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Virginia: Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!

Mollydolly 2008/12/07 08:54:52
I knew those candidates were up to something
I always buy my peanut brittle and lettuce on sundays
Hey I'll spit on the sidewalk and the gulls if I feel like it
Dang, now where did I put that corsette?
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed)

You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed)

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed)

It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)

Police radar detectors are illegal.

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)

Culpeper
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

Dayton
A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

Lebanon
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

Norfolk
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.

Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

Richmond
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

Stafford County
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

Victoria
It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.

Virginia Beach
If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.

It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.

It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.

It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

Waynesboro
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
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  • MCSniper is outta here....s... 2008/12/07 11:05:50 (edited)
    Undecided
    MCSniper is outta here....see ya
    +7
    Hey NOW!! I'm from WV and we don't have laws like that. A lady asked me the other day if I was a Yankee, I said," No maam, WV is south of the Mason-Dixon line, however, we were the people that shot BOTH northerners and southerners during the civil war."

    wv south mason-dixon line people shot northerners southerners civil war

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  • Foo Master Angie 2008/12/12 16:45:41
    Dang, now where did I put that corsette?
    Foo Master Angie
    +1
    Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

    I think corsets are actually very comfortable.
  • Lunacat 2008/12/08 20:20:45
    Undecided
    Lunacat
    +1
    I am really ticklish so I like the idea of it being illegal.

    undecided ticklish illegal
  • Irons 2008/12/08 02:22:23
    None of the above
    Irons
    +1
    It's all down there any way
  • Ryan 2008/12/07 23:15:42 (edited)
    None of the above
    Ryan
    +1
    Norfolk is a main stop between Miami and New York for the crack and other drug trade.
  • Howard Beale II 2008/12/07 20:41:58
    I knew those candidates were up to something
    Howard Beale II
    +1
    It is so reassuring to know that candidates are exempt from the anti-bribery laws, isn't it.
  • Mollydolly Howard ... 2008/12/07 20:59:36
    Mollydolly
    how else would they get elected?
  • Tonio31~E Pluribus Unum~ 2008/12/07 20:04:51
    None of the above
    Tonio31~E Pluribus Unum~
    +2
    I live in Virginia which is strangely called the State of Lovers despite that it was named after a virgin queen.

    "It is illegal to spit on sidewalk."
    Hah, I do it anyway and around police officers.

    "Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween."
    They can't? Then how come I see them do it every year?

    "Richmond
    It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee."
    Wow, really? I'm just miles way from the city and I seen it happen several times.

    "Virginia Beach
    If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's."
    They actually enforce that there too.

    "It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike"
    I think that's enforced too.

    "It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk."
    *Pfft* Fuck that bullshit.
  • Janice 2008/12/07 18:32:51
  • Rose for Equal Pay 2008/12/07 15:45:51
    All of the above
    Rose for Equal Pay
    +2
    Does the guy in front of my car have to be my husband? I'm not married yet...and there are a few exes I'd LOVE to put there.
  • Mollydolly Rose fo... 2008/12/07 19:56:40
  • Peggy 2008/12/07 14:29:42
    Undecided
    Peggy
    +1
    I think I want the one where my husband has to be in front of my car when I am driving......
  • greedy gay amy 2008/12/07 14:28:43
    I knew those candidates were up to something
    greedy gay amy
    +1
    I know in West Virgina brothers and sisters and cousins marry regularly up in the hills. LOL.. In Virginia, there are at least some gay bars and clubs. My step-sister lives in West Virginia...my Mom and step-dad love the festivals and antiquing there. So I guess, its not all bad in West Virginia. I've been to Virgina Beach...had a blast jet skiing in the ocean. I'd rather be in Virginia!!!
  • Mollydolly greedy ... 2008/12/07 19:58:39
    Mollydolly
    +1
    I actually have been considering relocating back there more like the carolina's though. Virginia beach too many people. Have a friend in WV but he's there because his kids are. To me it;s like a total different country. but I am facinated by it.
  • Torchy 2008/12/07 12:27:15
    Dang, now where did I put that corsette?
    Torchy
    +2
    Ouch! I hate the way corsets make you stand and smile like your always in pain. Oh wait...

    dang corsette ouch hate corsets smile pain wait
  • Sissy Torchy 2008/12/07 12:30:26
    Sissy
    +3
    Look at her teeth Torchy. Don't they seem to be gnashing? lol
  • Torchy Sissy 2008/12/07 12:34:11
    Torchy
    +2
    Yes!! She's about two muscle twitches away from a sneer...she can't fullly smile in that thing.
  • Mollydolly Torchy 2008/12/07 19:59:31
    Mollydolly
    +1
    you can't breathe in the either. what women will do yikes
  • Torchy Mollydolly 2008/12/07 20:05:18
    Torchy
    +1
    Oh, I know...worn a few corsets for the stage. I actually have two scars on my sides right under the rib cage from a Victorian one I wore for a show. And my sarcastic motto for that show was "If I'm still breathing, it's not tight enough." :S
  • Mollydolly Torchy 2008/12/07 20:15:47
  • Torchy Mollydolly 2008/12/07 20:18:59
    Torchy
    +1
    omg, why????? Ouch, just...ouch!
  • Mollydolly Torchy 2008/12/08 20:11:06
    Mollydolly
    +1
    hey that's my exact reply. looks like some freaky torture.
  • MCSniper is outta here....s... 2008/12/07 11:05:50 (edited)
    Undecided
    MCSniper is outta here....see ya
    +7
    Hey NOW!! I'm from WV and we don't have laws like that. A lady asked me the other day if I was a Yankee, I said," No maam, WV is south of the Mason-Dixon line, however, we were the people that shot BOTH northerners and southerners during the civil war."

    wv south mason-dixon line people shot northerners southerners civil war
  • Mollydolly MCSnipe... 2008/12/07 19:59:56
    Mollydolly
    +1
    Nice fam MC.
  • * 2008/12/07 09:35:07
    I always buy my peanut brittle and lettuce on sundays
    *
    +2
    What's wrong with West Virginia? Hmm??
  • Mollydolly * 2008/12/07 20:00:30
    Mollydolly
    +1
    They make a darn good ham.
  • Hula girl - Friends not Fol... 2008/12/07 09:26:46
    All of the above
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    +2
    I wonder why my grandparents were so strict...they couldn't get away with anything. Being from Virginia must explain it.
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  • Sissy ... 2008/12/07 12:31:07
    Sissy
    :)
  • just me 2008/12/07 09:12:43
    I knew those candidates were up to something
    just me
    +4
    Love it. "There is a state law prohibiting 'corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.'" They may be corrupt but at least they are honest. I believe I prefer that.
  • Sissy just me 2008/12/07 12:31:37
    Sissy
    +1
    That is an absolute hoot j.m. lol
  • De'~ 2008/12/07 09:09:07
    All of the above
    De'~
    +4
    ...he got 60 days in the pokey for patting it but to him it was worth it...

    60 days pokey patting worth

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