THE fence test
HOMBRE
2013/02/06 17:22:22
The Fence
Test
You can't get any
more accurate than this!
This is straight
forward country thinking..by
Jeff
Foxworthy
Which side
of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican
doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't
like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a
vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a
vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.
If a Republican is
homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is
homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican
is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is
going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like
a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that
those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is
a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer
wants any mention of God and religion
silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs
health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that
provides it.
If a A Democrat decides he needs health care,
he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a
Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's
"offended".
Test
You can't get any
more accurate than this!
This is straight
forward country thinking..by
Jeff
Foxworthy
Which side
of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican
doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't
like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a
vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a
vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.
If a Republican is
homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is
homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican
is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is
going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like
a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that
those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is
a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer
wants any mention of God and religion
silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs
health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that
provides it.
If a A Democrat decides he needs health care,
he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a
Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's
"offended".
Top Opinion
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templer003 2013/02/06 23:16:28All of the above+15If a conservative finds a person who is hungry, they will offer to teach them how to hunt, fish or garden so that they can feed themselves, a liberal will demand that the government step in and provide for the person because they just have to be a victim of some kind of injustice..






















If a Liberal sees a problem, he tries to help.
If a Republican sees a problem, he's glad it's not him.
A Liberal wants diplomacy, dialogue, and peace.
A Republican wants to nuke the world.
If you go to the Democrats' National Convention, you'll see a very diverse crowd.
If you go to the Republicans' National Convention, you'll see the kkk without their white hoods.
If a Republican has a job, he shouts down with big government.
If a Republican has no job, he shouts at the government to give him one.
If a Liberal hears a different opinion, he checks out the facts.
If a Republican hears a different opinion, he yells communism, socialism, traitor.
Republicans love to claim they are against big government.
But when they are in power, do nothing to shrink government. Actions speak louder than words.
Republicans scream "take our country back".
Liberals already did.
Libtards do this!
1) Tries to help with someone Else's money.
2) Wants peace just like Libya,getting four people killed and hide the truth.
3)A bunch of free loading bums,criminal element, Dem party former KKK.
4)Re-pub never yell out of work they will go find work.No job beneath them.Will do what it takes without government plantation.
5)Re-pub call communism when the similarity equals the same,Tax the rich give to poor.It what the libtards call social justice.
6)Re-pubs for strong military and would not think of killing USA people with a drone strike.
7Libtards took country gave it the Dem plantation.FOOD STAMPS UNEMPLOYMENT ,Now having a ghetto as a country and proud of it.
The truth by Hombre :-)
So Iran is a nuclear country now under Obama's watch now isn't that peachy :-) Something he swore would never happen on his watch:-( PRETTY TOUGH President you think?
Love Jeff....I would change 2 things in this....
Conservative for Republican
Progressive for Democrat
now....considerate forwarded my friend....