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Study finds that the average mouse is 20% smarter than the average Liberal

RJ~PWCM~JLA 2012/12/20 15:08:47
A recently-published study conducted in California proves that the average mouse is 20% smarter than the average Liberal.

Using a specially-designed system of velcro cut to various shapes, the study found that Liberals had a harder time than common house mice (Mus musculus) in figuring out how the velcro and the velcro "hooks" interacted to form a properly-functioning velcro system.

"In general, the house mice finished the assembly of the velcro 20% faster than the Liberals", said P. Nichols, designer of the study. "And whereas 100% of the mice completed the assembly correctly, 20% of the Liberals were unable to complete the task at all."

Nichols also said that the greatest difficulty in conducting the study was finding an "average Liberal".

"99% of the Liberals who applied for the study were below average", Nichols said.

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  • Cat 2013/01/01 17:43:34
    Cat
    LOL
  • STU~PWCM~JLA~POTL~AFCL 2012/12/25 18:10:39
    STU~PWCM~JLA~POTL~AFCL
    I'm surprised the margin was so close. Liberals are smarter than I thought.
  • Louisa - Enemy of the State 2012/12/22 23:29:09
    Louisa - Enemy of the State
    This is a good reason to bring the Mousekateers back! mousekateers
  • princess 2012/12/22 05:08:27
    princess
    That's a FACT......so very true. LOL
  • Adam 2012/12/22 01:11:42
    Adam
    Oh yeah, I'm sure this won't help make political discourse in this country more stupid.

    Trolling does not equal meaningful political discussion. It is the opposite. I have plenty of problems with mainstream conservative ideology and I will say as much, but I don't insult the intelligence or character of Republicans at large, and I CERTAINLY don't post passive aggressive crap like this.
  • Down under 2012/12/22 00:21:25
  • Squatch 2012/12/21 17:00:38
    Squatch
    YES - they have the ability to learn from their mistakes
  • JCD aka "biz" 2012/12/21 15:40:08
    JCD aka "biz"
    And 50 to 60% smarter than conservatives.
  • Squatch JCD aka... 2012/12/31 18:09:19
    Squatch
    Right - for them DEM party to never win another election all we would have to do is make it a requirement to graduate from High School to vote.
  • Arel 2012/12/21 15:34:16
  • SJG 2012/12/21 13:40:45
    SJG
    +2
    Another study found the average mouse is 100% smarter than the:

    Baloney

    you just posted!
  • robert 2012/12/21 13:19:44
    robert
    Everytime they put two of the same sex liberals together...they start banging each other!!
  • robert 2012/12/21 13:10:30
  • Nestofasssps 2012/12/21 12:52:33
    Nestofasssps
    trolllls keep trollin, yay morons make the world go round, goooooo morons
  • Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/12/21 12:30:16
    Jackie G - Poker Playing Patriot
    +1
    LOLOL - too funny - like the velcro crop information too.
  • ed 2012/12/21 10:04:51
    ed
    +2
    20 % I was thinking more on the lines of 55% smarter because even a rat wouldn't be stupid enough to vote for obama twice.
  • mwg0735 2012/12/21 07:50:35
  • postmamy 2012/12/21 07:35:52
  • scottcleaves 2012/12/21 06:20:30
    scottcleaves
    +3
    Yes, it's true. Problem is that the same study finds that liberals are 20% smarter than the most intelligent conservatives, so where does that put you? Worms?
  • gldynmd BTO-t-BCRA-F 2012/12/21 06:02:01
    gldynmd BTO-t-BCRA-F
    LOL
  • rightside 2012/12/21 04:50:33
    rightside
    +1
    If you ever watch jay leno and jay walking, you wouldn't need a study to tell you that.
  • AL 2012/12/21 04:19:19
    AL
    +1
    No wonder they're called Dummy rats then!
  • RicardoCabeza 2012/12/21 02:09:33
    RicardoCabeza
    +1
    Heh, heh, scientific studies can be manipulated...
  • Phantom 2012/12/21 01:25:46
    Phantom
    +1
    If there's any fact to that, just thing how much smarter they are than a conservative dim bulb.
  • BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/12/21 01:24:48
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +2
    MOUSE? you are too generous, more like this! amoeba
  • Flamdingo 2012/12/21 01:10:08
    Flamdingo
    +1
    We don't need a study to know that its painfully obvious!!!!
  • Icanbean Arschloch 2012/12/21 00:33:46
  • davidgoessplat 2012/12/21 00:03:35
  • drsardonicas 2012/12/20 23:50:06
    drsardonicas
    +3
    You know they really wasted their money all they had to do is come to SH and read the liberal posts they wouldn't have wasted the mouse's time.
  • Jana ♥ ♥ ♥ drsardo... 2012/12/25 00:20:11
    Jana ♥ ♥ ♥
    Now that is friggin funny..Hahahahahahahahaha!!
  • dubbie 2012/12/20 23:37:55
    dubbie
    +2
    Thats a flawed study , Give the rat more credit then that , Mice oughta Sue
  • drsardo... dubbie 2012/12/21 15:12:00
    drsardonicas
    Well they had to use a mouse, they wouldn't have been able to get results by using all rats.
  • Cliff 2012/12/20 22:44:08 (edited)
    Cliff
    +3
    Studies have found that the average cockroach can find its way through a maze much faster than the average liberal. Studies have also shown that if you put 2 average liberals in the same maze together, it takes them 20% longer to find their way through than just 1 average liberal.
  • dru dixon 2012/12/20 22:16:09
    dru dixon
    +2
    And 100% smarter than the average conservative! But who isn't?
  • Prairie Wind 2012/12/20 22:07:06
    Prairie Wind
    +2
    Yup, the critter does have sense enough to stop trying to go through the wall when it's packed with brillo pads.
  • sbtbill 2012/12/20 20:16:24
    sbtbill
    +7
    They didn't try it on conservatives because the mice didn't want to be insulted. However, another study found that al conservatives are less intelligent then rocks.
  • Phantom sbtbill 2012/12/21 01:29:14
    Phantom
    +1
    No truer words were ever spoken.
  • postmamy sbtbill 2012/12/21 07:39:27
    postmamy
    +1
    ha ha ha monky smiley
  • whitewulf--the unruly mobster 2012/12/20 20:14:00
  • Xerxes 2012/12/20 19:33:39
    Xerxes
    +5
    Study finds that the average liberal is 50% smarter than the average conservative since the average conservative probably believes your mouse "study."

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