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“Turn Tail and Run” Law Proposed

snipe 2012/04/25 03:42:26
Very funny, but it wouldn't surprise me if the Liberals tried something like this.



Washington, D.C.
Senator Lousenburg (D. NJ) has filed the “Turn Tail and Run” (TTR) bill in the U.S. Senate which, if passed, would preempt ALL State “Stand Your Ground” (SYG) laws. The new bill would impose a national duty to retreat at all times when one encounters a criminal threat or is about to become a victim of violent crime. New York City Mayor Bloomingidiot has made passage of the “TTR” a centerpiece of his national "Second Chance at Shoot First" campaign. The mayor heartily approved of TTR, especially since bodyguards of celebrities, VIP’s, and political figures were exempted.

When the President was asked about TTR at a recent press conference he expressed his eager support. He said “Great Britain has long banned self defense” and “Americans need to be brave, like Sir Robin.” The President then quoted a passage from the classic British tale of Sir Robin:

“Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away, away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about. And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet. He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!”

He further pointed out four simple rules of how TTR would apply:

1) You are criminally attacked, run away!
2) You see others being criminally attacked, run away!
3) You are threatened with violent crime, run away!
4) You see others being threatened with violent crime, run away!

The President illustrated these simple rules as follows, “So for example, if you are mugged in the street, attacked by a rapist, threatened with a deadly weapon, or confronted by a burglar in your home, be brave and run away! If you see others facing such threats, be brave and run away!

He further commented that TTR is a proud American tradition that helped us win our independence, “We, as Americans, need to remember the example set by Captain Parker at Lexington Green in 1775 when he bravely said to his fellow Minutemen, "Turn tail and run. Don't fire even if fired upon. If they mean to have a war, let it begin somewhere else."



by Evan F. Nappen
http://www.pgnh.org/turn_tail_and_run_law_proposed
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  • NYCbrit 2012/05/02 14:23:55
    NYCbrit
    Ahh, yes... Brave Sir Robin. At least he had nothing to fear from Al Sharpton.

    brave sir robin
  • Flamingolady 2012/04/29 03:33:14
    Flamingolady
    +1
    Yeah. Right. Armed Citizens
  • rightside 2012/04/27 19:07:35
    rightside
    The government wants us to get used to being afraid and running for the hills. I've scared my friends when I confronted people instead of remaining silent. Won't do it!
    if you don t stand for anything  you ll fall for everything
  • Sheila 2012/04/27 18:50:17
    Sheila
    +1
    As Rush says--the wussification of America.

    Running is sometimes not an option and I will do what needs to be done to protect me and mine!! Run is my first option, but when cornered? You won't like me much.
  • RG 2012/04/27 17:35:54
    RG
    +3
    Just when one thinks Obama and friends couldn't become more ridiculous, they go right ahead down the path of incomprehensible stupidity.

    When normal people say:

    DO GOOD - FIGHT EVIL
    BE STRONG - NOT WEAK
    BE TRUTHFUL - SHUN DECEIT
    PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES AND NEIGHBORS - DON'T RUN AWAY

    -----------obama and friends say:

    "JUST LET EVIL OVERRUN AMERICA"

    ----------obviously he does practice what he preaches
  • ScottyG - Faqueue 2012/04/26 21:17:51
  • Stryder 2012/04/26 19:46:49
    Stryder
    +3
    They should just call this the LIberal Sissy Law.
  • jr 2012/04/26 19:38:58
    jr
    +3
    Then they can call it the liberal law, since liberals are typically cowards and will turn tail and run at the slightest hint of trouble
  • ScottyG - Faqueue 2012/04/26 19:33:03
  • CHUCK 2012/04/26 01:36:24
    CHUCK
    +3
    LOL..
    IN NEW YORK ,THEY STAND AROUND WHILE SUB WAY PASSENGERS ARE STABBED TO DEATH..SO THE ONLY ADDED REQUIREMENT IS THAT THEY MUST RUN AWAY..
    LOUSENBURG HAD FEDERAL PROTECTION.. WOULD THOSE PROTECTING HIM HAVE TO RUN AWAY AS AN ATTACK ON HIM???
    Photobucket
  • RG CHUCK 2012/04/27 17:40:05
    RG
    +1
    he fired the ones that ran away to the brothel
  • Mack 2012/04/25 17:37:51
    Mack
    +2
    "...TTR is a proud American tradition that helped us win our independence."
    That is almost the exact opposite of our American tradition in the war of independence. How anyone can even think to make an argument of how TTR represents our tradition is in dire need of American History lessons.

    "...bodyguards of celebrities, VIP’s, and political figures were exempted."
    How ironic! So only the government defined important people are unaffected? Just like how congress is largely unaffected by most of the crap they force on the rest of us. I have never in my life seen my government work so damn hard to take away so many of my rights!
  • Shanra 2012/04/25 17:20:37 (edited)
    Shanra
    +2
    I'm a bit lazy, I'd rather not run.
  • Louisa - Enemy of the State 2012/04/25 16:58:12
    Louisa - Enemy of the State
    +4
    It would also be helpful to carry a tote bag or brief case that is emblazoned with the words, VALUABLES ARE IN HERE. Then the crooks could come up to you, grab the valuables and you don't have to run. Cause I can't either! A six year old could overtake me on a one yard dash.
  • Mike 2012/04/25 16:17:16
    Mike
    +2
    My thought is NOT TO RUNAWAY
  • FeedFwd 2012/04/25 16:02:19
    FeedFwd
    +6
    I think what they are reaching for is a state of mind where people will run whenever government thugs appear. Makes life so much easier for the thugs knowing there will be no resistance! :(
  • Sheila FeedFwd 2012/04/27 18:53:48 (edited)
  • FeedFwd 2012/04/25 16:00:56
    FeedFwd
    +3
    Yea... we had that in Texas for a few years until smarter heads prevailed!

    This is a joke, right? OMG... General Geo Patton must be rolling over in his grave!
  • CHUCK FeedFwd 2012/04/27 23:38:25
    CHUCK
    +1
    ALONG WITH ALL THE MINUTEMEN..
  • SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY 2012/04/25 15:44:02
    SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY
    +4
    Bloomingidiotburg has already alluded to this $h!t!!
  • JoeM 2012/04/25 14:50:05
    JoeM
    +2
    Love the reference to Monty Python's Sir Robin. Truly funny stuff.
  • Richard Hungwell AKA Relent... 2012/04/25 14:41:29
    Richard Hungwell AKA Relentless
    +4
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
  • Ozzyboy 2012/04/25 14:24:40
    Ozzyboy
    +4
    Sorry, I refuse to be victimized and will go down swinging. I'll also take out as many bad guys as I can while I'm going down. Gran torino anyone?
  • All American 2012/04/25 14:20:36 (edited)
    All American
    +3
    I knew they were going to politicize the Trayvon incident to galvanize support for changing the gun laws. Liberals always try to use the misfortune of others to their advantage. Shame on them.
  • mich52 All Ame... 2012/04/25 14:25:03
    mich52
    +1
    Duh, its joke....
  • All Ame... mich52 2012/04/25 14:31:50
    All American
    +2
    It seemed over the top, but I've heard they, the left, was going to try to change the gun laws and nothing would surprise me about them.
  • mich52 All Ame... 2012/04/25 21:10:07
    mich52
    +1
    The SCOTUS has overruled most of the so called left..
  • Sheila All Ame... 2012/04/27 18:58:40
    Sheila
    See above!!
  • Sheila mich52 2012/04/27 18:58:10
  • mich52 Sheila 2012/04/27 19:30:03
    mich52
    Good. SYG laws have nothing to do wth gun laws.
  • Sheila mich52 2012/04/27 20:02:48
    Sheila
    The right to LIFE is the FIRST thing mentioned in our founding docs. SYG sure has to do with that.
  • Annette 2012/04/25 14:16:28
    Annette
    +4
    What kind of crap is that? First of all, it is unconstitutional! Second, if one is accosted to be villiamized in any way, just how much chance does this idiot think they would have of running away? It is utterly ludicrous! But then democrats are often known for their ineptitude in critical thinking.
  • whitewulf--the unruly mobster 2012/04/25 13:58:58
  • Annette whitewu... 2012/04/25 14:17:37
    Annette
    +5
    That is exactly what it is called! LMAO - Wonderful comment!
  • CHUCK whitewu... 2012/04/27 23:40:43
    CHUCK
    HEY DON T KNOCK ,IT WORKS..LOL
  • mich52 2012/04/25 13:41:36
    mich52
    Funny joke..

    It might be a good idea to review these SYG laws..
  • whitewu... mich52 2012/04/25 13:59:26
  • mich52 whitewu... 2012/04/25 14:25:47
    mich52
    +1
    As long as they're clear and precise, you bet.
  • Sheila mich52 2012/04/27 18:59:23
    Sheila
    Mayor Bloomberg is launching a campaign to overturn "stand your ground" laws around the nation, such as the one in Florida that led to the controversial shooting death of Trayvon Martin.

    Bloomberg has scheduled a press conference this afternoon in Washington with the Rev. Al Sharpton, the NAACP, the National Urban League and other groups to announce the initiative.

    The billionaire mayor is expected to fund most -- if not all -- of the drive.

    A couple of weeks ago, the mayor's office rushed to sign up volunteer lawyers to compile a list of stand-your-ground laws -- described by Bloomberg as "shoot first" laws -- around the country.



    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/...
  • Wahvlvke 2012/04/25 13:38:31
    Wahvlvke
    +3
    Are they trying to adopt a French law?

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