I failed.
I guess I am an elephant.
Oh well.
Gotta go then, time to play with Democrat neighbors.
To be a Democrat, you have to....
The Birdman
2012/05/04 07:12:26
To Be A
Democrat You Have To Believe That...
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply
quit thinking and vote
that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat,
there are some
prerequisites you must have first. Compare the
below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by
a lack of federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those
same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of
law-abiding Americans,
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology, in the hands of
Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art
before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's
climate, and more affected by
yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support
abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments
create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care
about nature, but loony
activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,
because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low,
but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee
or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests
are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really
a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right
people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the
truth belong in jail, but a
liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic
party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the
United States.
Top Opinion
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Brian Tristan MacQuillan 2012/05/04 08:15:20
+9Damn it.
I failed.
I guess I am an elephant.
Oh well.
Gotta go then, time to play with Democrat neighbors.
Nope.
I can't.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic
party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the
United States.
add: and legal funding by American corporations is evil.
HAVE A BRAIN.
But the Liberals that do have a brain, are lucky if an electroencephalogram can measure anything but a straight line!!
You were one of the lucky ones that got a new brain...
Unfortunately for you, yours turned into this...
and he promisses massive jobs "campaign " promise ...where are those stimulus jobs ( shovel ready ) yeah those ...after his hangover was over after innaguration ..he forgot that promise ..
and since is and continues to create a racial / class divide ... and is great at indoctrinating folks with extra doses of exrtastrenght KOOLAID ..some of us are immune to this plight ....
and destroy the military & and revolk the possee commitatus act ..when he revised the NDAA bill ..
these are but few thinsg needed to be pre req for a democrat ...
I'll stay independent ...not alot of use for repubs either ,,,, but minght be swayed by one candidate ...on the repub ticket ...not romney !
Vote for anyone BUT O-Vomit!!
That is very true, slovenly pigs, cause they are so used to everyone taking care of them.