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The Alabama Wife

Southern Man 2009/03/09 11:31:37
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from Alabama. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher
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  • Cleric_ of_Disarray 2009/03/09 15:21:05
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Cleric_ of_Disarray
    +2
    Yep. New York wives too
  • Sweetheart 2009/03/09 15:09:42
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Sweetheart
  • wow-really 2009/03/09 14:59:35
    thats dran funny
    wow-really
    +2
    Too cute!!!

    Ya'll don't want to mess with us Southern Belles - !!

    Don't mistake kindness for weakness, that is if you don't want to end up like the last husband did ; )
  • SWWF 2009/03/09 14:51:10
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    SWWF
    +2
    Home Sweet Home ...........
  • dill fazie 2009/03/09 14:18:51
    thats dran funny
    dill fazie
    +2
    I figured something was up, thanks for the laugh...
  • Cindy 2009/03/09 14:06:28
    thats dran funny
    Cindy
    +2
    Thats super funny!!!! I know a woman from Alabama and dang!!! you never want to mess with Bama Whoopass!!!!!
  • oldcavpilot 2009/03/09 13:50:40
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    oldcavpilot
    +1
    All this time I've been thinking my wife was from Rhode Island, and she's actually from Alabama. Now I wonder what else I don't know about her. I'll bet her mother is really from Mississippi. Damn.
  • ... 2009/03/09 13:38:48
    thats dran funny
    ...
    +1
    good one.
  • Ed - In God I Trust 2009/03/09 13:34:27
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Ed - In God I Trust
    +1
    LOL, gotta watch them "Southern Belle's" !!!


    yep sounds lol gotta watch southern belles
  • ladypuppylove 2009/03/09 13:32:32
    thats dran funny
    ladypuppylove
    +2
    thanks for starting off my day with a smile
  • roberts_improved257 2009/03/09 13:11:31
    thats dran funny
    roberts_improved257
    +2
    That was good.
  • Tutboy 2009/03/09 13:00:14
  • Bob, the reasonable one 2009/03/09 12:58:51
    thats dran funny
    Bob, the reasonable one
    +2
    Good way to start a Monday morning..very funny!!!
  • Pats Fan 2009/03/09 12:49:03
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Pats Fan
    +2
    that's a good one, when will men ever learn to take care of themselves.
  • Cindy Pats Fan 2009/03/09 14:07:33
    Cindy
    +2
    only after a woman puts them in their place....starts with their mothers....hahaha!
  • **Bessie** 2009/03/09 12:45:46
    thats dran funny
    **Bessie**
    +3
    and darn funny too!!!
  • Bill Marvin 2009/03/09 12:43:35 (edited)
    thats dran funny
    Bill Marvin
    +2
    A little bit of humor should shine into everybody's life. Thanks for shining upon my day.
  • Yep Sounds About Right
    • ♥Lucy-Fer♥ ♦The Woman♦ •
    +2
    LOL. Funny.
  • tashaluv 2009/03/09 12:34:13
    thats dran funny
    tashaluv
    +2
    loved it
  • Firekitty ∞ijm♥G☮F♀U∞ 2009/03/09 12:30:59 (edited)
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Firekitty ∞ijm♥G☮F♀U∞
  • Ronald 2009/03/09 12:26:47
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Ronald
    +1
    nothing to be added...
    its just true.
  • Queen Bee 2009/03/09 12:21:33
    Yep Sounds About Right
    Queen Bee
  • SuperCee 2009/03/09 12:18:38
    thats dran funny
    SuperCee
    +1
    LOL!!! That was a good laugh for a Monday morning. Thanks!
  • Dale 2009/03/09 11:38:07
    thats dran funny
    Dale
    +3
    Thank you so much for starting my day off with a bit of humor.

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