Subject: BEST JOKE OF 2012 (so far)
ImageBandit ~ American Patriot
2012/06/09 02:21:24
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Dagon 2012/06/09 02:30:23
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- bman~AVA ImageBa... 2012/06/09 16:53:19
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- bman~AVA ImageBa... 2012/06/09 17:04:03+1:-)reply
- none 2012/06/09 04:02:18+8Thanks, good joke, clean, funny, but unfortunately the last line is true.reply
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- snipe 2012/06/09 03:17:52+7Now, ain't that the truth! Lol!reply
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- Gunner 2012/06/09 02:45:44+8LMAO! Good one, thanks!reply
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- Dagon 2012/06/09 02:30:23
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+6so truereply
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