Which country should the U.S. INVADE next??!!

BlueRepublican 2012/04/16 18:47:21
North Korea
Pakistan & Yemen
Some other country, please explain why
None of the above
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Iraq was the last country the US invaded. Sure, we got a little clumsy there. We admit that there were no WMD's found and that Saddam had nothing to do with the attack, but we had to go in.

Since then, Saddam is dead, Bin Laden is dead, there are only a few bad guys left in Afghanistan and Iraq has a brand-new country, military, police and government paid for by the generous American taxpayers.

Now, Americans have polled overwhelmingly in support of immediate withdrawl of Afghanistan as well.

Since the Corporate media, the Military Industrial Complex, the Intelligence community, International organizations, foreign lobby groups (aipac) and others are preparing the American people for yet another war in the Middle East...

AND...Since we no longer have a choice about engaging in war, then the people should at least get to pick the target. Here's a short list of countries and why:

CUBA- Because Fidel threatened us over 50 years ago.
VENEZUELA-Because they have oil!!
N. KOREA-Because we find Kim Jong Un's haircut and fashion sense offensive.
GERMANY-Just in case...
VIETNAM-Because we can WIN this time!!
RUSSIA-Because the Cold War never really ended...
IRAN-Because Israel says if we don't fight them, she'll break up with us.
CHINA-Because all U.S. Companies and jobs are going there anyway, lol!!
PAKISTAN & YEMEN-Because we're already drone-bombing them anyway!

Which country should the U.S. INVADE next??!!
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  • LAAD Gunner - USMC 2012/04/16 19:05:49
    None of the above
    LAAD Gunner - USMC
    We need to get our troops the hell OUT of all these countries and focus on our own problems. Pissing off other nations isn't keeping us safe, it's increasing tension and ensuring that countries that already don't like us, hate us more.

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  • PirateQ... 2468 2012/04/17 02:08:37
    I personally don't want to be invaded. Just sayin'...
  • 2468 PirateQ... 2012/04/17 03:57:30
    I actually don't think we should invade...but it would be cheaper to just go over the border than to set up bases offshore.
  • Beccy 2012/04/17 00:12:14
    None of the above
    We need to get out of other countries and spend our wealt bringing some order back to our own.
  • Ev Rom 2012/04/16 23:44:54
    Some other country, please explain why
    Ev Rom
    Well its usually a poor country who has no weapons or way of defending itself and with lots of stuff to steal. I say Mexico would be great, it already runs like well oiled republican machine.
  • bbwolf35 2012/04/16 23:44:36
  • joe ramirez 2012/04/16 23:38:12
    None of the above
    joe ramirez
    You won't have to worry about that, it's more like who is gonna invade the USA! Even third world countries have no fear of the USA! Because they know how our government is not intersted in protecting our borders or the people!
  • Mr. Smith 2012/04/16 23:37:28
    Some other country, please explain why
    Mr. Smith
    It's time we invade Washington DC and overthrow the governing and corporate elite who have been usurping our freedom and liberty for decades!
  • ConLibFraud 2012/04/16 23:35:13
    Some other country, please explain why
    The US military should ALL come home and put all the DC thugs, and the bankers who own them, in prison. Then head straight to the borders and fix them once and for all!
  • seattleman 2012/04/16 23:32:49
    None of the above
    Clever. Funny.
  • Tink123 2012/04/16 23:24:48
    Some other country, please explain why
    How about we invade this one and stay put?
    invade stay
  • 2468 Tink123 2012/04/17 00:15:00
    Maybe we could start an Occupy America campaign.
    With this campaign we can go in and rebuild the infrastructure and work to win the hearts and minds of the people.

    Many of the minds have been rusted from lack of use.
    The hearts are mostly clogged with cholesterol.

    It will be an easy win.
  • Tink123 2468 2012/04/17 00:19:02
    They'll never see it coming! lol
  • ur XLNC... Tink123 2012/04/17 02:46:04
    ur XLNC-PWCM
    THIS is the BEST one and it seems to have backing on here. Brilliant minds ........!
  • Yars the Great 2012/04/16 23:21:40
    Some other country, please explain why
    Yars the Great
  • Yars th... Yars th... 2012/04/16 23:22:39
  • Tink123 Yars th... 2012/04/17 13:23:05 (edited)
    When I was studying Eisenhower and Kennedy, I remember reading somewhere - and it could be wrong so don't quote me on this - that Einsenhower once remarked (paraphrasing), that as of that his presidency, there had never been and would probably never be another president who knew as much as he did about the military and the true way in which it functions. And that frightened him because he believed there would probably never be another president that was as troubled by the MIC as he was, one that would truly understand the potential destruction that could be caused by it.

    Another speech you may find interesting, if you haven't already heard it - it this one. If memory serves me correctly, he gave this speech after he vetoed the Fairness Doctrine, which came to his desk by his OWN party. Interesting, in that context.
  • Tink123 Yars th... 2012/04/16 23:25:12
    Damn - beat me to it.
  • Yars th... Tink123 2012/04/17 02:20:50
  • Yars th... Tink123 2012/04/17 02:22:29
    Yars the Great
    i underestimated the popularity of this video
  • Tink123 Yars th... 2012/04/17 02:30:29
    It's excellent.
  • ed 2012/04/16 23:19:16
    None of the above
    Why can't we just stay home and be good little boys and girls and take care of our problems?
  • Kibbles 2012/04/16 23:18:17
    None of the above
    I find no reason to aggravate another war just yet.
  • Vitalani 2012/04/16 23:17:31
    None of the above
    SHOULD? None.
    Which is likely?

    democratic republic of congo flag
  • sbtbill Vitalani 2012/04/18 04:17:47
    The Congo. They have setsi flys.
  • explorer1618 2012/04/16 23:10:43
    None of the above
    Under a sane leadership none I hope which if it's republican it would probably be all of them at once !
  • twocrows 2012/04/16 23:08:28
    None of the above
    we need to get out of other countries but we won't of course.

    with the economy the way it is and with veterans being among the most unemployed among us, they'll keep them stationed abroad where they won't add to the horrible employment statistics.
  • Lord Claremorris 2012/04/16 23:08:15
  • strange_armour 2012/04/16 23:04:19
    None of the above
    U.S armed forces number roughly 1.5 million. America has over 300 million citizens, more than a third of whom are armed. If even 10% of American citizens chose to resist the increasingly brazen tyrannical government, The result would be a guerrilla war that would only end when the last defender died of old age. This mathematical fact compels the oligarcs to disarm as many Americans as possible, thus making them easier to kill.

    During "the troubles" in Northern Ireland, British armed forces ( as much as 30,000 at one point ) were held at bay by just a few hundred people with local knowledge and a mish-mash of rifles and pistols.

    Imagine if every dictator had 300 million downtrodden civilians ready to fight back.
    That is not the kind of thing the U.S government can win?

    Coiled Snake
  • ur XLNC... strange... 2012/04/17 02:48:27
    ur XLNC-PWCM
    Not very many of the U.S. military would engage in such an endeavor.
  • ☆GrayBeard☆ ~PWCM~JLA~ 2012/04/16 23:02:03
    None of the above
    ☆GrayBeard☆ ~PWCM~JLA~
  • ☆GrayBe... ☆GrayBe... 2012/04/16 23:09:49
    ☆GrayBeard☆ ~PWCM~JLA~
    PS: We won in Viet Nam the first time, too. The freakin' left gave the North Viet Namese the country in 1975 after 58,269 American service personnel in all branches (including 49 civilians) died for nothing. Hanoi Jane was their poster child.

  • sam123 2012/04/16 23:00:44 (edited)
    None of the above
    I mean invade all of them

    yes invade al of them .....
    please please do so ........invade these evil country
    use robots
    use terminator
    use hellboy
    use spider man spider man
    use batman batman
    use rambo
    use superman superman
    use the fantastic four....
    fantastic four
    use iron man iron man
  • Wayne 2012/04/16 23:00:34
    None of the above
    We shouldn't be invading any country; that's why everyone else hates us: our insatiable need for dominance. Let's focus on our own problems for the time being, okay?
  • DougE 2012/04/16 22:57:04
    None of the above
    The United Socialist States of America. Surround the capital, smoke em out, drain the swamp for all time
  • DoxieDad 2012/04/16 22:51:16
    Venezuela, I am tired of that little beanner mouthing off. We can start by nationalizing CITGO that would rob him of a cash flow.
    Besides we need to keep our men and women closer to home.
  • t.eliot, topbard 2012/04/16 22:44:37
    None of the above
    t.eliot, topbard
    The snarky part of me wants to say "ourselves", but by our crazed military policy, our meddling, our "war on drugs", we are already self-destructing.
  • KCurtis 2012/04/16 22:30:45
    None of the above
    We need to stay home and TCB.
  • None of the above
    Ferηαηdo 夢 ɗəɑʇɦ ɗəʃɪəʀ ʘʃ ρɦɑəʇ
    We shouldn't be invading anyone.
  • Cyan9 2012/04/16 22:12:10
    Some other country, please explain why
  • twocrows Cyan9 2012/04/16 23:05:38
    awesome clip! hadn't seen that one.

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