STUPID THINGS ?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front?*

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.*

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?*

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put
our useless junk in the garage?

EVER WONDER ...**

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?*

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?*

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?*

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?*

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?*

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid
made with real lemons?*

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?*

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?*

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?*

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?*

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?*

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!*

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?*

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?*

If flying is so safe,** **why do they call the airport the terminal?*

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile
every once in a while.*