THE MESSIAH'S FUNERAL EXPENSES!
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2012/08/01 22:45:24
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Obama goes on a State visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home
for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to
get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead."
"We simply can't take that risk".
In God We Trust
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home
for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to
get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead."
"We simply can't take that risk".
In God We Trust
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