TSA Determines Man’s 13 Inch Penis To Be a “Biological Threat”

by Resp Posted 2012/07/19 04:51:02

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S. Gompers 2012/09/13 16:02:20

WTF?

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I am done flying...

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Brian 2012/09/12 22:44:27

WTF?

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Hell I know how he feels, finally got mine that big...... just had to fold it in half.

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belle 2012/09/12 22:31:51

WTF?

LOL, this world of Flying is getting stranger and stranger.

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Different 2012/09/12 21:54:01

WTF?

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*runs**
I wouldn't go near him.

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GOMEZ 2012/09/12 21:15:00
Kat ♪ 2012/09/12 21:12:05

WTF?

+3

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Kuruptsoul 2012/07/22 19:39:43

Other

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Lol, I would be proud to have that problem.. And even more proud for the world to know

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D.C.Verdone 2012/07/20 19:59:45

WTF?

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You stopped him because his penis was big. That is essentially what they were trying to say when they said "Biological threat."

Boss: So why again did you stop him?

employee: His package was overly large and I felt threatened.

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KarenInKenoshaWisconsin 2012/07/19 19:22:51

Other

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LOL

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Einstein's Firecracker 2012/07/19 13:39:20

Other

Probably didn't think it was real and that he could be smuggling something. He could have done like the guy who wore sweat pants and took a Viagra before his TSA pat down.

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Crime Time 2012/07/19 08:59:27

WTF?

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O.o

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MichaelJ 2012/07/19 08:53:09

Other

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I can certainly understand how this guy feels. Everytime I go through one of those scanners it starts all over again. The female TSA staff will pull me aside, not to check if I am carrying anything but just to ask me questions like, are you going to be out of town long? Do you live in the area here or just passing through? I see your zodiac sign is the 'snake' which I don't think is even a real zodiac sign!

Anyway I am tired of it! It makes me feel so cheap!

Signed; Mike 'The Hammer' Jones

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John Hall 2012/07/19 07:26:30

WTF?

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Or a threat to a woman's private's .

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mewycg 2012/07/19 06:57:00

WTF?

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Hahaha...major dinkage mistaken for a weapon.

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Dagon 2012/07/19 06:29:19
Resp to Dagon 2012/07/19 17:11:55

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What gays? The video shows him dating women.

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Dagon to Resp 2012/07/19 18:11:38
A Founding Father 2012/07/19 06:17:44

Other

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I'll not be able to fly to D.C. next week? Damn, better get on the road tomorrow.

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Nimitz 2012/07/19 06:13:43

WTF?

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A biological threat, huh? What did he do? Whip it out and beat an apparatchik with it?

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disclaimer 2012/07/19 06:01:37

WTF?

Although that seems like a nice problem to have, if you're a guy.

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Ishmael 2012/07/19 05:56:39

Other

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What did they do? Charge him with Assault with a FRIENDLY weapon?

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Sean McDonald 2012/07/19 05:43:28

WTF?

+2

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Red_Horse to Sean Mc... 2012/07/19 06:30:17
BloodMist 2012/07/19 05:40:06

WTF?

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The goddamned perverts should stop thinking about penises so often.

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spidermonkey™POTL~PWCM~JLA☮... 2012/07/19 05:38:59

WTF?

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That's a threat I would like to share......

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Jersey Roze ♥Jwon's Cyar'ika ♥ 2012/07/19 05:37:01

WTF?

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Someone's jelly LOL...

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Goducks5 2012/07/19 05:22:37

WTF?

+2
LMAO!

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jdemme 2012/07/19 05:19:41

Other

+2
I wish I could say that wasn't funny, but it is.

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Lord Emperor of Dune 2012/07/19 05:14:48

Other

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I'm screwed... Haha! I kid, I kid. Kinda. But seriously... What the hell do they want this g to do? Cut off enough to where he doesn't humiliate any of them?

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LibertyCaroline 2012/07/19 04:56:12

WTF?

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lol, of course they do. I feel sooo much safer now.

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