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What if Rick Santorum today named Jesus Christ as his vice presidential running mate?

ProVega 2012/03/31 00:08:35
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> In a bold move that could
dramatically alter the playing field of the 2012 GOP presidential
race, Rick Santorum today named Jesus Christ as his vice presidential
running mate.


> Santorum has made an increasing
number of comments about his relationship with Jesus in
recent
speeches, but few Republican
insiders expected him to announce that he was anointing Christ as his
vice presidential pick.


> "This could be huge for
Santorum," said Stenson Partridge, a veteran GOP consultant.
"Among Republican voters, Jesus Christ is even more popular than
Ronald Reagan."


> The Rev. Pat Robertson said he was
"blindsided" by the news of Santorum's decision: "I
talked to Jesus last night, and he didn't mention anything about it."


> At a raucous Santorum rally in
Davenport, Iowa, today, supporters of the former Pennsylvania Senator
could be seen holding signs reading


> "SANTORUM/CHRIST '12."


> It is "highly unorthodox"
for a presidential candidate to select a vice presidential running
mate who is a prominent figure in the Holy Bible, says Davis Logsdon,
dean of the School of Divinity at the University of Minnesota.


> But according to Logsdon, if the
Santorum-Christ ticket makes it all the way to the White House, it
could be historic in more ways than one: "If Santorum is elected
and something happens to him while in office, we would be looking at
our first Jewish president."




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  • Queen B Somkey ... 2012/09/28 18:32:19
  • Dagon 2012/03/31 00:28:14
  • wolfshadow 2012/03/31 00:22:41
    Undecided
    wolfshadow
    +2
    First... Jesus would most likely not hang out with that sumbitch.

    Second.... I'd love it. Would seal the nomination for Romney which would not be my first choice but a hell of a lot better then Sanitarium.
  • ProudProgressive 2012/03/31 00:22:32
    Unlikely
    ProudProgressive
    +7
    Let this "running mate" produce a valid birth certificate (and not one of those damned photoshops) first and THEN maybe we can talk.
  • OPOA912 2012/03/31 00:21:38
    Unlikely
    OPOA912
    +1
    Although a very Christian person, he is still a politician.
  • gregory.ditzler 2012/03/31 00:21:17
    Undecided
    gregory.ditzler
    +5
    I would ask for Jesus' birth certificate if your not qualified to be president your not qualified to be vice president and if Jesus were to come out of the sky and run as Santorum's VP I need to see his long form birth certificate proving Jesus was born in america.
  • wolfshadow gregory... 2012/03/31 00:24:06
    wolfshadow
    +1
    2008 election made proving your eligible for office no longer a requirement.
  • gregory... wolfshadow 2012/03/31 00:29:41
    gregory.ditzler
    +3
    Both McCane and Obama proved they were eligable Jesus needs to prove he was born in america before he can be VP.
  • Crypt_H... gregory... 2012/03/31 00:35:34
    Crypt_Heart
    +2
    Of course we have supporting evidence that he was born somewhere near Iran...
  • wolfshadow Crypt_H... 2012/03/31 00:36:52
    wolfshadow
    They'll just seal all those records with an Executive Order....
  • Crypt_H... wolfshadow 2012/03/31 00:42:01
    Crypt_Heart
    +1
    And then release the birth certificate anyway! =D

    The birth certificate was not sealed...
  • gregory... wolfshadow 2012/03/31 00:42:43
    gregory.ditzler
    +1
    How can they confiscate that many bibles?
  • gregory... Crypt_H... 2012/03/31 00:42:11
    gregory.ditzler
    +2
    Sounds like he could be a potential terrorist to me listen to this sound bite.

    "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person's enemies will be those of his own household."- Jesus.
  • lurx: the soda jerk 2012/03/31 00:21:10
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    lurx: the soda jerk
  • Idiot r... lurx: t... 2012/03/31 01:22:52
    Idiot repubs
    +2
    Brilliant!
  • melly~t... lurx: t... 2012/03/31 04:27:11
    melly~thwarting Satan since 1971
    +1
    I love it more every time. >swoon<
  • Cookielane 2012/03/31 00:20:24 (edited)
    Unlikely
    Cookielane
    It's like those bumper stickers that say "God is my co-pilot;" Neither God nor Jesus take second to any human! jesus for president
    jesus for president
  • Ol'Dave 2012/03/31 00:19:07
    Undecided
    Ol'Dave
    +1
    Jesus Christ WOULDN'T TAKE THE DEMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Undecided
    Jersey Roze ♥Jwon's Cyar'ika ♥
    +4
    Sorry Jesus, but you're not getting my vote...
  • Cookielane Jersey ... 2012/03/31 00:25:30
  • Sinpac Cookielane 2012/03/31 00:38:17
    Sinpac
    +1
    The devil made her do it!
  • Cookielane Sinpac 2012/03/31 01:22:42
  • Ty ~ PHAET 2012/03/31 00:17:18 (edited)
    Undecided
    Ty ~ PHAET
    +6
    I have a hard time believing that Jesus Christ would be involved in politics at all, let alone alongside Santorum.
  • wolfshadow Ty ~ PHAET 2012/03/31 00:24:53
    wolfshadow
    +1
    Damn... said it better than I did....
  • flaca BN-0 2012/03/31 00:13:08
    What a suprise
    flaca BN-0
    +13
    A republican and a democrat together? WOW
  • ProudPr... flaca BN-0 2012/03/31 00:24:00
  • Mark In... flaca BN-0 2012/03/31 00:36:15
    Mark In Irvine
    +2
    that really would be a sign that the end times are nigh!
  • Sinpac flaca BN-0 2012/03/31 00:37:35
    Sinpac
    +3
    And we will be getting a Carpenter too.
  • MorbidC... flaca BN-0 2012/03/31 03:37:06
    MorbidCynic
    +2
    Jesus isn't a democrat, he has no political affiliation.
  • flaca BN-0 MorbidC... 2012/03/31 22:49:11
    flaca BN-0
    it seems then that few people follow his example... wonder why?
  • MorbidC... flaca BN-0 2012/04/01 03:59:25
    MorbidCynic
    Humans are sinful, some more than others.
  • Mae flaca BN-0 2012/04/01 15:29:53
    Mae
    Dream on--Jesus is not interested in politics, and he would never, ever associate himself with democrats! Jesus has standards of right & wrong, a concept few, if any, democrats can grasp.
  • texasred flaca BN-0 2012/04/01 20:20:09
    texasred
    Jesus wasn't a democrat. Jesus was apolitical. In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus made it plain that he was no revolutionary, and that his was not a political movement (Matthew 5:17–20).

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