What’s your favorite Obama conspiracy theory?

by bob Posted 2012/08/16 20:23:07

Related Topics: Obama, Conspiracy Theory, Fee, Communist, Kenya, Record, Conspiracy, Fees, Fishing, Land, Occupy, Gold, Razor

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	Obama Eligibility	13 votes	14%
	he was selected to occupy this land’s highest office by the puppet masters running this country	8 votes	9%
	the poison tipped, razor-wire fence that will be used to imprison and enslave the American people	2 votes	2%
	fishing for gold coins in a bucket of mud	0 votes	0%
	Higher Eduction Myths	0 votes	0%
	Kenya, Indonesia stories	2 votes	2%
	Any good Communist stories?	3 votes	3%
	Obama’s Selective Service registration	0 votes	0%
	Obama’s social-security number	3 votes	3%
	Obama legal fees and sealing records	0 votes	0%
	come-on	5 votes	5%
	Undecided	4 votes	4%
	All of the above	22 votes	23%
	None of the above	32 votes	34%

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Xerxes 2012/08/16 20:28:52

None of the above

+9
His parents KNEW when he was born that he was planning on running for President one day, so not only did they fake his birth certificate, they also planted fake birth announcements in two Hawaii newspapers just to prepare for the day, over 40 years later, when he would be Prez... and if you dont believe it, you are a kool aid drinking lib who believes the lamestream media...

Gotta love it! :)
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P. Sturm 2012/09/13 11:10:51

he was selected to occupy this land’s highest office by the puppet masters ru...

... and he's actually a closet Republican doing the bidding of Wall Street, Banks, and the Federal Reserve Board.

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Jon Bergen 2012/08/19 04:16:04

None of the above

+1
Lupe Fiasco Calls Obama a "Terrorist"

The ultimate Manchurian Candidate. Thus, of course, the 'missing birth certificate.' There are RWNJs out there ~ their number is legion; they are know as (get this) 'the Tea Party' ~ who believe Obama is a terrorist installed in the highest position of the land for the SOLE purpose of destroying that land from the inside. The Ninja Grand Master of Terrorists, therefore, would be none other than...

OOOOO BBBBB AAAAA MMMMM AAAAA ! ! ! ! !

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa ! ! !

The NAME of the Anti-Christ is...OBAMA!!!

Kneel in your chains, fools, and wallow in the Sea of Fire! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Seen all I need to see ~ I'M convinced!

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bob to Jon Bergen 2012/08/22 16:37:37

+1
Obama Conspiracy Theories

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Jon Bergen to bob 2012/08/22 21:17:35

That Obama-haters are literally insane with them! There are folk out there who not only believe Obama is the Communist-Terrorist Anti-Christ, but that he was brought here by these guys to subvert our civilization to prepare our world for colonization...

Maybe that's behind the survey results below:

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kurtanderson1 2012/08/18 14:47:38

None of the above

There are no "Obama Conspiracy Theories".

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bob to kurtand... 2012/08/22 16:37:25

+1
that's a good Obama Conspiracy Theory

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RepubliTurd Hater 2012/08/18 01:53:25

All of the above

Dumbass RepubliClowns will believe all of this just to TRY to discredit the man, especially that William guy...he is an asshat and a half! They're all wrong of course though just like typical tea bags

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Ron in Oregon 2012/08/17 21:13:38

Undecided

So many good choices, but then you missed a few.

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JDreDaCookieMonster 2012/08/17 19:53:30

All of the above

+2
The sad thing is most of these idiots believe in the stories that they made up themselves!

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Fredrick House 2012/08/17 13:41:03

All of the above

Anything that will get him out of office.

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bob to Fredric... 2012/08/17 13:44:37

+1
NOROMNEY 2012

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rdyjoe 2012/08/17 10:46:51

None of the above

Do you get a warm feeling running down your leg when you see this guy?

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mewycg 2012/08/17 10:25:26

he was selected to occupy this land’s highest office by the puppet masters ru...

+1
That he's actually a robot.

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Bill 2012/08/17 08:02:21

None of the above

Don't believe in a conspiracy, just the facts. If you don't want to hear the facts, then don't ask me.

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Jeff Smith 2012/08/17 05:24:34

come-on

+3
You Bob you are my favorite Obama conspiracy

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GeorgeAMartini 2012/08/17 05:07:01

None of the above

+1
That truly delusional theory that he cares about this country.

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Night71 2012/08/17 05:01:23

None of the above

+3
The dead Bin conspiracy. Bush already brought down the towers and caused unneeded war.

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Peacock to Night71 2012/08/18 03:15:29

+1
Hey..good one!! I forgot about that.

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Barbara 2012/08/17 03:43:57

None of the above

+1
The best one that I've heard is the president will stage a fake assassination attempt, blame it on white supremacists, which will send the African Americans and Hispanics into a rage, and there will be riots in the streets. Martial law will be declared and the elections will have to be put off!?!

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Peacock to Barbara 2012/08/17 03:52:57

+1
Serious? OMG...SOAP OPERA!!

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Barbara to Peacock 2012/08/17 03:59:23

It would be; wouldn't it? I don't know why we have soap operas any longer. We can see the same thing played out in the news each day.

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Space Invader 2012/08/17 03:31:07

Undecided

+5
thanx for showing the problems with the Un-Vetted Candidate Obama

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joshua.sager.9 2012/08/17 01:58:27

All of the above

+1
You forget the conspiracy theory that claims that the proof that Obama is attempting to take your guns is that he has done nothing to increase gun control.

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Xerxes to joshua.... 2012/08/17 14:23:38

+1
heh heh, that IS a good one!

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OGMGS1 2012/08/17 01:45:54

None of the above

+3
I just heard a conspiracy theory the other day that suggested that the recent mass shootings where planned, and secretly organized by Obama so he could justify taking our guns away.

I would call it the worst conspiracy theory because it is so insensitive to all the victims who lost their lives and also hurtful to those who were maimed.

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Space I... to OGMGS1 2012/08/17 03:32:12

+1
leas singer for MegaDeath said that

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Nick 2012/08/17 01:29:00

None of the above

+1
You know, I heard he is african-American. Just saying
You gotta watch this guy

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SmittenKitten 2012/08/17 01:12:39
Maynard to Smitten... 2012/08/17 11:54:59

+1
On the Trip to Pakistan,

IF this were true, it would make Obama an American Hero in my opinion, we DID have some guys in there FOR OUR SIDE at the time, it would even give him reasons to hide things like he does.

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Smitten... to Maynard 2012/08/17 20:34:15
Maynard to Smitten... 2012/08/18 11:36:45

+1
His WORDS?

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Smitten... to Maynard 2012/08/18 14:34:23
Centrist_Bill 2012/08/17 00:59:54

Obama Eligibility

+2
You have got to love those BIRTHERS!!!

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Odinsown 2012/08/17 00:48:54 (edited)

Obama Eligibility

+2
I'm not an Obama fan, but birthers make me giggle.

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Olde' Smoke 2012/08/17 00:22:30

Obama Eligibility

+1
To much to even write a response for

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wildcat 2012/08/17 00:17:13

All of the above

+3
They are all dumb theories, but a hoot to poke fun at.

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jubil8 BN-0 PON 2012/08/17 00:10:28

None of the above

+2
All good choices, but I think my favorite is the FEMA Camps.

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Centris... to jubil8 ... 2012/08/17 01:01:46

+1
Oh and if thats not enough one of those camps is right down the street from me!!!

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luke 2012/08/16 23:59:41
Barbara to luke 2012/08/17 03:50:38

No group has the corner on tolerance or respect. I've seen hate, disrespect and intolerance from just about everyone, regardless of their political leanings, "religion", or high moral claims.

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