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What do you do about Ass Kissers at work ?

True~Male 2008/05/20 13:01:03
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I think we have all worked with them --ass kissers feel the need to do that because they lack few social Skills , social nerds and really have no knowledge about the position they hold , by ass kissing they can move ahead and get away with things that the hard workers with real experience and knowledge have. They get attention by playing "SUCK UP" But how do you handle ass kickers in your work or Department?
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  • Steve Suter 2010/02/02 23:04:10
    Undecided
    Steve Suter
    +2
    I have tried reverse psychology, retraining etc. and nothing works with this idoit. he continues to cost the department $$$ and the president still thinks he's amazing! Although when it comes to an important time line noone else can make it happen but me. It;s just freakin amazing!!
  • True~Male Steve S... 2010/02/03 05:04:00
    True~Male
    LOL -just remember he's using psychology on you .... he has the years of experience --forget it you cannot WIN-- LOL
  • Surely 2009/10/15 20:20:49
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Surely
    +1
    Never confide in these types or later on they will use any information against you.
  • True~Male Surely 2011/04/26 15:12:09
    True~Male
    So very treu
  • Balky 2008/10/08 05:39:05
    Undecided
    Balky
    +1
    leave them on lowest level and dont promote
  • jams 2008/06/20 17:53:16
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    jams
    +2
    Once they are gone, no one will miss them. It will be like they were never there at all.
  • Bun 2008/06/09 03:28:19
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Bun
    +1
    Kinda makes ya wanna yack!
  • E.G. 2008/05/29 15:48:29
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    E.G.
    +1
    I'm careful with what I say at work. There are some office politics at work, and some personality conflicts. Some ass kissing by people who are good at what they do, but they have gone as far as they can using their other (actual) talent.

    I play the game, and if I should shine at what I do, hooray for me. If nothing I do matters because I'm not a kiss ass, I can find another job anywhere.

    Remember, Karma NEVER sleeps. *grin*
  • Mollybdamned American Atheist 2008/05/25 01:11:50
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Mollybdamned American Atheist
    +4
    And one more thing, if he's cute I'd put a target on my butt. :)
  • True~Male Mollybd... 2008/05/28 05:04:50
  • Mollybd... True~Male 2008/05/29 01:50:57
    Mollybdamned American Atheist
    +4
    ROTFLMAO that's good. As a matter of fact that is probably the best male butt I have seen in a while. :)
  • True~Male Mollybd... 2008/05/29 14:41:20
  • Mollybd... True~Male 2008/05/29 15:11:14
    Mollybdamned American Atheist
    +3
    Eye Candy is so kewl. AHHHHHHHH not bad.....not bad at all
  • nightm4825 In god we trust 2008/05/24 23:30:38 (edited)
    Tell them to stop being ass kissers
    nightm4825 In god we trust
    +1
    I like to tel them you missed something
  • E.G. nightm4... 2008/05/29 15:49:53
    E.G.
    +2
    Tried it. He thought I was joking! Now I know why other companies started making IQ tests a part of the hiring process.
  • Cindy 2008/05/24 23:24:58
  • nightm4... Cindy 2008/05/24 23:27:18
    nightm4825 In god we trust
    +2
    that is true lol
  • Joe 2008/05/24 23:11:28
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Joe
    +1
    Just what they are--Ass Kissers
  • Gale 2008/05/24 02:08:42 (edited)
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Gale
    +2
    Every place of employment there is always this sort of person. It is really annoying to see someone that gets away with anything and is still thought so highly by the department heads. I just stay away from them and usually that works. But it really does aggravate me to see them acting like they are so important when they really are just trouble makers looking out for theirselves and bringing anyone down they can so they can benefit from it.
  • E.G. Gale 2008/05/29 15:52:53
    E.G.
    +1
    True, but I found that 1 of 2 things will happen: 1 management will find someone to replace them eventually [which may take forever] with someone who is more than just a warm body with a pulse. 2 I'll find another job where the management team isn't living with their heads in the sand.

    That must explain why I've held so many jobs, right? *grin*
  • Shelvis 2008/05/24 00:07:57
  • gone 2008/05/23 09:42:48
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    gone
    +2
    I usually hope my boss is wise enough to see through them. I usually try to avoid clicks or a group of ass kissers because evidually they end up fighting with each other. It's like that old saying "give'em enough rope and they'll hang themself". I like to be quiet and stand in the shadows and watch.
  • Leethal 2008/05/23 08:20:07
    Undecided
    Leethal
    +1
    Tell them it tickles and move a little to the left LOL
  • John 2008/05/23 00:34:07
    Undecided
    John
    +1
    More like "none of the above" I would give them a reason to "KISS MY ASS" about...hehehe
  • TBS 2008/05/22 15:04:52
    Undecided
    TBS
    +1
    Face it, we've all been AK's one way or another...office politics, the old "..go along to get along" and the ones that play well with others are the ones that don't get fired, no matter how stupid they are! If you learn how to have one personality for work and another for personal time you'll fare much better than the ones that are always gum flapping. Work is...work!
  • mac -Holding Fast 2008/05/22 04:45:22
    Undecided
    mac -Holding Fast
    +2
    Call them "sir" ;)
  • True~Male mac -Ho... 2008/05/22 04:46:50
    True~Male
    LOL -- I'd kick em
  • mac -Ho... True~Male 2008/05/22 04:48:45
    mac -Holding Fast
    +1
    That would be against the UCMJ.

    No, I really have to call them "sir" out of Custom and Courtesy
  • Attila Proper 2008/05/22 04:27:35
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Attila Proper
    +1
    I always figured if they kiss my ass they'll kiss anyone's ass and they'll do it by back-stabbing my ass so I stay away from them.

    Its funny to watch them operate though. If you listen carefully, you'll hear them remind their targets of the favors owed in these little, seemingly innocuous, remarks like, "what'd you have with that wine?" or "those balls hit straight, huh?"
  • True~Male Attila ... 2008/05/22 04:31:38
    True~Male
    So true
  • lolly 2008/05/21 23:05:44
    Just ignor them
    lolly
    +1
    nothing you can really do or if you want just join them
  • True~Male lolly 2008/05/22 01:13:12
    True~Male
    +2
    LOL -never -- I rather have sex with a lesbian
  • lolly True~Male 2008/05/22 11:18:16
    lolly
    +1
    lol niice one but it might not happen because lesbos like gurls not guys *srry dude*i guess you have to just join the ass kisser lol
  • True~Male lolly 2008/05/22 12:40:34
    True~Male
    Oh My --LOL --too funny --thanks for the rave
  • Carole 2008/05/21 22:59:21 (edited)
  • E.G. Carole 2008/05/29 15:54:57
    E.G.
    +1
    Great story!
  • Roberto-Pro-America-Anti Obama 2008/05/21 22:41:27
    Tell them to stop being ass kissers
    Roberto-Pro-America-Anti Obama
    +1
    Might as well.
  • Deleted 2008/05/21 21:50:19
  • Foo Master Angie 2008/05/21 21:48:28
    Avoid them and never trust them , never confide in them
    Foo Master Angie
    +2
    But not avoid them. Keep your friends close...but your enemies closer.
  • True~Male Foo Mas... 2008/05/22 01:15:02
    True~Male
    +2
    Like don't burn your bridges?

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