The most tactless campaign contribution gimmick ever conceived: The Obama Campaign “Event Registry”. What ideas can you come up with to help out our dear leader?

Perhaps you thought “spreading the wealth around” meant taking
from the “1%.” No, no! True Socialism (see the French Revolution) takes from
the 99% rabble and gives to the king, or in this case the Obegger. Who knew it
could be this funny, or this despicable.

If you’re getting married, graduating, or celebrating some
other important life event, you can sign up at the Obama campaign’s “Event
Registry” and ask those who were planning to buy you congratulatory gifts to
instead send the money to his re-election campaign. No bull! This is the
statement on the opening web page: http://www.barackobama.com/obama-event-registry/

Register
with Obama 2012

Got a
special milestone or event coming up?

Instead of
another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for
something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America.
Register your next celebration—whether it’s a birthday, bar or bat mitzvah,
wedding, or anniversary—with the Obama campaign. It’s a great way to show your
support for a cause that’s important to you on your big day.

Just log in
or sign up to build and customize your page—and congratulations!

Here are a few ideas:

1)Going to give money to
charity? Hey why worry about those starving children in Indonesia? Give your
money to Obegger. For each $10K he takes in he will forego eating one cheeseburger
in those starving children’s honor.

2) Did your mother, husband,
wife, or child just die? Ask that all memorials be sent to the Obegger “Event
Death Registry”. Families with funerals in the coming weeks should not miss the
fateful opportunity to give to the Obegger instead of their favorite
ministries.

#3) 2012 Graduations are
generally over so the loyal thing to do is hock your take and send the Obegger
the money.

4) Those who avoid marriage but
prefer just living together should have an event anyway so they can hustle
their acquaintances for the king.

I never thought I would see this level of classless begging
from a president. Anyone with even the slightest amount of self-respect would
have to admit this is way beneath any level of good taste. He is desperate and it
is really showing. The man has no shame.

This is from a campaign that bragged that they would have a
billion dollars to spend on his re-election this year. Now they can’t even
raise enough to pay for what they spent last month so they ask you to forego
that toaster oven from your Aunt for a wedding gift and have her give the money
to Obegger instead.