Problem:
The neighbor's dog barks too much!
Solution:
LWNJ: Take your neighbor's dog for a walk.
Progressive: Give the dog a bone and you will have a friend for life.
Liberal: Let your neighbor's dog meet your dog.
Moderate: Move.
Libertarian: It will stop barking when you stop paying attention.
Conservative: Ready, aim, fire!
RWNJ: Move the neighbor.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Foxhound BN0
2012/02/23 11:29:03
Using this list of political groups, state a problem and the solution each group would offer to solve it. In my sample, I give the probable solution each group would offer to solve the problem of "jobs". Do your worst! Post a funny picture too!
Problem:
Problem:
People need jobs.
Solutions:
LWNJ: I loves Obama! Obama is never wrong!
Progressive: Give money and power to the government!
Liberal: Offer people funding for small business ventures.
Moderate: Do the liberal and the libertarian options.
Libertarian: Deregulate small business so people can start a business without a lot of red tape.
Conservative: Give money and power to corporations!
RWNJ: I hates Obama! Obama is never right!


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LWNJ: I loves Obama! Obama is never wrong!
Progressive: Give money and power to the government!
Liberal: Offer people funding for small business ventures.
Moderate: Do the liberal and the libertarian options.
Libertarian: Deregulate small business so people can start a business without a lot of red tape.
Conservative: Give money and power to corporations!
RWNJ: I hates Obama! Obama is never right!
The neighbor's dog barks too much!
Solution:
LWNJ: Take your neighbor's dog for a walk.
Progressive: Give the dog a bone and you will have a friend for life.
Liberal: Let your neighbor's dog meet your dog.
Moderate: Move.
Libertarian: It will stop barking when you stop paying attention.
Conservative: Ready, aim, fire!
RWNJ: Move the neighbor.
LWNJ: Tax the $h!+ out of anything that breathes. BUT DON'T CUT SPENDING!1!1!!! WE NEEDZ IT TO LIVE! Government makes the sun shine and the grass grow, dontchaknow! Oh, and also, we're ok with preventive wars as long as a Democratic President is the one with his finger on the button (yay for war in Libya!!!)
Liberal: Well, we could always start by ending some of these silly and unnecessary wars (especially the Drug War!) Domestic spending and taxation of the wealthy should remain robust though. Nobody should have to want for common necessities in such a modern and wealthy industrial society.
Libertarian: I agree with my liberal friends that these wars are a sham, but why trust the same government that has botched social and defense policies to guide our economy and spend our money? Let states and localities take care of most of what the Federal government (mis)handles right now. People, on the whole, are smart enough to figure out how to run their own lives and communities. Washington isn't nearly as omniscient as it envisions itself to be.
Conservative: Maybe defense cuts should be on the table eventually, but our top priority should be cutting entitlements and wasteful domestic programs. Government's role is to maintain t...
LWNJ: Tax the $h!+ out of anything that breathes. BUT DON'T CUT SPENDING!1!1!!! WE NEEDZ IT TO LIVE! Government makes the sun shine and the grass grow, dontchaknow! Oh, and also, we're ok with preventive wars as long as a Democratic President is the one with his finger on the button (yay for war in Libya!!!)
Liberal: Well, we could always start by ending some of these silly and unnecessary wars (especially the Drug War!) Domestic spending and taxation of the wealthy should remain robust though. Nobody should have to want for common necessities in such a modern and wealthy industrial society.
Libertarian: I agree with my liberal friends that these wars are a sham, but why trust the same government that has botched social and defense policies to guide our economy and spend our money? Let states and localities take care of most of what the Federal government (mis)handles right now. People, on the whole, are smart enough to figure out how to run their own lives and communities. Washington isn't nearly as omniscient as it envisions itself to be.
Conservative: Maybe defense cuts should be on the table eventually, but our top priority should be cutting entitlements and wasteful domestic programs. Government's role is to maintain the social order, not to ensure equality of outcomes.
RWNJ: ZOMG, OBAMA's RUINING EVERYTHING!1!1! Nevermind that he's doing almost exactly what Bush did, both on the foreign policy front and on expanding domestic regulations. And yeah, we'll tax the $h1+ out of you too, but WE'LL use the money to kill people in foreign countries and to cage citizens who smoke plants we don't like; NOT to help poor people here. Actually, we believe in socialism too, if it helps arms manufacturers!
How many Euros in debt is the US?
How Yuan does the US owe?
and I could go on...the US debt is in dollars not in anything else. The holder of US debt is entitled to get dollars in return and nothing else.
So let's ask a few questions about the US dollar....
How many dollars are there?
How are additional dollars created?
How long does it take to make more dollars?
again I could go on but the point is .... the US Government can quickly make more dollars if it wishes to. These additional dollars could be used to pay the debt.
Naturally if the US makes more dollars this won't mean there is more stuff to buy with those dollars. This means the dollar to stuff ratio will change and so a dollar will buy less stuff. Because the poor have no dollars this is not a problem...they couldn't afford stuff before and they still can't. For the wealthy, this is not a problem because they have all the stuff they need and don't need more. It only hurts those who want to consume more than they produce. ... unfortunately most Americans have been consuming more than they produce for a couple of generation....so it is a cultural adjustment for Americans to learn if you do not work you do not eat. ... but this was a principle on which the country was founded. How did we forget?
Solution
LWNJ: Sings "Obama's our man, yes he can" while marching to the welfare office with their "kill all the greedy evil rich people" signs and patting each other on the back over how tolerant and loving they are.
Progressive: Has learned that robbing the corner 7-11 is stupid when you can put on a suit, get a degree, go into politics and do it "legally". Generally uses government bought and paid for egg-spurt studies to justify undermining individual wealth and freedoms and the chasing of more windmills, sunshine and free lollipops for all.
Liberal: Sees the private sector as a necessary evil and offers some favored people other peoples money to fund their small business ventures.
Moderate: Usually agrees with the libertarians and then writes it off as impractical and goes with what the liberals/RINO's want to do.
Libertarian: Slashes government regulation and taxes, simplifies the laws, stabilizes the currency and allows the private sector to keep it's property and money to do what it has always done best... Produce and grow more wealth.
Conservative: Promises lower taxes and smaller government then borrows, prints and or takes private sector public money to grow government more than ever, bombs some countries that aren't like them and arrests...
Solution
LWNJ: Sings "Obama's our man, yes he can" while marching to the welfare office with their "kill all the greedy evil rich people" signs and patting each other on the back over how tolerant and loving they are.
Progressive: Has learned that robbing the corner 7-11 is stupid when you can put on a suit, get a degree, go into politics and do it "legally". Generally uses government bought and paid for egg-spurt studies to justify undermining individual wealth and freedoms and the chasing of more windmills, sunshine and free lollipops for all.
Liberal: Sees the private sector as a necessary evil and offers some favored people other peoples money to fund their small business ventures.
Moderate: Usually agrees with the libertarians and then writes it off as impractical and goes with what the liberals/RINO's want to do.
Libertarian: Slashes government regulation and taxes, simplifies the laws, stabilizes the currency and allows the private sector to keep it's property and money to do what it has always done best... Produce and grow more wealth.
Conservative: Promises lower taxes and smaller government then borrows, prints and or takes private sector public money to grow government more than ever, bombs some countries that aren't like them and arrests a bunch of gay dope head lib sinners to give the police, military and their favored crony corporations some work.
RWNJ: Raises their heads from the "I earned it" government trough long enough to thump their bibles and scream Obama's a socialist pig.
HOWEVER:
I think you went a tad overboard on RWNJ.
I think you forgot to mention - American Patriots.
In my case being un-affiliated with any party, I always side with American Patriots.
Tried and tested ones.
Remember a little known factoid; 'Hate' will eat you up from the inside-out.
Understanding the emotion of 'hate' will allow the educated person to come to a reasonable conclusion of where it stems from.
Sadly; America has been commandeered by the wrong type of people that have/are devoting their lives to our destruction.
think about that.
I created jobs and a business in my career. I retired. Served in the military also.
It's all gravy now and vacation time for me.
YOu?
My statement, however, was not targeting your personal life. It was focused on the nature of American political discouse. Surely in your career you learned this problem solving hierarchy.
1. We have a problem. What are we going to do to fix it?
2. You have a problem. What are you going to do to fix it?
3. You are the problem....and that can't be fixed.
Disfunctional organizations are at level 3. If you wish to save the organization you move it up the hierarchy until everyone is working together to solve the organization's problems. In this case the organization is the USA and our politicians have used negative campaigning to the extent that many Americans believe the problem is "the other guy", i.e. liberals if you are a conservative, conservatives if you are a liberal. If we are to preserve the USA, we must move America up this hierarchy until all Americans are w...
My statement, however, was not targeting your personal life. It was focused on the nature of American political discouse. Surely in your career you learned this problem solving hierarchy.
1. We have a problem. What are we going to do to fix it?
2. You have a problem. What are you going to do to fix it?
3. You are the problem....and that can't be fixed.
Disfunctional organizations are at level 3. If you wish to save the organization you move it up the hierarchy until everyone is working together to solve the organization's problems. In this case the organization is the USA and our politicians have used negative campaigning to the extent that many Americans believe the problem is "the other guy", i.e. liberals if you are a conservative, conservatives if you are a liberal. If we are to preserve the USA, we must move America up this hierarchy until all Americans are working together to solve the problems/opportunities we face.
When I hear Obama is a Marxist or Bush is an idiot, I know America is in trouble. Even though both statements may be true, neither statement addresses America's problem. Obama is not America's problem...neither was Bush. As for what America's problem is...well this is a target rich environment; pick a problem and help America solve it. Here are some to think about....
1) As Americans, we consume more than we produce. Two options; reduce consumption, increase production or both. This not the Federal Deficit is the problem and it is not isolated to the size of the Federal government because all sectors of our society have come to believe they are entitled to eat even though they are not working. As the baby boomers like us retire, American productivity is likely to decline making this problem worse.
2) America's health care system is too expensive and too inefficient for America to be competitive in the global economy. As the baby boomers, like us, retire, health care costs will increase and a larger percentage of these costs will go to keep people who are consuming but not producing, aka, retired, alive.
3) Productive age people are unable to afford the education needed to do produce the resources we wish to consume. While we have highly educated, baby boomers out perfecting their golfing skills rather than teaching and mentoring our youth.
4) America's military is taking our best and the brightest young people out of the private sector and putting them to work for the government; making them less productive than private sector employment. It is also consuming many of the resources produced by Americans crowding out private innovation. Obviously security is important so how we solve this is not easy.
Anyway those are just a few. I could go but really need to get back to work.