The following apply to me. I'm a 32 year old, suburban, girly mom...
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
10.-Takes drugs. (weed and Xanax)
11.-Drinks alcohol.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I'm guilty of both)
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone. (I'd like to, anyhow)
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (I've never tried speaking to evil spirits through meditation)
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (though my friends and I are all adults, we can be childish)
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders (respect is earned, not given freely to anyone)
22.-Misbehaves at school. (I did)
23.-Misbehaves at home. (I did)
24-Eats excessively or too little (both sometimes)
25.-Eats goth-related foods. (I might. I don't know... WTF are goth related foods? Count Chocula? Are you freaking kidding me?!)
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (Halo, H...
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2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
10.-Takes drugs. (weed and Xanax)
11.-Drinks alcohol.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I'm guilty of both)
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone. (I'd like to, anyhow)
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (I've never tried speaking to evil spirits through meditation)
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (though my friends and I are all adults, we can be childish)
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders (respect is earned, not given freely to anyone)
22.-Misbehaves at school. (I did)
23.-Misbehaves at home. (I did)
24-Eats excessively or too little (both sometimes)
25.-Eats goth-related foods. (I might. I don't know... WTF are goth related foods? Count Chocula? Are you freaking kidding me?!)
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (Halo, H...
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The following apply to me. I'm a 32 year old, suburban, girly mom...
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
10.-Takes drugs. (weed and Xanax)
11.-Drinks alcohol.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I'm guilty of both)
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone. (I'd like to, anyhow)
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (I've never tried speaking to evil spirits through meditation)
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (though my friends and I are all adults, we can be childish)
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders (respect is earned, not given freely to anyone)
22.-Misbehaves at school. (I did)
23.-Misbehaves at home. (I did)
24-Eats excessively or too little (both sometimes)
25.-Eats goth-related foods. (I might. I don't know... WTF are goth related foods? Count Chocula? Are you freaking kidding me?!)
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (Halo, Half Life2, Tomb Raider, Call of Duty)
29.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
31.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (Not often... but I can get jiggy with it when I've been drinking)
32.-Expresses an interest in sex.
33.-Masturbates.
Shit! I think I'm goth!
(more)2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
10.-Takes drugs. (weed and Xanax)
11.-Drinks alcohol.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I'm guilty of both)
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone. (I'd like to, anyhow)
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (I've never tried speaking to evil spirits through meditation)
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (though my friends and I are all adults, we can be childish)
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders (respect is earned, not given freely to anyone)
22.-Misbehaves at school. (I did)
23.-Misbehaves at home. (I did)
24-Eats excessively or too little (both sometimes)
25.-Eats goth-related foods. (I might. I don't know... WTF are goth related foods? Count Chocula? Are you freaking kidding me?!)
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (Halo, Half Life2, Tomb Raider, Call of Duty)
29.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
31.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (Not often... but I can get jiggy with it when I've been drinking)
32.-Expresses an interest in sex.
33.-Masturbates.
Shit! I think I'm goth!
band tee's rock.This is one reason I do not like certain christians I've got nothing against the ones who don't belive this ....rubbish
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. />
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
9.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
12.-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13.-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is
a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His
love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)
14.-Complains of boredom.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16.-Is excessively awake during the night.
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through medi...
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2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. />
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
9.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
12.-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13.-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is
a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His
love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)
14.-Complains of boredom.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16.-Is excessively awake during the night.
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
24-Eats excessively or too little
25.-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. />
29.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30.-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
33.-Masturbates.
34.-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35.-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
all of these apply to me lol.
1.-Frequently wears black clothing. ((Tis Sliming))
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. ((Pentacle))
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. ((I'm planing to get a dragonfly tat))
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music ((W00t))
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically ((All my friends))
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports. ((To bad))
9.-Shows an increasing interest in vampires, magic, the occult, ((All intertesting subjects)
12.-Is suicidal and/or depressed. ((Its called life))
13.-partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.((Wirst bang, Scratching, Pinning))
14.-Complains of boredom. ((I'm a teen..no duh i'm bored))
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. ((Both))
16.-Is excessively awake during the night. ((^.^ I'm hunting my next victim))
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.
19.-Requests time alone and quietness.
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. ((I'lm a damn teenager so NO DUH!!))
21.-Disregards authority fig...
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1.-Frequently wears black clothing. ((Tis Sliming))
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. ((Pentacle))
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. ((I'm planing to get a dragonfly tat))
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music ((W00t))
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically ((All my friends))
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports. ((To bad))
9.-Shows an increasing interest in vampires, magic, the occult, ((All intertesting subjects)
12.-Is suicidal and/or depressed. ((Its called life))
13.-partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.((Wirst bang, Scratching, Pinning))
14.-Complains of boredom. ((I'm a teen..no duh i'm bored))
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. ((Both))
16.-Is excessively awake during the night. ((^.^ I'm hunting my next victim))
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.
19.-Requests time alone and quietness.
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. ((I'lm a damn teenager so NO DUH!!))
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders ((TEENAGER!!)
24-Eats excessively or too little ((Unhealthy diet NO SATAN!!)
25.-Eats goth-related foods. (I LOVE COUNT!! And Booberry ^.^)
27.-Watches cable television or other corrupted sources ((HBO IS SATANS CHILD!!!))
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. ((As long as i'm not violent in real life..then VGs are fine by me))
29.-Uses the internet excessively ((I blame Sodahead!..and my school(I go to a online school))
30.-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
33.-Masturbates. ((Doesnt everyone?!))
34.-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. ((Bi PRIDE!!))
35.-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. ((PAGAN/WICCA!!)
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. />
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
9.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
14.-Complains of boredom.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16.-Is excessively awake during the night.
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.
19.-Requests time alone and quietness
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
22.-Misbehaves at school.
23.-Misbehaves at home.
24-Eats excessively or too little
25.-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
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2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. />
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
9.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
14.-Complains of boredom.
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16.-Is excessively awake during the night.
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.
19.-Requests time alone and quietness
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
22.-Misbehaves at school.
23.-Misbehaves at home.
24-Eats excessively or too little
25.-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. />
29.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30.-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
36.-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37.-Claims to be a goth.
*i'm glad of being goth*
the cutting and gay thing is for emos
lets stem a childs creative flow by makin them go to church and become mindless ship
i just want to add HAIL SATAN!!!!!!! muahahahahah. LOL!!!
But I'm not goth XD
FUCK GOD! XD
Might as well say
WARNING! YOUR CHILD MAY BE GETTING A MIND OF HIS/HER OWN. MAKE SURE YOU GO TO CHURCH SO HE/SHE CAN HAVE CHRISTIANITY SHOVED DOWN HIS/HER THROAT. DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD EXPRESS HIS/HERSELF THE WAY HE/SHE LIKES.
and Manson rocks.
1.-Frequently wears black clothing. --Yes! Black is beautiful, besides what girl doesnt like to wear a little black dress
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -- I have a shirt that says "Rock On" does that count?
3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.-- I only wear black lipstick on halloween , but Yes to the rest!
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. -- If by "odd" they mean mismatched then yea, sure its fun!
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.-- I have pierced ears, and I'm planing on getting my husband's name tattooed on my neck.
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) --Sure, I like almost every kind of music out there! I'm always singing and some of it would be considered goth music. Nightwish rocks!!
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. /> --My husband is goth, I suppose that would be considered associating!
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.-- I love my church, I try to read the bible and pray consistently, but I'...
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1.-Frequently wears black clothing. --Yes! Black is beautiful, besides what girl doesnt like to wear a little black dress
2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -- I have a shirt that says "Rock On" does that count?
3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.-- I only wear black lipstick on halloween , but Yes to the rest!
4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. -- If by "odd" they mean mismatched then yea, sure its fun!
5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.-- I have pierced ears, and I'm planing on getting my husband's name tattooed on my neck.
6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) --Sure, I like almost every kind of music out there! I'm always singing and some of it would be considered goth music. Nightwish rocks!!
7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. /> --My husband is goth, I suppose that would be considered associating!
8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.-- I love my church, I try to read the bible and pray consistently, but I'd rather watch sports than play, GO RED WINGS!!
9.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. --Movies and TV shoes about Vampires and Magic are cool!
10.-Takes drugs. -- Does Tylanol count?
11.-Drinks alcohol. -- I like me a "Mike's Hard" occasionally!
12.-Is suicidal and/or depressed. --Nope, I've got a great life
13.-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is
a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His
love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)-- I've accidentally cut and burnt myself while cooking!
14.-Complains of boredom. --Doesnt everybody!
15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little. --Somtimes one or the other, depending on the night!!
16.-Is excessively awake during the night. --Again, some nights!!
17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. --Define "unusual amount".
18.-Spends large amounts of time alone. --Yes, my husband works ten to twelve hour days, well I guess I'm not completly alone, I have a cat!
19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through meditation.) --Who dosent like quiet time!
20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -- Not really, I have friends who are adults and friends who are kids, I dont mide hanging out with both age groups at the same time
21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this. -- I try to be polite to every one.
22.-Misbehaves at school. --Yea, I guess I did!
23.-Misbehaves at home. --Way to much when I was a kid, still do somtimes
24-Eats excessively or too little-- Guilty, more on the excessive side.
25.-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.--What in the world is goth food!! I like cereal!
26.-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should
be stopped immediately.) --Well.. I like my steak pretty rare!
27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) --Guilty again!
28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. /> --Same here!!
29.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. --Me again!
30.-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. --How are these to related, and who doesnt shake their head to music!
31.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -- Not in public.
32.-Expresses an interest in sex. --Definitely a YES here!!
33.-Masturbates. --Don't need to, I have a sexy man for that!!
34.-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. --No.
35.-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. --No.
36.-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". --Not me, but my husband has!
37.-Claims to be a goth. --Not me, but my husband is, and he's not dangerous or satanic, in fact he is one of the most Godlly and kind men I've ever met, and I think goths are beautifull!!
Okay that's 11 no's, 7 maybe's or sort of's, and 19 yes's!
Hm, nineteen that's a few more than five, oops I must be goth I'm going to hell!! The person that wrote this didn't know very much about christians or goths, they really should get better reporters!!
"My friend brought this to my attention, apparently it was posted in a local newpaper, or on the newspapers website. Give me your thoughts, or better yet, tell me how many of these apply to yourself. "
I better go grow a brain while you grow a pair of fucking eyes.
All i was doing was giving you my thoughts.
have a nice day idiot
ITS SOOO FUNNY
I AM THE DEVILS OFFSPRING
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I SCORED 32
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lol, I'm retarded, don't mind me
Watching cable television is a sign that you worship Satan?
ROFLMFAO!!!
Oooo look out, I play Halo 3, I'm soooo gothic!
I'm one of the most popular people on my college campus. In your face! ;p
And yeah. I fit most of those on the list. So?