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Should Mitt Romney Apologize to Parents of Baby He Fed to Crocodiles?

Jack Lakeman 2012/08/09 16:40:55
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Romney s Crocodiles
by Joel
Legnutt, Duh Progressive staff,


Wednesday, August 8th, 2012,


(KANSAS CITY, KS)
—Mitt
Romney’s campaign took another unexpected jab to the jugular this week, after
another former employee of GST Steel which Romney’s

Bain
Capital
had taken over in hopes of
salvaging came out and accused the GOP nominee of “feeding his infant son to
crocodiles.”


Along with Joe Soptic, the man in the anti-Romney ad posted on the internet
Monday —who claims being fired by Bain Capital (Romney) caused his family to
lose their health insurance and thereby were unable to detect and treat his wife’s
cancer in time to save her life— fellow GST Steel employee, Mark Ringley, was
also downsized in 2001 in an attempt to save the company.


Following his release from GST Steel, Mr. Ringley held several menial jobs from
2002 to 2007, but was unable to find work that matched the pay and benefits he
had with Bain-owned GST. According to the Ringleys, Mark frequently
expressed his dismay at not finding comparable work during those seven years
when his wife, Ellen, a nurse practitioner, came up with an idea to lift Mark
and his family’s spirits –a
vacation to Disney
World! “It seemed like a nice change of pace and a good way to hit
‘reset’ on a lot of things in our family,” sobbed Mr. Ringley to
Duh Progressive Tuesday.


With some money Mark had saved from his days at GST and Ellen’s
$109,000/year salary, the couple, along with their 6-year-old daughter and
20-month-old son, Eddie, flew to Ft. Lauderdale in May of 2008, rented a car
and began driving to Disney World, leaving their woes behind.
Stopping for a night in St. Augustine, the Ringleys visited the city’s famous

Alligator Farm and were standing by a railing overlooking its
crocodile exhibit when tragedy struck. According to Mr. Ringley,
holding Eddie in his arms he “went to step a bit closer” to help Eddie peek
over the ledge of the railing at the crocodiles. “But I slipped on a
banana peel, fell against the railing and lost my grip!” recounted Ringley
Tuesday. “Before I knew it, Eddie.....




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  • Swift Wolf 2012/08/10 23:03:06
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    Swift Wolf
    From what I've learned about Romney, I think his parents should apologize to everyone.

    Mark Ringley - If you're on drugs, get off them. If you're not on drugs, find some.
    Oh, never, ever handle another living thing in your life.
  • AdLib 2012/08/10 15:33:18
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    AdLib
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    Oh, I've decided alright! I've decided you Jack, are nothing more than a cowardly, short-fingered vulgarian. I'd like to see you stand face to face with Mr. Joe Stopic and repeat this vile satire.

    I'm sorry I can't tell you what I really think!
  • Schläue~© 2012/08/09 17:21:44 (edited)
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    Schläue~©
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    He should be apologizing to the crocodiles.

    Here they thought they were getting a fine Chianti served with the toddler and it turned out only to be the aroma of alcohol oozing from Mr. Ringley's pores.

    In an exclusive interview with the croc-beast he revealed, "I really wanted the big one so I could suck on him like a sponge".
  • Scott 2012/08/09 16:56:16
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    Scott
    +2
    I wondered when this story would finally hit the stands. I knew that either this tragedy or the one where Romney visited an old folks home pretty regularly and beat residents with a wooden boat oar. There's very little detail available since most of his victims suffered dementia and didn't have a clue what was going on. But, we all know that Romney was having a ball.

    You know, he used to steal sandwiches out of his own kids lunch boxes. Not because he was hungry. No, in fact he would throw the sandwiches away in front of homeless people and he enjoyed it when his kids were hungry,

    And then of course he sets fires to orphanages on the weekends.

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