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THE fence test

HOMBRE 2013/02/06 17:22:22
Lazy liberals sit down and wonder who's going to take care of them
(My favorite) (if a repub decides he needs healthcare he goes out and buys it. If the Libtard once healthcare he demands everybody buy for them.
If the Republican doesn't like a gun he won't buy one. If a Libtard doesn't like a gun he wants the government to ban all guns. What am I missing here?
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The Fence
Test
You can't get any
more accurate than this!
This is straight
forward country thinking..by
Jeff
Foxworthy


Which side
of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican
doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't
like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


If a Republican is a
vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a
vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.


If a Republican is
homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is
homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican
is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is
going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like
a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that
those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is
a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer
wants any mention of God and religion
silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs
health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that
provides it.
If a A Democrat decides he needs health care,
he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a
Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's
"offended".
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  • templer003 2013/02/06 23:16:28
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    templer003
    +15
    If a conservative finds a person who is hungry, they will offer to teach them how to hunt, fish or garden so that they can feed themselves, a liberal will demand that the government step in and provide for the person because they just have to be a victim of some kind of injustice..

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  • Jere 2013/02/16 18:27:02
    If the Republican doesn't like a gun he won't buy one. If a Libtard doesn't l...
    Jere
    Exactomundo!
  • RJeffreySavlov 2013/02/08 18:30:15
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    RJeffreySavlov
    +2
    Bravo to Jeff Foxworthy. He hit the nail on the head.
  • Jere RJeffre... 2013/02/16 18:28:29
    Jere
    Foxworth may act like a redneck ,but he is pretty darn smart!
  • dixe 2013/02/08 07:56:36
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    dixe
  • texasred 2013/02/08 03:02:56
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    texasred
    +2
    Just SOP for liberals.
  • Dogzebra~PWCM~JLA 2013/02/08 00:43:04
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    Dogzebra~PWCM~JLA
    +2
    That is one reason "feelings" and "compassion" are two of the most often used liberal terms. "Character" is no longer a liberal word because it implies self-restraint. "Good and evil" are not liberal words either as they imply a moral standard beyond one's feelings. In assessing what position to take on moral or social questions, the liberal asks him or herself, "How do I feel about it?" or "How do I show the most compassion?" -- not "What is right?" or "What is wrong?" For the liberal, right and wrong are dismissed as unknowable, and every person chooses his or her own morality. -- Dennis Prager
  • Jere Dogzebr... 2013/02/16 18:29:31
    Jere
    One of the better Rabbis in the country.
  • ☆ QueenAline 2013/02/08 00:08:59
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    ☆ QueenAline
    +2
    very true....every statement....
  • The Andoxico 2013/02/07 15:02:36
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    The Andoxico
    +3
    just perfect
  • claona 2013/02/07 10:54:11
    If the Republican doesn't like a gun he won't buy one. If a Libtard doesn't l...
    claona
    You are missing that you, and others like you (there are some?), are all LOSERS!
  • HOMBRE claona 2013/02/07 14:44:38
    HOMBRE
    +3
    Another moron from Britain. Sheesh,
  • claona HOMBRE 2013/02/07 16:03:41 (edited)
    claona
    You might find it a strange concept... maybe you do not have a passport?... not all Americans live and or/work in America!
  • ☆Hitler... claona 2013/02/07 23:54:07 (edited)
    ☆Hitler was a community organiz☆
    +1
    thankfully
  • Alacrity 2013/02/07 08:05:53
    (My favorite) (if a repub decides he needs healthcare he goes out and buys it...
    Alacrity
    Where's my gun? in some holster, somewhere?
  • Crank_It_Up 2013/02/07 08:05:30
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    Crank_It_Up
    +1
    hmm..

    If a Liberal sees a problem, he tries to help.
    If a Republican sees a problem, he's glad it's not him.

    A Liberal wants diplomacy, dialogue, and peace.
    A Republican wants to nuke the world.

    If you go to the Democrats' National Convention, you'll see a very diverse crowd.
    If you go to the Republicans' National Convention, you'll see the kkk without their white hoods.

    If a Republican has a job, he shouts down with big government.
    If a Republican has no job, he shouts at the government to give him one.

    If a Liberal hears a different opinion, he checks out the facts.
    If a Republican hears a different opinion, he yells communism, socialism, traitor.

    Republicans love to claim they are against big government.
    But when they are in power, do nothing to shrink government. Actions speak louder than words.

    Republicans scream "take our country back".
    Liberals already did.

    obama relected
  • claona Crank_I... 2013/02/07 10:55:42
    claona
    Hey..you are not a 'crank' after all!
  • HOMBRE Crank_I... 2013/02/07 13:58:51 (edited)
    HOMBRE
    +7
    Answer from cranks rebuttal my retort;-)
    Libtards do this!

    1) Tries to help with someone Else's money.

    2) Wants peace just like Libya,getting four people killed and hide the truth.

    3)A bunch of free loading bums,criminal element, Dem party former KKK.

    4)Re-pub never yell out of work they will go find work.No job beneath them.Will do what it takes without government plantation.

    5)Re-pub call communism when the similarity equals the same,Tax the rich give to poor.It what the libtards call social justice.

    6)Re-pubs for strong military and would not think of killing USA people with a drone strike.

    7Libtards took country gave it the Dem plantation.FOOD STAMPS UNEMPLOYMENT ,Now having a ghetto as a country and proud of it.

    The truth by Hombre :-)

    So Iran is a nuclear country now under Obama's watch now isn't that peachy :-) Something he swore would never happen on his watch:-( PRETTY TOUGH President you think?
  • Ozzyboy HOMBRE 2013/02/07 18:39:42
    Ozzyboy
    +2
    Don't forget that if you go to a dem convention, you'd better have ID or you will not be let in. But they don't want any ID of anyone voting during election time. Somehow it is discrimination to get ID to vote. Hypocrisy much?
  • HOMBRE Ozzyboy 2013/02/07 20:10:08
    HOMBRE
    +1
    Is that something. Talk about two-faced ass holes. I bet you not one Lib comment on this. Funny how they throw this on ignore. You think?
  • ☆Hitler... Crank_I... 2013/02/07 23:58:04
    ☆Hitler was a community organiz☆
    +4
    you do realize that the democratic party invented the KKK...notice that almost every one in obamas cabinet is an old white guy?
    KKK
  • CuresCa... Crank_I... 2013/02/08 02:25:06
    CuresCancer
    +1
    The only two atomic bombs that were dropped on people were ordered by a Democrat. just sayin'
  • Buck 2013/02/07 06:42:26
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    Buck
    +2
    Seems to be very true.
  • MLS 2013/02/07 04:22:47
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    MLS
  • HOMBRE MLS 2013/02/07 14:25:10
    HOMBRE
    +4
    I like this, back then smart enough to see what the Democratic Party became :-)
  • sneekyfoot 2013/02/07 03:47:58
    If the Republican doesn't like a gun he won't buy one. If a Libtard doesn't l...
    sneekyfoot
    better work together its a different animal when its the last minute
  • skowcog 2013/02/07 02:51:02
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    skowcog
    +1
    I have never heard anything so succinct.
  • HOMBRE skowcog 2013/02/07 14:30:31
    HOMBRE
    +1
    Let me guess arts and entertainment degree and flips burger's or washes dishes for a living. Living in mommas basement:-0.
  • ¤Creepy Lumberjack¤ >-QC-< 2013/02/07 02:26:58 (edited)
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    ¤Creepy Lumberjack¤ >-QC-<
    It's nice that you give only choices that goes your way. That's how we will have a good discussion...
  • HOMBRE ¤Creepy... 2013/02/07 14:31:32
    HOMBRE
    +1
    I see your mentally challenged he can handle it. LOL :-)
  • M 2013/02/07 02:07:44
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    M
    +4
    Great test... sums it up nicely.
  • Cindy64~PATRIOT WARRIOR 2013/02/07 01:20:11
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    Cindy64~PATRIOT WARRIOR
    +7
    lol lol this is GREAT !!! Jeff is so VERY RIGHT !! That is just the facts !!!! the facts
  • Charu ∞ijm♥∞ 2013/02/07 00:41:36
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    Charu ∞ijm♥∞
    +6
    Thanks Hombre!
    Love Jeff....I would change 2 things in this....
    Conservative for Republican
    Progressive for Democrat

    now....considerate forwarded my friend....
  • Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA 2013/02/06 23:33:47
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    Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    Jeff is right. That's just the facts.
  • kenc.63 2013/02/06 23:25:54
  • Cindy64... kenc.63 2013/02/07 01:20:48
    Cindy64~PATRIOT WARRIOR
    +3
    He sure is honey !!!
  • skowcog kenc.63 2013/02/07 15:22:41
    skowcog
    Yeah and out of the closet with his conservative principles while gently cajoling.
  • rk 2013/02/06 23:24:20
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    rk
    +7
    It really is Liberal vs Conservative. I do not support the Democrat platform or this president yet am a Democrat. A Conservative one.
  • templer003 2013/02/06 23:16:28
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    templer003
    +15
    If a conservative finds a person who is hungry, they will offer to teach them how to hunt, fish or garden so that they can feed themselves, a liberal will demand that the government step in and provide for the person because they just have to be a victim of some kind of injustice..
  • keeper 2013/02/06 22:57:27
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    keeper
    +11
    All of these are very true!
  • kevjon 2013/02/06 22:38:07
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    kevjon
    +7
    This about covers it, but unfortunately the liberals have covered every base to control our lives. The sad news is that it will take a complete economic crash for them to see it and even then they will blame others.

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