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What if Rick Santorum today named Jesus Christ as his vice presidential running mate?

ProVega 2012/03/31 00:08:35
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> In a bold move that could
dramatically alter the playing field of the 2012 GOP presidential
race, Rick Santorum today named Jesus Christ as his vice presidential
running mate.


> Santorum has made an increasing
number of comments about his relationship with Jesus in
recent
speeches, but few Republican
insiders expected him to announce that he was anointing Christ as his
vice presidential pick.


> "This could be huge for
Santorum," said Stenson Partridge, a veteran GOP consultant.
"Among Republican voters, Jesus Christ is even more popular than
Ronald Reagan."


> The Rev. Pat Robertson said he was
"blindsided" by the news of Santorum's decision: "I
talked to Jesus last night, and he didn't mention anything about it."


> At a raucous Santorum rally in
Davenport, Iowa, today, supporters of the former Pennsylvania Senator
could be seen holding signs reading


> "SANTORUM/CHRIST '12."


> It is "highly unorthodox"
for a presidential candidate to select a vice presidential running
mate who is a prominent figure in the Holy Bible, says Davis Logsdon,
dean of the School of Divinity at the University of Minnesota.


> But according to Logsdon, if the
Santorum-Christ ticket makes it all the way to the White House, it
could be historic in more ways than one: "If Santorum is elected
and something happens to him while in office, we would be looking at
our first Jewish president."




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  • ProVega 2012/09/25 22:59:49
    Great Ticket
    ProVega
    Although I'd rather see Jesus on top. He was after all a leader and Rick is just a follower.
  • TuringsChild 2012/04/05 04:53:47
    Unlikely
    TuringsChild
    I doubt Jesus would go along with that. He doesn't want to be vice president of the US, He wants to be king of your heart. And when the time comes, king of the world.
  • Steve 2012/04/03 02:00:06
    What a suprise
    Steve
    time to bust out those stakes again...twice as many this time.
    iron stakes
  • jflip 2012/04/02 23:36:21
    Undecided
    jflip
    He didn't do it yet?
  • C-ZAR™, Emperor of the PHÆT 2012/04/02 12:22:33
    Undecided
    C-ZAR™, Emperor of the PHÆT
    It would be time to have him committed, lol
  • P. Sturm 2012/04/02 10:35:55
    Unlikely
    P. Sturm
    Buddha's wouldn't accept nominations to run with people that twist their words.
  • That1Guy 2012/04/02 05:02:06
    Undecided
    That1Guy
    I wouldn't want rick as president, I would vote Jesus for president.
  • rightside 2012/04/02 00:37:21
    Unlikely
    rightside
    Santorum would never put himself over Christ. That's just a silly question.
  • Gir 2012/04/01 22:57:51
    Great Ticket
    Gir
    What the wha wha...

    I laughed hard at this. This is great. So does this mean people would be alright with the VP being on vacation the entire time he was in office? It seems unlikely he would actually show up for work, though he does always seem to need money.
  • Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ 2012/04/01 18:28:46
    What a suprise
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
  • Red_Horse 2012/04/01 09:34:58
  • DJPanicDC 2012/04/01 03:00:59
    Undecided
    DJPanicDC
    I'm holding out for the Santa/Cthulhu ticket
  • Singerar 2012/04/01 01:18:33
    Undecided
    Singerar
    +3
    Can't, Jesus was not an American!!!
  • Dave Sa... Singerar 2012/04/01 18:29:35
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    +1
    But he came here before Columbus. :)
  • Singerar Dave Sa... 2012/04/01 18:56:01
    Singerar
    Oh yeah...was that around the same time as Joseph Smith? :)
  • Dave Sa... Singerar 2012/04/01 19:36:45 (edited)
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    Joseph Smith was in 1830 AD.
    Columbus was here in 1492 AD.
    Jesus Christ came here about 35 AD.
    The first flag in America (that we have any record of) was raised in 73 BC by Captain Moroni (not the same Moroni who delivered the plates of the Book of Mormon to Joseph Smith.
  • Singerar Dave Sa... 2012/04/01 21:10:44
    Singerar
    Yes, you know I was kidding right?
  • Dave Sa... Singerar 2012/04/01 21:56:57
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    Wasn't sure. :)
  • Singerar Dave Sa... 2012/04/01 23:40:47
    Singerar
    It was a little word play on the fact that the Mormons believed Jesus came back to America after his assension and left tablets for Joseph Smith which only he could read with the seers stones from a hat.
  • Dave Sa... Singerar 2012/04/02 17:40:00
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    Jesus did not leave the tablets - it was Moroni, son of Mormon, about 400 AD. The Urim and Thummim were also known in ancient Israel and were used by the high priest to determine God's will.
  • Singerar Dave Sa... 2012/04/02 19:06:33
    Singerar
    Yes you are right. But they did believe Jesus came back to the Americas after the assention.
  • Dave Sa... Singerar 2012/04/03 20:09:46
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    And we still do. :)
  • Singerar Dave Sa... 2012/04/04 19:45:36
    Singerar
    ...oh my
  • socokid 2012/04/01 01:11:43
    Great Ticket
    socokid
    +2
    The debates would be great.
  • CHUCK - Liberal in Seattle 2012/03/31 22:55:21
    Undecided
    CHUCK - Liberal in Seattle
    I guess that would piss off the devil, he thought he was in!

    devil santorum
  • Defend ... CHUCK -... 2012/04/01 01:32:20
    Defend Western Civlization
    +1
    i see more kooky photoshops
  • CHUCK -... Defend ... 2012/04/02 13:25:17
    CHUCK - Liberal in Seattle
    I know, Teapublicans screw up Obama all the time.
  • Defend ... CHUCK -... 2012/04/02 13:55:26
    Defend Western Civlization
    the Tea Party is not Liberal Progressive republican
    but you hate will be interesting to the American Voter this Election year
  • Ben 10- P.H.A.E.T 2012/03/31 22:55:19
    Great Ticket
    Ben 10- P.H.A.E.T
    +1
    How can a ticket be any more theocratic?
  • ruthannhausman 2012/03/31 22:30:05
    Undecided
    ruthannhausman
    +1
    I'm told I have a pretty decent sense of humor and I don't get upset too much over what people say or do, within certain boundaries that is, but this question, concept and subsequent discussions border on inappropriate, so I'm not going to comment and risk getting my feet burned off. But you guys go ahead if that's what you want to do.
  • POWERSHAKER 2012/03/31 20:40:36
  • Lady Wh... POWERSH... 2012/03/31 23:12:07
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    ya think??
  • Matilda Walton 2012/03/31 20:07:36 (edited)
    Unlikely
    Matilda Walton
    +1
    VERY, VERY "UNLIKELY"!

    IF THIS IS A TRUE ACCOUNT OF WHAT RICK SANTORUM SAID.......THEN HE KNOWS

    NOTHING ABOUT KING JESUS CHRIST NOR DOES HE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOD'S

    WORD.......PERIOD!

    WHEN JESUS CHRIST WAS ON EARTH.......ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED........HE TOLD

    THE THEN POLITICAL RULER IN CHARGE OF THE PEOPLE........GOVERNOR PILATE,

    THAT........"HIS, KING JESUS CHRIST, KINGDOM GOVERNMENT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS,

    IS NOT OF THIS WORLD( THE LIKES OF RICK SANTORUM, ROMNEY, GINGRICH, ETC;)

    IF MY KINGDOM GOVERNMENT WERE OF THIS WORLD( DEMOCRATS AND

    REPUBLICANS).......MY SERVANTS( MY FOLLOWERS, OR THOSE WHO HAVE PUT

    THEIR CONFIDENCE, THEIR FAITH IN ME........JOHN 3:16) WOULD FIGHT( TO MAKE

    SURE I STAYED IN OFFICE AS HEAD AND LEADER OVER MY GOVERNMENT OR

    KINGDOM), SO THAT I SHOULD NOT BE DELIVERED( OVER TO THOSE WHO ARE

    AGAINST GOD'S KINGDOM) TO THE JEWS.............BUT MY KINGDOM( GOVERNMENT)

    IS NOT FROM HERE"( IT IS IN HEAVEN, WHERE I "SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD,

    HIMSELF........AWAITING TO MAKE ALL THE RULERS OF THE WORLD'S

    GOVERNMENTAL SYSTEMS MY FOOTSTOOL".........1 PETER 3;22.....HEBREWS 1:13

    HEBREWS 10:13......COLOSSIANS 1:16-19......EPHESIANS 6:11-12...ROMANS 13:1-8

    1 PETER 2;13-17

    KING JESUS CHRIST HAS THE......"POWER"......TO TELL ALL THE "WORLD'S

    ...



























    VERY, VERY "UNLIKELY"!

    IF THIS IS A TRUE ACCOUNT OF WHAT RICK SANTORUM SAID.......THEN HE KNOWS

    NOTHING ABOUT KING JESUS CHRIST NOR DOES HE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOD'S

    WORD.......PERIOD!

    WHEN JESUS CHRIST WAS ON EARTH.......ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED........HE TOLD

    THE THEN POLITICAL RULER IN CHARGE OF THE PEOPLE........GOVERNOR PILATE,

    THAT........"HIS, KING JESUS CHRIST, KINGDOM GOVERNMENT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS,

    IS NOT OF THIS WORLD( THE LIKES OF RICK SANTORUM, ROMNEY, GINGRICH, ETC;)

    IF MY KINGDOM GOVERNMENT WERE OF THIS WORLD( DEMOCRATS AND

    REPUBLICANS).......MY SERVANTS( MY FOLLOWERS, OR THOSE WHO HAVE PUT

    THEIR CONFIDENCE, THEIR FAITH IN ME........JOHN 3:16) WOULD FIGHT( TO MAKE

    SURE I STAYED IN OFFICE AS HEAD AND LEADER OVER MY GOVERNMENT OR

    KINGDOM), SO THAT I SHOULD NOT BE DELIVERED( OVER TO THOSE WHO ARE

    AGAINST GOD'S KINGDOM) TO THE JEWS.............BUT MY KINGDOM( GOVERNMENT)

    IS NOT FROM HERE"( IT IS IN HEAVEN, WHERE I "SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD,

    HIMSELF........AWAITING TO MAKE ALL THE RULERS OF THE WORLD'S

    GOVERNMENTAL SYSTEMS MY FOOTSTOOL".........1 PETER 3;22.....HEBREWS 1:13

    HEBREWS 10:13......COLOSSIANS 1:16-19......EPHESIANS 6:11-12...ROMANS 13:1-8

    1 PETER 2;13-17

    KING JESUS CHRIST HAS THE......"POWER"......TO TELL ALL THE "WORLD'S

    GOVERNMENTAL.......POLITICAL LEADERS...... WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO,

    THAT IS JUST THE VISIBLE REALM.........ROMANS 13:1-8.......1 PETER 2:13-17( RICK

    SANTORUM. ROMNEY, OBAMA, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO RULE OVER THE PEOPLE

    ON EARTH).........HOWEVER.......... JESUS CHRIST'S POWERFUL RULE ALSO

    EXTENDS TO THE INVISIBLE REALM AS WELL...........SATAN THE DEVIL AND HIS

    DEMONIC ORGANIZATION, THE 'RED DRAGON'.......EPHESIANS 6:11-12

    REVELATION 12:3-17.........COLOSSIANS 1:16-19..........WILL BEEN THE KNEE TO KING

    JESUS CHRIST..........IF KING JESUS CHRIST SAYS TO OBAMA, SANTORUM, ROMNEY,

    SATAN THE DEVIL.......OR ANY RULER......WHETHER VISIBLE OR INVISIBLE.......THEY

    WILL DO WHAT HE SAYS.........WITHOUT PROTEST!.......JOHN 19:8-11.....DANIEL

    4:28-37.......JOB 1:12.........COLOSSIANS 1:16-19.......1 JOHN 5:19

    KING JESUS CHRIST IS........."KING OF KINGS LORD OF LORDS"!

    AND HIS "KINGDOM GOVERNMENT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS IS COMING"!

    MATTHEW 6:5-34.......ISAIAH 9:6-7........REVELATION 21:1-8......REVELATION 19;1-21

    GLORY!
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  • Cathy 2012/03/31 17:54:50
    Unlikely
    Cathy
    +2
    This is very unlikely because "Jesus Christ" have done His work here on this earth for all mankind when He suffered a horrible death on the cross for the entire world. He said that He had finished His work and He now sets on the "right hand" of the God the Father.
  • Dave Sa... Cathy 2012/04/01 18:30:57
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    +1
    Don't forget He is coming back, but not as Vice President.
  • Dr.Rayane 2012/03/31 17:31:15
    Undecided
    Dr.Rayane
    @_@
  • JaknHarely 2012/03/31 17:29:21
    Unlikely
    JaknHarely
    +1
    why would people vote for santorum if we could vot for Jesus?
  • Tony 2012/03/31 17:06:56
    Undecided
    Tony
    +1
    pretty sure that was not meant to be taken literally. just sayin'
  • joe ramirez 2012/03/31 15:55:36
    Unlikely
    joe ramirez
    +1
    Silly,some people are just plain silly!
  • Nintaku 2012/03/31 15:06:03
    Unlikely
    Nintaku
    +1
    It would be a retarded move, and what would happen if Santorum ate a bullet? Would the second coming occur and Jesus look at the majority of US "Christians" and vomit?

    Religion has no place in politics and naming Jesus your running mate should get you barred from election. Otherwise we'd just be a Christian Iran whose laws are governed by religious freaks.
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