Tea Party Vocabulary
Tea Party Vocabulary
ACLU – organization of gay liberals spreading falsehoods about the Constitution. see socialists.
Adultery – an extracurricular activity only done by those on the left. See Racism.
Africa – a country inhabited by socialists.
Bi-Partisan Politics – a left-wing myth. see diplomacy and facts.
Bible – see Constitution.
The Bill of Rights – see the 2nd Amendment.
Birth Certificate – a document proving the first biracial president was born in Hawaii, which in 1961 was located in Africa.
Christianity – a religion founded on the teachings of Christ, who was pro-death penalty and hated everyone except rich, fat, white men.
Climate Change – a branch of science that doesn’t exist [created by liberals to scare people].
Constitution of the United States – a confusing document that can only be understood by Republican politicians, Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.
Debt Ceiling – an act against God during a Democratic administration.
Diplomacy – a left-wing myth.
Elitist – an “uppity” high school graduate.
Europe – see socialists.
Evolution – a branch of science that doesn’t exist.
Facts – see logic.
Foreign Policy – give us your oil or die.
Gays – socialists out to destroy traditional family values as determined by legislature.
God – a supreme entity who only speaks to conservative politicians.
Hispanics/Latinos – a segment of the voting population to be ignored, insulted and ridiculed.
Hollywood – a bunch of socialists who attempt to manipulate public opinion for Satan.
Jews – a segment of the voting population that controls American media and should be reviled, unless they live in Israel.
John Wayne Gacy – a famous American actor and serial killer from the same hometown as Michele Bachmann.
Kenya – an island in the Pacific Ocean.
Keynesian Economics – a school of macroeconomic thought engaged in by our sitting president because he was born in Kenya.
Liberal Media – see socialists.
Logic – distortions of truth used by liberals to mislead the masses.
Marriage – a sacrament that should only be between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and another woman and some gay people in airport bathrooms.
Minimum Wage – a failed economic theory leading to unemployment.
Mitt Romney – Nit Wit.
Mitt Witt – see Mitt Romney.
NAACP – see socialists.
Obama – code word for Communists, Nazi Socialists esp. from Kenya
Obamacare – An Un-Constitutional tax.
Paul Revere – an American patriot who warned the British.
Poor – an impressive segment of the voting population that shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Rush Limbaugh – the new messiah.
Satan – see Obama.
Socialists – anyone who disagrees with us.
Stand Your Ground – the God-given right to shoot liberals, gays, minorities and non-Christians without threat of any legal consequences.
Survival of the Species – the need for all liberals, homosexual, minorities and non-Christians to leave the USA or be used in foreign wars.
Vaginal Probe – an acceptable deterrent to abortions.
Trump – a bad hairstyle when someone tries to comb their hair over a bald spot.
Women – property owned and controlled exclusively by men.
with some help by Leisa Simone
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