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The Lie Clock

Bill - McGee - 2012 "I am a Terrorist " 2008/08/12 03:04:17
That's funny right there!!!
God will strike you down for dissin Barry!!!
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The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible, ' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire
life.'

'Where's OBAMA'S clock?' asked the man.

OBAMA'S clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan'.

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Yes it's humor....
If you can't take a joke, don't hate here...
Please share with all of your Lib and Rep friends..

Thank you..
Bill
Thanks to OC for this...
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