Study finds that the average mouse is 20% smarter than the average Liberal

by RJ~PWCM~JLA Posted 2012/12/20 15:08:47

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A recently-published study conducted in California proves that the average mouse is 20% smarter than the average Liberal.

Using a specially-designed system of velcro cut to various shapes, the study found that Liberals had a harder time than common house mice (Mus musculus) in figuring out how the velcro and the velcro "hooks" interacted to form a properly-functioning velcro system.

"In general, the house mice finished the assembly of the velcro 20% faster than the Liberals", said P. Nichols, designer of the study. "And whereas 100% of the mice completed the assembly correctly, 20% of the Liberals were unable to complete the task at all."

Nichols also said that the greatest difficulty in conducting the study was finding an "average Liberal".

"99% of the Liberals who applied for the study were below average", Nichols said.

http://www.umbachconsulting.com/miscellany/velcro.html

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jean 2012/12/20 15:10:42

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MMM - they both carry diseases though.
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STU~PWCM~JLA~POTL~AFCL 2012/12/25 18:10:39

I'm surprised the margin was so close. Liberals are smarter than I thought.

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Louisa - Enemy of the State 2012/12/22 23:29:09

This is a good reason to bring the Mousekateers back!

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princess 2012/12/22 05:08:27

That's a FACT......so very true. LOL

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Adam 2012/12/22 01:11:42

Oh yeah, I'm sure this won't help make political discourse in this country more stupid.

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Down under 2012/12/22 00:21:25
Squatch 2012/12/21 17:00:38

YES - they have the ability to learn from their mistakes

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JCD aka "biz" 2012/12/21 15:40:08

And 50 to 60% smarter than conservatives.

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Squatch to JCD aka... 2012/12/31 18:09:19

Right - for them DEM party to never win another election all we would have to do is make it a requirement to graduate from High School to vote.

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Arel 2012/12/21 15:34:16

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SJG 2012/12/21 13:40:45

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Another study found the average mouse is 100% smarter than the:

you just posted!

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robert 2012/12/21 13:19:44

Everytime they put two of the same sex liberals together...they start banging each other!!

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robert 2012/12/21 13:10:30
Nestofasssps 2012/12/21 12:52:33

trolllls keep trollin, yay morons make the world go round, goooooo morons

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Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/12/21 12:30:16

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LOLOL - too funny - like the velcro crop information too.

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ed 2012/12/21 10:04:51

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20 % I was thinking more on the lines of 55% smarter because even a rat wouldn't be stupid enough to vote for obama twice.

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mwg0735 2012/12/21 07:50:35
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scottcleaves 2012/12/21 06:20:30

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Yes, it's true. Problem is that the same study finds that liberals are 20% smarter than the most intelligent conservatives, so where does that put you? Worms?

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gldynmd 2012/12/21 06:02:01

LOL

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rightside 2012/12/21 04:50:33

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If you ever watch jay leno and jay walking, you wouldn't need a study to tell you that.

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AL 2012/12/21 04:19:19

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No wonder they're called Dummy rats then!

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RicardoCabeza 2012/12/21 02:09:33

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Heh, heh, scientific studies can be manipulated...

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Phantom 2012/12/21 01:25:46

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If there's any fact to that, just thing how much smarter they are than a conservative dim bulb.

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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/12/21 01:24:48

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MOUSE? you are too generous, more like this!

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Ron 2012/12/21 01:10:08

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We don't need a study to know that its painfully obvious!!!!

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Icanbean Arschloch 2012/12/21 00:33:46

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Grin

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davidgoessplat 2012/12/21 00:03:35

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Lol

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drsardonicas 2012/12/20 23:50:06

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You know they really wasted their money all they had to do is come to SH and read the liberal posts they wouldn't have wasted the mouse's time.

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Jana ♥ ♥ ♥ to drsardo... 2012/12/25 00:20:11

Now that is friggin funny..Hahahahahahahahaha!!

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dubbie 2012/12/20 23:37:55

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Thats a flawed study , Give the rat more credit then that , Mice oughta Sue

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drsardo... to dubbie 2012/12/21 15:12:00

Well they had to use a mouse, they wouldn't have been able to get results by using all rats.

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Cliff 2012/12/20 22:44:08 (edited)

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Studies have found that the average cockroach can find its way through a maze much faster than the average liberal. Studies have also shown that if you put 2 average liberals in the same maze together, it takes them 20% longer to find their way through than just 1 average liberal.

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dru dixon 2012/12/20 22:16:09

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And 100% smarter than the average conservative! But who isn't?

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Prairie Wind 2012/12/20 22:07:06

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Yup, the critter does have sense enough to stop trying to go through the wall when it's packed with brillo pads.

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sbtbill 2012/12/20 20:16:24

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They didn't try it on conservatives because the mice didn't want to be insulted. However, another study found that al conservatives are less intelligent then rocks.

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Phantom to sbtbill 2012/12/21 01:29:14

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No truer words were ever spoken.

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postmamy to sbtbill 2012/12/21 07:39:27

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ha ha ha

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whitewulf--the unruly mobster 2012/12/20 20:14:00
Xerxes 2012/12/20 19:33:39

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Study finds that the average liberal is 50% smarter than the average conservative since the average conservative probably believes your mouse "study."

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