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Should Shao Kahn be President?

Jacob 2012/04/22 16:42:57
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No need to feel un-protected with Shao Kahn as your Commander in Chief. He will protect our borders with Centaurs, Saurians, Shokans and Tarkatan warriors. Also, Shao Kahn, with entire other world's at the disposal of U.S Resources, will cure our economy and send us back to the #1 spot in world commerce. Shao Kahn is also an equal opportunity and racial friendly candidate, hiring many non-Humans as loyal employees.

Barrack Obama's racially prejudiced, and in a 2008 census, was found to hire NO Centaurs, Saurians, Shokans OR Tarkatan warriors. In fact, the only employees in President Obama's cabinet and government workers were other Humans. Will America stand for Obama's Human supremacist stance in politics? Obama's failure to drill for oil off-Realm is hurting America, and will surely destroy the Economy if nothing is done. To make matters worse, Barrack Obama has no way to defend Earth or even America against Off-Realm invasions.

Shao Kahn, Good for Defense, Good for the Economy, Good for Non-Human Relations and Good For America.

Barrack Obama, Bad For Defense, Bad For the Economy, Bad for Non-Human Relations, and Bad For America.

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  • Cal 2012/04/22 18:30:49
    Other Candidate!
    Cal
    broly

    No one would ever mess with us again.........
  • Jacob Cal 2012/04/22 19:27:52
    Jacob
    Shao Kahn can suck the soul from his body while he looks like he's trying to crap!
  • Cal Jacob 2012/04/22 19:31:44 (edited)
    Cal
    Shao Kahn would be disintegrated before getting within 20 feet of Broly....

    Have you never watched DBZ??
  • Jacob Cal 2012/04/22 22:56:44
    Jacob
    +1
    Yeah I know who Broly is. It doesn't change the fact that DBZ characters charge up their attacks by pushing really hard with their buttholes! ;)
    /jk
  • Fire&Ice 2012/04/22 16:50:02
    Undecided
    Fire&Ice
    She, would and could kick 0bozo's butt ..... at everything.

    mpm
  • TasselLady 2012/04/22 16:44:35
    No!
    TasselLady
    I have my candidate picked out:
    The Headless Horseman
  • Jacob TasselLady 2012/04/22 16:46:15
    Jacob
    +1
    Ah, you should have chosen other Candidate! Shao Kahn is not amused!
  • TasselLady Jacob 2012/04/22 16:48:09
    TasselLady
    Too bad. He'll get over it.
  • Jacob TasselLady 2012/04/22 16:52:59
    Jacob
    +1
    But where does he stand on the issues? I"ve heard he doesn't have a BRAIN in his head!
  • TasselLady Jacob 2012/04/22 16:54:58
    TasselLady
    He has one hell of a strong arm!!!! He'll whip congress into shape real quick!!! Ha Ha!
    Headless Horseman chasing someone

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