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**Bessie** 2009/09/30 15:00:42
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
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  • 1968 2009/10/02 02:16:57
    1968
    +4
    I think you're story is BS! From beginning to end!
  • ~1seaha... 1968 2009/10/02 05:24:17
    ~1seahawksfan~
    +3
    It was a joke.
    Wow!
  • 1968 ~1seaha... 2009/10/03 20:38:25
    1968
    +6
    It is a very stupid joke, the kind of jokes that we do not need.
  • **Bessie** ~1seaha... 2009/10/04 03:57:37
    **Bessie**
    +4
    Thanks Chalk......unbelievable how many....(oh never mind!)...thanks again!
  • ~1seaha... **Bessie** 2009/10/04 05:09:28
    ~1seahawksfan~
    +1
    Yep!
    I know EXACTLY what you mean.
    Kind of sad, really.
  • Watch t... 1968 2009/10/03 16:12:52
    Watch this, I saw it in a cartoon once!
    +2
    So, that wasn't a true story? No, S**T. It was a joke lighten up!
  • 1968 Watch t... 2009/10/03 20:39:10
    1968
    A very, very stupid one! No humor in it whatsoever. I didn't find it amusing at all.
  • Watch t... 1968 2009/10/04 13:58:49 (edited)
    Watch this, I saw it in a cartoon once!
    +1
    Awww Gee don't get all upset now. I Guess Humor is in the eye of the beholder, huh.?
  • 1968 Watch t... 2009/10/04 15:20:15 (edited)
    1968
    I wouldn't let something so trivial upset me. I simply said it was a stupid joke. No sleep loss, I promise. I'm a very happy camper these days, Bush is out of office and Obama is in. I'm not upset at all. lol
  • Watch t... 1968 2009/10/04 15:25:45
  • crinklemynoseandsmile 2009/10/02 02:15:05
    crinklemynoseandsmile
    +3
    Dude, I was completely for Obama and all but...

    That was good! dude completely obama
  • judy ann 2009/10/02 02:11:23
    judy ann
    +4
    HE- HE- HE- HE- I LOVE IT! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. EVEN THIS SMALL CHILD HAS MORE OF A BRAIN THAN OUR GOV. WE ARE IN DEEP CRAP, WITH NO WAY OUT. GOD HELP US, WE HAVE A PERSON RUNNING THIS COUNTRY WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO LEAD A COUNTRY. WE ARE HEADED IN A DOWN SPIRAL AND HE WANTS THE OLYMPICS IN CHICAGO . GLEAN BECK SAYS ,'LEAD OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY AND LET SOMEONE ELSE DO THE RIGHT JOB FOR THIS COUNTRY".
  • Viv judy ann 2009/10/02 02:51:44
    Viv
    +3
    I AGREE! BUT I BELIEVE OBAMA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING! HE HATES THIS COUNTRY! IF YOU WERE LISTENING DURING THE CAMPAIGN TO WHAT OBAMA SAID YOU KNEW WE WERE DOOMED AS MY DAUGHTER TEXTED ME. HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY.
  • ~1seaha... judy ann 2009/10/02 05:25:21
    ~1seahawksfan~
    +2
    Lol
    You started out like he without the teleprompter. Did it start back up in the end?
    So well said! Thanks!!
  • HIS Darling Dear 2009/10/02 01:58:44
    HIS Darling Dear
    did that really happen, or is another hater on a roll again?
    look, guys, u might not like him, but at least show some respect, not ur butt; he's in control of your country, and your'e going to have to suck it up eventually. seriously, most of u are GROWN! be mature, not like everyone else! what example are u setting for MY generation?!? i didnt like any of our candidates, or the previous prez for that matter, but at least i didnt go around calling them buttheads or worse.
  • ~1seaha... HIS Dar... 2009/10/02 05:26:27
    ~1seahawksfan~
    +3
    Wow.
    A joke. I heard so many about W. Love how the respect you speak of seems to be pointed one way.
    God help me if I lose my sense of humor!!
  • HIS Dar... ~1seaha... 2009/10/03 16:21:43
    HIS Darling Dear
    gee, i dont know wether to thank you or feel insulted
  • Watch t... HIS Dar... 2009/10/03 16:14:51
    Watch this, I saw it in a cartoon once!
    +2
    So, that wasn't a true story? No, S**T. It was a joke lighten up!
  • HIS Dar... Watch t... 2009/10/03 16:21:07
    HIS Darling Dear
    just because its a joke doesn't make it funny
  • Watch t... HIS Dar... 2009/10/04 14:02:35 (edited)
    Watch this, I saw it in a cartoon once!
    yeah, I suppose , It's a Eye of the Behloder thing, Humor that is.
  • Red Ruffansore 2009/10/02 01:49:00
    Red Ruffansore
    +4
    Hot damn Bessie, you made my day. I twisted a line on a new fall show to my own design. What does Obama and Superman have in common? Both landed in this country illegally!!!! twisted line fall design obama superman common landed country illegally
  • Viv Red Ruf... 2009/10/02 02:54:36
    Viv
    +2
    A GOOD ONE!!!!
  • AL Red Ruf... 2009/10/02 05:10:23
    AL
    +2
    Is it a bird! Is it a plans! No its just that lying S.O.B. marxist in P.J.s!
  • **Bessie** Red Ruf... 2009/10/04 03:59:26
    **Bessie**
    +2
    Funny! You're welcome!
  • April 2009/10/02 01:46:21
    April
    +2
    ROFL!!!
  • Ash-the-empress 2009/10/02 01:13:44
    Ash-the-empress
    +2
    BUUUURN
  • L.A. woman 2009/10/02 00:36:50
    L.A. woman
    +3
    to which the obama said, "now hold on a minute,,,,,uh, uhh,
  • **Bessie** L.A. woman 2009/10/02 01:20:51
    **Bessie**
    +4
    Don't forget the uh, uhh! LMAO!
  • baseball21 2009/10/02 00:36:17
    baseball21
    +2
    Where is this girls mother?.....
  • Watch t... baseball21 2009/10/05 13:19:20
    Watch this, I saw it in a cartoon once!
    +1
    in another joke.....
  • **Bessie** Watch t... 2009/10/05 13:23:13
  • natureboy 2009/10/02 00:17:45
    natureboy
    +2
    This is hilarious but we should be supporting our president a little more especially since it's not even a year into his presidency. I waited a whole two and half years before I started calling President Bush an idiot.
  • Viv natureboy 2009/10/02 02:57:32
    Viv
    +1
    PRESIDENT BUSH KEPT US SAFE THE PAST 8 (EIGHT) YEARS, THAT'S MORE THAN YOU CAN SAY FOR WHAT OBAMA HAS DONE IN THE LAST 8 (EIGHT) MONTHS PLUS!!!!!!!!
  • natureboy Viv 2009/10/02 04:33:06
    natureboy
    Haha you're hilarious he didn't keep you safe the soldiers kept you safe. He sat in an office all day twittling his thumbs. Clinton no matter what you're opinion of the man left us with a surplus of a trillion dollars and when he leaves office eight years later all of sudden we're dirt poor. Also the soldiers who went to Iraq set up shop for eight years plus, after taking out the man they were sent to eliminate. Then they take away the police force and the military all volunteers to re-establish order after Suddam and said no thank you. THEN if that wasn't enough he lets the companies that profit off of death and war take over the war. WTF did he do that makes you think he was any good. The people of Iran should have gotten our attention and because we ignored them now we're in a tight spot. I gave him a chance I payed attention to his words I let him explain everything and then I started to realize he's just not doing anything. Cut backs on science too, WTF! What the hell he put us way behind the scientific world when we were already trying to catch up with the technologies of countries like Japan and China. He didn't help us he hurt us. Obama will have his chance, and if the time comes that he doesn't do a thing I'll jump on the wagon with you, but until then lets give him a little room before we start bombarding him with disapproval and hate. And you should definitely give him a lot of room if your hero is Bush. Bush? Really?
  • rabbit Viv 2009/10/02 05:04:54
    rabbit
    I did not mean to rave you....

    What was so safe about 9/11, that did happen on his (Bush) watch...
    Bush did'nt do anything but made a lot of money for himself and his V.P....
    He told a lot of lies......
    He started a war with people that had nothing to do with 9/11.....
    He did'nt go after the people who did 9/11.....
    He got a lot of kids killed in a war we should not have been in ......

    Things may not be going so good right now, but Bush is the one that got us in this mess!!!! Along with other past presidents; demos & repos....
  • Maria rabbit 2009/10/03 15:58:17
    Maria
    Yeah, I agree with you. I mean, Obama isn't God, he can't be perfect, but the fact that he isn't sending people to war, is making him a better president than Bush.
    And, youre right! I haven't really tought about it, but you just lightenned me; WHAT THE HELL IRAQ WAR HAS TO DO WITH 9/11?! I think he just wanted a pretext to attack them and jumped on the occasion when 9/11 happened but it's not even the right country!
  • rabbit Maria 2009/10/03 16:50:15
    rabbit
    That exactly what I think about the Iraq war....
  • Sarah 2009/10/02 00:13:25
    Sarah
    +1
    Funny but why are we so against OUR president even if you don't stand behind his beliefs if we aren't strong then what do you think is going to happen?
  • XxSunShinexX 2009/10/02 00:13:21
    XxSunShinexX
    Lmao...that like girl is sassy =D
  • Skitl 2009/10/02 00:11:44

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