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I'll vote for Palin because she's a real Patriot that stands behind Christian ethics, getting rid of the corruption in her own political party, having our nation being energy independent instead of dependent on other nations. I'll vote for a women that was financially conservative in her State which is virtually unheard of in Washington. If we had a hundred Sarah Palins in Washington it wouldn't be enough to get rid of all the corruption that you seem to support by bashing her.
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Sarah Palin vs Brooke Hogan For President 2012
- November 20, 2009 19:18:53
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Seeing as Sarah Palin has every guy and gal with a female domination fantasy itching to vote for her in 2012, why not even the balance with another lady capable of breaking the average man into several pieces? I of course, speak of none other than America's Wrestling Princess, Brooke Hogan.
Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, but Brooke knows best, so I think the race would be pretty tight. Also, unlike Sarah, Brooke has extensive media experience, which means she may actually be able to answer questions directly without resorting to a saucy wink to try and distract people from the fact that she didn't understand the question and already forgot what it was anyway.
The only major problem with this little plan is that Brooke Hogan doesn't believe in female presidents. Evidently unaware that many other countries around the globe have been lead by women without bursting into flames (lack of international knowledge is something she and Sarah Palin share,) Brooke said of the 2008 presidential race:
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, ‘cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
A woman who knows her limits, that's what I like to see. If you're only good for shaking your booty on stage, then there is nothing wrong with admitting that and letting less photogenic people with more brain power have a shot at running things.
But if Palin runs, people will vote for her. I know that. You know that. Palin knows that. People will vote for her because her hot hardline politics make them squirm with glee like a guy in a rubber gimp suit seeing the shiny black leather boots of his professional lady friend drawing ever closer. If Palin wins, it will hurt, but oh, it will hurt so good.
I get the fact that the idea of having a hot woman ruling the entire country with an iron fist is a turn on for the sort of people who usually have to pay several hundred dollars an hour to be degraded and ridden into the ground by a beautiful woman. But please, before I go back to writing hot conservative Palin fan fiction in which the naughty oil lobbyist must pay for his crimes, I must urge you voters to keep in mind that what's good for your bedroom isn't necessarily good for your country.
Palin resorts to nothing but hokey platitudes, has the depth of a paddling pool and routinely parades her brood of child bearing children about the place as if her fertility was some kind of badge of honor. By that rationale Kate Gosling should be up for President. Of the Universe.
*Wink*
Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, but Brooke knows best, so I think the race would be pretty tight. Also, unlike Sarah, Brooke has extensive media experience, which means she may actually be able to answer questions directly without resorting to a saucy wink to try and distract people from the fact that she didn't understand the question and already forgot what it was anyway.
The only major problem with this little plan is that Brooke Hogan doesn't believe in female presidents. Evidently unaware that many other countries around the globe have been lead by women without bursting into flames (lack of international knowledge is something she and Sarah Palin share,) Brooke said of the 2008 presidential race:
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, ‘cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
A woman who knows her limits, that's what I like to see. If you're only good for shaking your booty on stage, then there is nothing wrong with admitting that and letting less photogenic people with more brain power have a shot at running things.
But if Palin runs, people will vote for her. I know that. You know that. Palin knows that. People will vote for her because her hot hardline politics make them squirm with glee like a guy in a rubber gimp suit seeing the shiny black leather boots of his professional lady friend drawing ever closer. If Palin wins, it will hurt, but oh, it will hurt so good.
I get the fact that the idea of having a hot woman ruling the entire country with an iron fist is a turn on for the sort of people who usually have to pay several hundred dollars an hour to be degraded and ridden into the ground by a beautiful woman. But please, before I go back to writing hot conservative Palin fan fiction in which the naughty oil lobbyist must pay for his crimes, I must urge you voters to keep in mind that what's good for your bedroom isn't necessarily good for your country.
Palin resorts to nothing but hokey platitudes, has the depth of a paddling pool and routinely parades her brood of child bearing children about the place as if her fertility was some kind of badge of honor. By that rationale Kate Gosling should be up for President. Of the Universe.
*Wink*
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As far as N.O. my entire family is railroad. My uncle and cousin worked the line that ran into and out of N.O.
All those people had to do was go instate 20 miles. They wanted to party on the states dime in the Superdome.
Sense you didn't read his books read this,
Quotes From Obama's Books
-----------------------------...
From- 'Dreams of My Father':
"I Ceased to Adverise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites"
From- ' Dreams of My Father': " I FOUND A SOLACE IN NURSING A PERVASIVE SENSE OF GRIEVANCE AND ANIMOSITY AGAINST MY MOTHER'S RACE".
From- 'Dreams of my Father': "The emotion between the races could never be pure..... the THE OTHER RACE (WHITE) WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN JUST THAT: MENACING, ALIEN AND APART"
From- 'Dreams Of My Father': "never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. IT WAS INTO MY FATHER'S IMAGE , THE BLACK MAN, THE SON OF AFRICA, THAT I'D PACKED ALL THE ATTRIBUTES I SOUGHT IN MYSELF.
From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
"THAT HATE HADN'T GONE AWAY," he wrote, BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE,- SOME CRUEL, SOME IGNORANT, sometimes a single face, sometimes just a faceless image of a system claiming power over our lives."
From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
"There were enough of us on campus to constitute a tribe, and when it came to hanging out many of us chose to function like a tribe, staying...
Sense you didn't read his books read this,
Quotes From Obama's Books
-----------------------------...
From- 'Dreams of My Father':
"I Ceased to Adverise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites"
From- ' Dreams of My Father': " I FOUND A SOLACE IN NURSING A PERVASIVE SENSE OF GRIEVANCE AND ANIMOSITY AGAINST MY MOTHER'S RACE".
From- 'Dreams of my Father': "The emotion between the races could never be pure..... the THE OTHER RACE (WHITE) WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN JUST THAT: MENACING, ALIEN AND APART"
From- 'Dreams Of My Father': "never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. IT WAS INTO MY FATHER'S IMAGE , THE BLACK MAN, THE SON OF AFRICA, THAT I'D PACKED ALL THE ATTRIBUTES I SOUGHT IN MYSELF.
From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
"THAT HATE HADN'T GONE AWAY," he wrote, BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE,- SOME CRUEL, SOME IGNORANT, sometimes a single face, sometimes just a faceless image of a system claiming power over our lives."
From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
"There were enough of us on campus to constitute a tribe, and when it came to hanging out many of us chose to function like a tribe, staying close together, traveling in packs," he wrote. "It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, TO SHOW YOUR LOYALTY TO THE BLACK MASSES, TO STRIKE OUT, and name names"
From- 'Dreams Of My Father': "I had grown accustomed, everywhere, to SUSPICIONS BETWEEN THE RACES.."
I do find it biggoted. As far as what they have gone through, tough.
I'm Native American they took my land from my family.