What would the world be like if men could have babies?

by HAIRMD..Slingin' hair and takin' names! Posted 2007/12/19 05:09:54

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This discussion was brought up today with a client. I've been informed that there are men out there that would like to be able to deliver a child. What's your opinion?

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Taylor™ 2007/12/19 05:27:55

No

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Any man who would want to do this is out of their damn mind. I have witnessed childbirth. We could not take it.
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Melisa 2007/12/20 06:18:55

Undecided

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well im pretty sure that there wouldnt be as many children as there are so who know

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Ares 2007/12/20 05:26:29

No

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speaking as a man, that is VERY disturbing thought.

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twin 2007/12/20 04:53:09

No

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The order of things would not work concerning this.

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Carlea 2007/12/20 04:50:33

Undecided

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This is not a yes/no question, but I think humans would become extinct if men had to give birth to babies. They couldn't handle it.

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Chula21 2007/12/20 04:15:45

Yes

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That's A REAL MAN........They should be able to C wats it's like for a woman...They probably couden't HANDLE IT......

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MYyearbook freak 2007/12/20 04:03:52 (edited)

Undecided

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ok, so why do yall call yallself ganstas and stuff and yall cant even take the pain of delivery? ithink men should give it a try... and plus, half of the men in America look pregnant already. it's sad.

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Timmaaa... to MYyearb... 2007/12/20 08:13:15

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it's not can't, it's wont. Why would I ever do that to myself on purpose?

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MYyearb... to Timmaaa... 2007/12/20 13:55:22

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nobody said you will do it on purpose. just to see what it is like.

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DJ 2007/12/20 03:50:55

Yes

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I agree there may be more responsible sex if the male also worried about getting pregnant. And, if men experienced how miraculous it feels to give birth, they may work more toward peace. But, that would mean they would need to be nurturers. Hmmm
Some men are REALLY in touch with their feminine side! Guess what boys, it does hurt and you know you CAN'T have babies so it is REALLY easy to say you would like to be able to deliver a child.

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168290 2007/12/20 03:47:29
Piglet 2007/12/20 02:56:19

No

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They don't have the right tools ;)

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RealistMark 2007/12/20 02:50:53

No

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First off, men couldn't handle the pain. We would die if we had to feel 10% of the pain. That's a proven fact. Second of all, the only way we could give birth is by C-section. That would suck. No way men should give birth.

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RoyalBitch 2007/12/20 02:43:11

Yes

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There'd be a lot less war and crime, women would be happier, and sex would be a lot safer if both men and women had to worry about getting pregnant lol (hopefully)

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JESTER576 2007/12/20 02:37:47

No

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......Where would thebaby come out from.....the dudes pee hole?

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HAIRMD.... to JESTER576 2007/12/20 03:24:06

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c-section

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JESTER576 to HAIRMD.... 2007/12/20 03:24:49

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.....C-section peehole?! Oh god! Hahahaha.

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Davidaaf 2007/12/20 02:22:14

Undecided

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OUCHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Lalo 2007/12/20 02:21:10

No

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main question...would be where would the baby stay and where would it come out.....i dont even wanna know......if it were to happen.......i would get my tubes tied right away........

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Kisstal 2007/12/20 01:59:14

Undecided

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The world would be empty.

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Sofia 2007/12/20 01:50:11
Patrick 2007/12/20 01:37:41

No

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The roaches would rule, I could not bear bearing children, so this planet would be overrun with insects.

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Natmike 2007/12/20 01:36:06

No

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Seems like it would involve incredible abuse of male plumbing to me.

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Maria 2007/12/20 01:31:40

No

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not so natural ....

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jd 2007/12/20 01:11:04

No

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hip surgery and appendicities (is that spelled right?) were bad enough.

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DJ to jd 2007/12/20 03:54:52

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Had appendectomy and two C-sections. The appendectomy was a breeze.

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jd to DJ 2008/02/19 01:25:43

point well taken. i can't imagine a c-section being male. take care.

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Pat 2007/12/20 00:48:25

Undecided

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If men were the ones having babies the population would drop. Most men are babies themselves when it comes to physical pain.

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PokeishDee 2007/12/20 00:41:47

Undecided

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well if they could make babies the world would be too overcrowded as it is now there would be more homeless pplz

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Reverend Muerte 2007/12/20 00:37:53

No

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What kinda man would be down for this? Probably the kind of guy that pisses sitting down, haha. That's just wrong man

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highlatte 2007/12/20 00:16:37

Undecided

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What world? lol

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ShineFloyd [Ninja]™ Chi-Kung 2007/12/19 23:50:59

No

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no... please...

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highlatte to ShineFl... 2007/12/20 00:17:44

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Oh my my my. For the first time in a long time I just lost my appetite lol

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ShineFl... to highlatte 2007/12/20 00:30:05

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hehehehehhehee

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Bobbi F... to ShineFl... 2007/12/20 02:24:36
ShineFl... to Bobbi F... 2007/12/20 02:26:42

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more......

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Bobbi F... to ShineFl... 2007/12/20 02:27:28
MQ-Amer... to ShineFl... 2007/12/21 03:39:17

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Shinefloyd -- now what 'lil party pooper would give you a thumbs down for this picture! OMG I'm LMAO -- its hysterical (and a lot of truth to it too) -- thanks for the laugh! Thumbs up from me : )O

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ShineFl... to MQ-Amer... 2007/12/21 03:44:11

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really funny and....
who don't have an similar gag????

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MQ-Amer... to ShineFl... 2007/12/21 19:45:57

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Shinefloyd --guys do it on the beach all the time! And we girls have our ways to attract the guys too --- : )

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jd to ShineFl... 2007/12/20 01:16:41

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HOLY SHEEP SHIT !!!! GET THIS OFF THE SCREEN. I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW MONITOR.

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