To be a Democrat, you have to....
The Birdman 2012/05/04 07:12:26
To Be A
Democrat You Have To Believe That...
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply
quit thinking and vote
that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat,
there are some
prerequisites you must have first. Compare the
below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by
a lack of federal
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can't teach 4th graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those
same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology, in the hands of
4. You have to believe that there was no art
before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's
climate, and more affected by
yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support
abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care
about nature, but loony
activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,
because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low,
but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee
or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests
are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really
17. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right
people haven't been in
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the
truth belong in jail, but a
liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
transvestites and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic
party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the
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