Should the world return to ethnic global segregation?
Lets stop pretending we all like each other and move forward by becoming the most racist bigoted ideologically ethnically religiously genetically minded creatures in our solar system.
Maybe complete and total segregation on an unprecedented scale is the only way to cure humanities ills.
We could catalog and identified people based upon similarity, genetics, hair type, skin color, IQ and political beliefs, then relocate each group to existing countries.
Imagine France filled with nothing but gay white bitchy European atheists with an average IQ above 140... I know i would be in heaven.
The unattractive overweight gay agnostics with low IQ's and over-aged drag queens with missing teeth will have to live out there lives in the far countryside of France where nobody has to look at them as they toil away in fabulous gay glittering factories making pink cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles and fancy lad pies.
Mexicans could be put to better use in England, Lets turn the entire UK into a Mexican muffin top work camp where chubby short Mexicans build fruit stands that sell illegal horse meat and Churros on peoples front lawns without their permission.
People who suffer from IBS can be relocated to an underground cavern 3 miles below the earths surface and harnessed at a later date for natural gas.
What about the Irish? Even worse, what about the Irish red heads? I think a place called Ginger Island seems appropriate, or better yet ship them off to Africa to work in the midday sun. Did you know Gingers don't even have souls?
What about bald people with beady pig eyes and upturned noses? Got any good solutions for those freaks? How about Bikini Atoll? Maybe it will be good for them! Over time they may evolve into radio active bald mutants that can now grow hair.
Just speaking for myself, I for one would not mind shipping all black people back to some place, ANYPLACE! We can pick a country and all decide together!
What about Pakistanis? I mean who talks like that anyway? They just are not right for Pakistan. They sure the hell are not right for India so lets move them to Siberia where we can no longer smell there rancid B.O. they blame on eating curry. Lets see those Pakistani men try humping goats in 300 below degree weather. Filthy bastards.
What about all the round pie face Chinese with flat butts, squinty slanted eyes and buck teeth working in sweat shops with their tiny creepy little hands? Should they be relocated to another place altogether or just dropped into a live volcano for the betterment of society?
All new geographical locations suitable for each groups relocation and resettlement.
As a gay white man all I can say is we feel lucky to have had Leonardo Divicci on our team. God help us. God help the world.
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