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The Palin K.I.S.S. Principle: Keepin' It Simply Sarah

The left is still in an apoplectic conundrum about Sarah, continuing to throw contemptuous comments and scorn at the now private but very political, Citizen Palin. The most recent attack, by Sam Tanenhaus, in the December 7th issue of The New Yorker, consumed six very long, very wordy pages trying to describe the divine Mrs. P., comparing her to, of all people, Colin Powell.

Could Tanenhaus be more clueless? Powell is black, a male and a liberal. Palin is white, a female and a conservative. So far, they have nothing in common, except the first initial of their last names, which both also happen to have just two syllables.

Powell says he's still a Republican, but the GOP immediately pegged him as a RINO, a Republican in name only, when he abandoned the U.S.S. McCain campaign and boarded Obama's "hope and change" boat.

Powell also says very silly, non-Republican comments like, “The Republican Party is in deep trouble...[it] must realize that...Americans do want to pay taxes for services. Americans are looking for more government in their life, not less.”

Sarah would never say anything like that, because she knows it's not true. She's a true Republican, and Powell is... soon to join the Democrats, since no one believes he's running rogue with the elephants anymore.

Like the majority of people on the left, Tanenhaus doesn't understand that Sarah's attaction and draw is quite clearly the incredible simplicity of Sarah. You don't need a degree from an elitist, Ivy League school to understand Sarah. You don't need to read Tanenhaus's article, or anyone's for that matter, to understand Palin's pull on America. She's very simple, really. She epitomizes the K.I.S.S. principle: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Or Keep It Simply Sarah.

The left loves to point out everything Sarah's not. Yet that is her magic: she's not one of them. She's the girl next door, she not an elite, she's one of us. She's not a Harvard, Yale or even Stanford grad. She's a University of Idaho grad.

And she did graduate from college, which makes her more educated than nearly three-fourths of the nation, frankly.

The left loves to say she's stupid and can't write. Stupid people who can't write usually don't get a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism, with a minor in political science.

Considering the fact that only 27% of adult Americans actually have college degrees, the left might want to drop the "stupid" moniker. If they think Sarah is stupid, what, pray tell, is the rest of America?

The left loves to say Palin's unqualified to run our country. Most people on the right say the government is unqualified to run anything.

As far as we've heard, Colin Powell has never run a family, a home, a PTA, a company, a city or a state. (Neither has Obama.) And Powell never, ever ran for vice-president of the United States.

So why on earth would Tanenhaus compare Powell to Palin?

Because there is, quite simply (there's that "simple," again) nothing else to compare her to, at the top. Up there, in the rarefied ivory towers of politics, Sarah has no equals, nor should she. She is no Hillary, no Nancy Pelosi, no Barbara Boxer, and boy, are we ever glad.

Yo, Tanenhaus, try coming down to our level. Sarah is one of us. She is an every woman, for every American.

We don't need 6 pages of high-faluting, gobbledy-gook to describe or define her.

She is simply Sarah, and we like her for being... just like us.

It really is that simple, stupid.
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  • Ken December 09, 2009 20:57:34
    Ken
    +8
    This is why so many Americans and the swing voters are changing their minds about Sarah Palin. Along with having the biggest FAILURE of a President in Americas history.
    It shows in the 'running scared' attacks and comments of the Liberals.

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  • chynadoll70 March 23, 2010 14:00:14
    chynadoll70
    All I can say is if she ran this country the way she runs her family...We're all doomed. By the way Obama is atleast trying to do something ..... unlike the Bush administration....after 8 years and left us with his pockets lined with billions...but to some, it's all Obama's fault....Sarah Palin is in the same vein....Americans will be paying for her hair, nails, make-up and expensive clothes.....Oh that goes for her family too! Silk underwear for the first Dude....Yuk!
  • Drew January 15, 2010 18:47:03
    Drew
    Sarah Palin is just another member of the conservative elite. Don't lie to yourself.
  • Cordingly December 28, 2009 02:57:06 (edited)
    Cordingly
    +3
    Your defense of Palin in comparison to Powell was pretty irrelevant, don't you think? The differences you sited being gender/race roles. With this logic, I could find thousands of things they have in common. They both breath oxygen, they both have eye balls, they're both human... And so forth.

    Worse yet, having read the article, I'm wondering if and I are reading the same thing, nothing you brought up has anything of relevance to the New Yorker post in question. You didn't even detail that the similarities the magazine bring up are in reference to the two's touring.

    The communications degree is, from my personal experience, one of the easiest degrees for anyone to obtain. Though, one can be considered an idiot with or without a degree, there are many people without degrees that go on to lead successful lives, and even lead in political office.



    Powell didn't run for the offices you listed, he was kind of busy being a four-star general, Joint Chief of Staff. During the Gulf War, he helped command close to a million troops, which is actually more than the population of Alaska. Let's not get into how most of the state of Alaska does note operate in strategic war games, deployment, and handling of billion dollar equipment. He did this, despite the handicap of being the son of immigra...
    Your defense of Palin in comparison to Powell was pretty irrelevant, don't you think? The differences you sited being gender/race roles. With this logic, I could find thousands of things they have in common. They both breath oxygen, they both have eye balls, they're both human... And so forth.

    Worse yet, having read the article, I'm wondering if and I are reading the same thing, nothing you brought up has anything of relevance to the New Yorker post in question. You didn't even detail that the similarities the magazine bring up are in reference to the two's touring.

    The communications degree is, from my personal experience, one of the easiest degrees for anyone to obtain. Though, one can be considered an idiot with or without a degree, there are many people without degrees that go on to lead successful lives, and even lead in political office.



    Powell didn't run for the offices you listed, he was kind of busy being a four-star general, Joint Chief of Staff. During the Gulf War, he helped command close to a million troops, which is actually more than the population of Alaska. Let's not get into how most of the state of Alaska does note operate in strategic war games, deployment, and handling of billion dollar equipment. He did this, despite the handicap of being the son of immigrants and being brought up in Harlem, but I guess that doesn't make him an "every man" does it?



    Powell also has more than one degree, I'm not sure if that's relevant either. I guess in your eyes it makes him less of a normal person.



    And people Obama has been the president for all of... Has it even been a year yet? I didn't vote for the guy, but come the hell on.



    Grow up.

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  • Freckles December 22, 2009 06:34:08 (edited)
    Freckles
    I have alway's loved Sarah, and she is going to give the Dem's hell in 2012. Everytime Sarah say's something it is spot on!!!!
  • Drew December 15, 2009 18:14:52
    Drew
    Remember the last president that people liked because they could relate to him? Remember how simple he was? Good job on that one.
  • A-Licks December 14, 2009 09:02:14
    A-Licks
    +2
    Go Sara...they say your crazy...I say your gonna need to be a little crazy to handle these bullies and throw them out on their tushes ! sara crazy gonna crazy handle bullies throw tushes
  • personman December 14, 2009 04:49:19
    personman
    +1
    Hurrah. The interrelationship of countries and ideologies is so very simple, so lets think simple. One doesn't need to be learned or complex to understand our simple simple world. A federal government that tries to represent the opinions of millions of people, and at the same time to negotiate with dozens of other governments, who in turn represent millions and millions of other people. Nothing could be simpler. Nobody has to study or engage in intellectual debate because it is all so very simple.
  • GOODBYE SODAHEAD December 14, 2009 02:52:05
    GOODBYE SODAHEAD
    +2
    Sometimes a biscuit tastes best before you put butter and jelly on it!
    Like a good biscuit, Sarah can rise to the occasion!
  • Roxygirl December 12, 2009 22:35:50
    Roxygirl
    +1
    Great post.
  • Dan™: Real Change, Not Fals... December 12, 2009 19:44:53
    Dan™: Real Change, Not False Hope
    +2
    Good stuff. Thanks for posting it.
  • gunner December 12, 2009 01:21:29
    gunner
    +3
    I`m a redneck but I don`t drink beer,I ain`t no queer, and I can skin a deer.I sleep with my shotgun and 45 pistol on my one side and the wife on the other. She sleeps closest to the door with her 38 .And me, I sleep by the window.I got a US made pick up,and a German Shephard that loves every body.Thinks they got a treat for him or something.Don`t know whats wrong with that dumb dog,must be a liberal.
  • Roxygirl gunner December 12, 2009 22:34:43
    Roxygirl
    +1


    I wanted this shirt for my dog. Your comment reminded me of that.
  • gunner Roxygirl December 12, 2009 22:47:51
    gunner
    +1
    I apologize for the thoughtless comment, sometimes I cut loose a bit.And it is uncalled for. I really do want to make an effort to reach the liberal element. Not just insult them.Sometimes I think we are the products of our education and never look beyond it. If we ,put liberals on a bell curve,there are those who are reachable.I`m just not real good at it.But I sure can stir em up.Good grief.
  • Drew gunner December 15, 2009 18:15:54
    Drew
    Make sure y'all don't shoot yourselves in your sleep.
  • gunner Drew December 16, 2009 04:01:11
    gunner
    I keep the hammer back on the 45 and the safety off. Thanks for the considerate warning. Sorry to be so long winded in the earlier comments.
  • Drew gunner December 23, 2009 12:31:00
    Drew
    Yeah. You're going to shoot yourself.
  • winkieintn December 11, 2009 16:02:31
    winkieintn
    +1
    "Keep it simple Sarah" - for the simple minded. Go out the to the pickup and get another beer. Maybe if you have enough it'll keep you out of the voting booth.
  • Facepalm winkieintn December 11, 2009 18:36:03
    Facepalm
    Oh, stereotypes are so nice. Maybe instead of calling us rednecks, you could come up with an arguement against the post. But you cant, because you're an idiot.
  • winkieintn Facepalm December 13, 2009 15:42:28
    winkieintn
    I don't see anything about rednecks in my post, but if the shoe fits.... I live in the mountains of Tennessee and my best friends are what many would consider "rednecks", but they have the intelligence to analyze the issues and discuss them logically.
    Regarding the post: The issues that face this country/world are extremely complex, there are generally no simple solutions. For Ms. Palin to suggest otherwise tells me she doesn't understand the problems. You cannot simply say, "Oh we'll let the market lead us through this economic problem or environmental problem." The market is what has gotten us in the fix we are in.
  • Ken winkieintn December 14, 2009 23:29:44
    Ken
    It sure doesn't keep the wino liberals out. Does it?
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