Have you heard of Obamatonium? When it was first discovered, it was believed to be heavy in neutrons, but it turned out to be an unstable anti-matter element. it's protons started positive, but changed to negative suddenly, the nucleus is dangerously off center, and it's electiontrons go from positive to negative back to positive, and I think right now, they are steadily on the negative side. It seems this element has a self-preservation tendency, and while it can't self correct the unstable pos/neg quark charges, it compensates by moving around a lot more than other elements in it's class. The downside is the instability causes severe damage everywhere it goes. Also, the entire atomic weight can't be determined, as smaller particles detach without warning, and others are absorbed from other elements to replace them. There is absolutely no logical explanation for how long this element has existed without self-destructing.
The element does not occur in nature, it it widely reported it was created in what is described as an "Underground Laboratory"
Sceintist discover new element!
- November 21, 2009 13:45:13
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HEAVIEST
ELEMENT YET KNOWN TO SCIENCE: Gv
ELEMENT YET KNOWN TO SCIENCE: Gv
Lawrence
Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to
science... The new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together
by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is
inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does
not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed
with money, Governmentium becomes *Administratium*, an element that radiates
just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice
as many morons.
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When exposed to "Pelosegyn", Reidtrate" and "ObamaDIOXIDE" ( thats OBO2 for all us "real scientists) Governmentium begins to ABSORB all the stored energy in the HOST COUNTRY, till the host runs out of all resources and "Governmentium" becomes a highly unstable acidic FAT that controls whats left of the host and ANY FREE RADICALS that are left...