Sheriff Joe Arpaio has (must have) Solved All Crime in Arizona!!! Read this Report from Arizona Itself!!!!

We blew it, again.

All of us in the media. We completely missed the story. Again.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio along with the volunteer members of his posse and their partner from the conspiracy web site WorldNetDaily held another press conference Tuesday concerning their investigation into the birth certificate of President Barack Obama.

The posse relied heavily on its “expert,” Jerome Corsi, who once called Islam a “worthless, dangerous Satanic religion,” referred to Hillary Clinton as a “fat hog” and to her daughter as “Chubby Chelsea.”

The WND website also launched the swift-boat attacks on former presidential candidate John Kerry, published a six-part series of commentaries under the headline “Soy is making kids 'gay,' and said former President George W. Bush and the Council on Foreign Relations and who-knows-who-else were plotting to merge the United States, Canada and Mexico.

At Tuesday’s press conference Arpaio, his posse and their expert again announced that the birth certificate of President Barack Obama is a fake and – once again – the assembled news gathering professionals got the story wrong.

After all the presentations, the videos and the question-and-answer period after the press conference the headline to come out of the event is not: “Obama birth certificate a fake”

Or: “State and federal authorities involved in massive cover-up."

Or: "Every single birth certificate in Hawaii is suspect? (Say it ain't so, Don Ho.)"

Or: “Why is the entire world ignoring us!!!!???”

Each of them would reflect the impression left from Tuesday's press conference but wouldn't tell the REAL story. The only proper headline to accompany a sideshow like the one put on by Arpaio and his cronies on Tuesday would have to be:

“All Crimes in Maricopa County Solved!”

After all, if there were actual criminals perpetrating actual misdeeds within the sheriff’s jurisdiction would he have time to engage in another birther extravaganza?

No.

So, every crime must be solved. Every investigation must be completed. He must have NOTHING else to do.

And there must be no other potentially embarassing news event pending from which the sheriff would like to divert attention.

For instance, you don’t suppose the press conference Tuesday had anything to do with the fact that the class-action lawsuit against the sheriff (Melendres v. Arpaio) is set to go to trial later this week in Federal District Court?

Naaah.