What Would You Do if You Found 40,000 Bees Living in Your Ceiling?

by HAHAJKDOTCOM Posted 2012/07/17 18:00:00

Related Topics: Bees, Honey, Living, Homeowner, Green Tea, Enormous, 2012, Home, News, Green

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	freak the f*ck out	249 votes	72%
	Get some green tea	67 votes	19%
	Ignore the deafening buzzing sound	31 votes	9%

An Australian home was home to an enormous beehive. Here are other places you don't want bees.

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An Australian homeowner called a handyman to check out the discoloration that was the result of the honey from a giant bee hive.

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JohnT 2012/07/18 01:14:43

Get some green tea

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I really like honey bees so I would contact a local bee keeper to get them removed so they can continue to make their wonderful honey and pollinate our flowers fruits and vegetables.
I would be living at a local motel while this is taking place because I am highly allergic to bee stings and have about and hour before I go into shock.
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Lady Wh... to Ambassa... 2012/07/18 10:08:40

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cool!

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Marcus Clark 2012/07/18 04:56:26

Get some green tea

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I'd find a bee farmer who wanted to buy the hive and come move it. If that failed, I'd call an exterminator.

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Magnilo... to Marcus ... 2012/07/18 19:09:46

There are a lot of far easier ways to increase the number of your hives than remove them from houses. Even if you manage to get them into the hive there is no guarantee they'll stay. As a beekeeper I would never have paid to take them out. I always charged a pretty good (for me) price to remove them,

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Lord Emperor of Dune 2012/07/18 04:40:40

freak the f*ck out

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Move. I'm allergic, so...

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GUY FAWKES 2012/07/18 04:35:17
DizziNY to GUY FAWKES 2012/07/18 11:43:44

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LOL I love this picture.

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TrailOfTears 2012/07/18 04:29:52

Ignore the deafening buzzing sound

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I'm not really scared of them, probably cause iv never been stung, but they still dont bother me. However if the hive was in my house I would probably call someone to move them to a safer location.

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Nonpartisan 2012/07/18 04:18:32

Get some green tea

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If they were honey bees, I would set up a beehive for them to live in and move them into their new home myself. I love honey bees, they polinize all of the plants in my garden.

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American Nate 2012/07/18 04:12:17

freak the f*ck out

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freak out and disappear

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JanHopkins 2012/07/18 03:28:27

Ignore the deafening buzzing sound

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Been there, done that...twice. Just wait for winter and then destroy the hive.

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LunarRain 2012/07/18 03:22:26

freak the f*ck out

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Move in with a friend then make a plan to make the bees disapear.

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Shipra 2012/07/18 03:16:52

freak the f*ck out

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I would be dead scared

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disclaimer 2012/07/18 03:09:10

freak the f*ck out

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Then I'd try to figure out a more rational way of handling it. But freaking out would be my top priority.

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Obama Your MommA 2012/07/18 03:06:43

freak the f*ck out

+2
Kill the bees with a can of WD40 and lighter.

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santa6642 2012/07/18 02:47:56

Get some green tea

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been there , We got rid of them very carefully, and have no more problem.

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Barbara Hasler 2012/07/18 02:12:04

freak the f*ck out

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It gives me the creeps just thinking about it. I guess I would close myself in my computer room and look up bee keepers and get someone to help me!

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Blaze the Neko Vampire 2012/07/18 01:53:33
EDWARD G 2012/07/18 01:52:46

Get some green tea

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and ask your local exterminator if he knows a beekeeper. In Pa bees are classified as a domesticated animal and they cannot be killed. They have to be moved.

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(▪‿▪)DoctorWhoGuru(▪‿▪) 2012/07/18 01:34:31

freak the f*ck out

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Run!!!

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Trish 2012/07/18 01:34:11

freak the f*ck out

+5

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mikeeonly 2012/07/18 01:33:59

freak the f*ck out

+1
ask em if they party

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CODE 11 2012/07/18 01:33:26

freak the f*ck out

+3
run like he!!

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cassie 2012/07/18 01:23:14

freak the f*ck out

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hoping candyman doesnt chase after me haha.

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tony to cassie 2012/07/18 03:01:56

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He's coming for you!

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Happy 2012/07/18 01:18:22

Get some green tea

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i like green tea...:P

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JohnT 2012/07/18 01:14:43

Get some green tea

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I really like honey bees so I would contact a local bee keeper to get them removed so they can continue to make their wonderful honey and pollinate our flowers fruits and vegetables.
I would be living at a local motel while this is taking place because I am highly allergic to bee stings and have about and hour before I go into shock.

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tony to JohnT 2012/07/18 01:17:35

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You're sickeningly nice.

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JohnT to tony 2012/07/18 01:26:32

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I don't know if that is a compliment or a sarcastic critique, but I will take the good side of it. I am into nature photography so appreciate what it takes to have a great apple or corn or other things that come from nature. Now I did state honey bees,. if it was wasps I can tell you having had a few nests around my house I tossed gasoline on their mud nest and burned them. So nice only goes so far.

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tony to JohnT 2012/07/18 02:53:06

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I was complimenting. I just killed 25 or 30 yellow jackets? Maybe? Today. My 5 year old was stung by a paper wasp on Thursday. So I was being serious. I was looking to kill every buzzing thing around my house the last few days.

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JohnT to tony 2012/07/18 02:56:07

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It is worse for me on a wasp sting, I keep a syringe handy just in case, but I agree the wasps can be nasty. Better living through Dupont search and destroy. Sorry your son was stung those are mean bees.

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tony to JohnT 2012/07/18 02:59:35

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Thanks, he was good after an hour or so.

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EDWARD G to tony 2012/07/18 01:55:02

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Actually in Pa, that is the law, you are not allowed to kill them. An exterminator will put you in touch with a beekeeper

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JohnT to EDWARD G 2012/07/18 02:29:15

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Most folks don't realize as you do we have a bee shortage and to treat them with some kindness, without them we are in a world of hurt.

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tony to EDWARD G 2012/07/18 02:56:39

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My next door neighbor is from Pittsburgh. He helped me kill a bunch of wasps and yellow jackets the last few days. I'll ask him about it. We're in Ohio but I don't know if I'd let any of them live. A wasp stung my 5 yr old the other day. Just angry about stinging things lately.

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EDWARD G to tony 2012/07/18 12:05:06

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You can kill wasps and yellow jackets, but if there are honeybees you have to get a beekeeper. My neighbor had a swarm of honeybees on the side of her house and the exterminator was quite clear he couldn't kill them and directed her to a bee keeper.

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Koma to EDWARD G 2012/07/18 03:18:38

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That's the way it should be.

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Wyveryx 2012/07/18 01:13:43

Ignore the deafening buzzing sound

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...and the promptly call all science journals to let them know what really happened to all the bees in the world!

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Fashionable60s 2012/07/18 01:09:36

Ignore the deafening buzzing sound

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And call the nearest bee keeper pronto to locate the queen bee so that the drone bees would follow her, hopefully out the door.

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Sarah 2012/07/18 00:48:22

freak the f*ck out

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i may look brave.... im not :)

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Vision of Verve 2012/07/18 00:46:26