Was Jesus a heretic?
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DavidGustafson 2012/03/11 05:15:44Yes, Jesus was a heretic
+5He didn't come here to start a religion. He wanted to show people their innate divinity apart from religion. He'd run into trouble with today's religious (even Christian) leaders just as he did in his day with the Jewish religious leaders.
Yes, at the time he was a heretic according to the Jews. It was a Jewish culture.
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Funny it was one of the few things they agreed upon as most of the time they were at odds over the very smallest of things.
This is one of the many he did in the area of Vernon. He was intrigued by the cathedrals of the area.
Most of them are in private collections.
Jesus has the Characteristics of schizophrenia, narcissistic personality disorder,
Believes in and talks to an invisible being
Believes that worshiping invisible being will affect reality
Delusions of granduer and persecution
Warps reality data to fit predefined beliefs
Accepts doctrinal beliefs of others without critical examination
Two thousand years ago, an alter ego of this invisible man knocked up a Jewess whose husband wasn’t satisfying her.The progeny of this drunken coupling was both god and the son of god.This son of god was killed (but not really, since he’s also god, and god can’t die) and then came back to life to seek revenge,
His killing was a necessary sacrifice in order that we might be forgiven for the sins of Eve, the first woman in the world, who lived 6000 years ago in a magical garden, where a talking snake convinced her to eat a forbidden apple.To show our thanks for this sacrifice, we should put special crackers and wine in our mouths, where they will be magically transformed into his flesh and blood, which we should then swallow despite taboos regarding cannibalism, and vampirism
If you don’...
Jesus has the Characteristics of schizophrenia, narcissistic personality disorder,
Believes in and talks to an invisible being
Believes that worshiping invisible being will affect reality
Delusions of granduer and persecution
Warps reality data to fit predefined beliefs
Accepts doctrinal beliefs of others without critical examination
Two thousand years ago, an alter ego of this invisible man knocked up a Jewess whose husband wasn’t satisfying her.The progeny of this drunken coupling was both god and the son of god.This son of god was killed (but not really, since he’s also god, and god can’t die) and then came back to life to seek revenge,
His killing was a necessary sacrifice in order that we might be forgiven for the sins of Eve, the first woman in the world, who lived 6000 years ago in a magical garden, where a talking snake convinced her to eat a forbidden apple.To show our thanks for this sacrifice, we should put special crackers and wine in our mouths, where they will be magically transformed into his flesh and blood, which we should then swallow despite taboos regarding cannibalism, and vampirism
If you don’t believe all the preceding items, then after you die you will be plunged into a lake of fire and tortured for all eternity.
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." (Deuteronomy 23:1-2)
According to the Bible, and regardless of his righteousness or goodwill toward men, mind you, but just because he lacks a penis, he should never enter a Church or Temple.
Also pity a poor man born of a mother who, for whatever reason, including rape, may have born him out of wedlock. He too should, according to the Bible, never enter the Lord's congregation.
The bastard Jesus broke God's word whenever he stepped into a Temple. Do you suppose God had him crucified for this reason?
Jesus was not lacking a penis. He was circumcised but it did not say they took the whole thing???
According to the text he was not a bastard because his biological father was God and his earthly father was Joseph because he married Mary before the birth.
Santa comes during Christmas not Easter.
Leprechauns are a Saint Patrick's Day thing not Thanksgiving.
Keep the Mythology straight my friend. LOL
Uterus didelphys I think its called one in 20 million women have it Very Rare
to people who do not realize what this condition is looks like a virgin birth
I am not saying this is the case with Mary it may be just myth. I was not there.