his way, and drinking. He gave you shitty fruit, tried to raise you like hamsters in a tiny garden, killed 2.6 million people in the period of the bible alone, and has a terrible sense in fashion.
Billy Mays likes cleaning. He gave you exuberant oxy-clean commercials. Don't know how he got to be a candidate for God but whatever.