The Flight

Frank Marshall Davis 2011/07/11 17:00:53
Two Radical Arab Terrorists

boarded a flight out of London

One took a window seat

and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,

wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine,

'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up

the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned,

the other Arab said,

'That looks good, I'd really like one, to.'

Again, the Marine went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up

the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned,

they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes &

knew immediately what had happened.

He leaned over & asked his Arab neighbors,

'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations?

This hatred?
This animosity?

This spitting in shoes

and pissing in cokes?'


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