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Sarah Palin vs Brooke Hogan For President 2012

Seeing as Sarah Palin has every guy and gal with a female domination fantasy itching to vote for her in 2012, why not even the balance with another lady capable of breaking the average man into several pieces? I of course, speak of none other than America's Wrestling Princess, Brooke Hogan.

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, but Brooke knows best, so I think the race would be pretty tight. Also, unlike Sarah, Brooke has extensive media experience, which means she may actually be able to answer questions directly without resorting to a saucy wink to try and distract people from the fact that she didn't understand the question and already forgot what it was anyway.

The only major problem with this little plan is that Brooke Hogan doesn't believe in female presidents. Evidently unaware that many other countries around the globe have been lead by women without bursting into flames (lack of international knowledge is something she and Sarah Palin share,) Brooke said of the 2008 presidential race:

"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, ‘cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"

A woman who knows her limits, that's what I like to see. If you're only good for shaking your booty on stage, then there is nothing wrong with admitting that and letting less photogenic people with more brain power have a shot at running things.

But if Palin runs, people will vote for her. I know that. You know that. Palin knows that. People will vote for her because her hot hardline politics make them squirm with glee like a guy in a rubber gimp suit seeing the shiny black leather boots of his professional lady friend drawing ever closer. If Palin wins, it will hurt, but oh, it will hurt so good.

I get the fact that the idea of having a hot woman ruling the entire country with an iron fist is a turn on for the sort of people who usually have to pay several hundred dollars an hour to be degraded and ridden into the ground by a beautiful woman. But please, before I go back to writing hot conservative Palin fan fiction in which the naughty oil lobbyist must pay for his crimes, I must urge you voters to keep in mind that what's good for your bedroom isn't necessarily good for your country.

Palin resorts to nothing but hokey platitudes, has the depth of a paddling pool and routinely parades her brood of child bearing children about the place as if her fertility was some kind of badge of honor. By that rationale Kate Gosling should be up for President. Of the Universe.

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  • +7 Hula girl - Friends not Fol... November 21, 2009 01:37:08
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    I'll vote for Palin because she's a real Patriot that stands behind Christian ethics, getting rid of the corruption in her own political party, having our nation being energy independent instead of dependent on other nations. I'll vote for a women that was financially conservative in her State which is virtually unheard of in Washington. If we had a hundred Sarah Palins in Washington it wouldn't be enough to get rid of all the corruption that you seem to support by bashing her.
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  • Evan - Stay Thirsty My Frie... November 20, 2009 19:55:30
    Evan - Stay Thirsty My Friends!
    Well I love Sarah for politics. But as a sexually dominant male, I like passive women who seek submission guidance and direction. So...
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    JarJarThinks November 20, 2009 19:48:30
    JarJarThinks
    The only thing better than that would be if they ran on the same ticket. Picture it, the victory party could be had at a wrestling match, where they oil each other up and uh uh I'll be right back.

    :)
  • The chief JarJarT... November 22, 2009 22:59:14
    The chief
    Now that's funny! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
  • [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH] November 20, 2009 19:36:17
    [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH]
    I sincerely do hope this is parody.
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    The chief [PRISON... November 20, 2009 19:49:48
    The chief
    Not me. If Sarah can run why can't Brooke?
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 19:55:32
    Plantgypc
    She's not old enough.
  • +1
    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 19:58:22 (edited)
    The chief
    Well Palin's not smart enough but that seems not to matter.
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 20:01:29 (edited)
    Plantgypc
    Your are so wrong on that. As far as Hogan is concerned her breasts are fake, her teeth are fake and her hair is fake. She'd fit right in with the democratic party and Obama.
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    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 20:07:47
    The chief
    Not wrong at all. Palin is outright ignorant and the republican party for some reason can't see it. I guess that makes the party ignorant as well.
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 20:11:53
    Plantgypc
    Obama is a biggot and has a god complex but somehow the democratic party can't see that.
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    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 20:16:20
    The chief
    Why is he a bigot because he isn't white? Talk about a bigot what about Bush sitting and doing nothing for 5 days while all those people died in New Orleans? Had they been white he would have done everything he could to save them.
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 21:04:09
    Plantgypc
    Have you read his books? In the books he shows his bigot side. As far New Orleans is concerned, I know for a fact that Amtrack trains went into that city and offered free passage out, and pulled out empty because people won't go. You can't blame Bush for their ignorance.
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    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 21:26:55
    The chief
    You know for a fact??? You were there??? I blame Bush's administration for not doing anything for 5 days. That is what I blame them for. What in Obama's book shows he is a bigot?
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 21:29:21
    Plantgypc
    You haven't answered me Did you read it? If not how can you defend how I felt when I read it?

    As far as N.O. my entire family is railroad. My uncle and cousin worked the line that ran into and out of N.O.

    All those people had to do was go instate 20 miles. They wanted to party on the states dime in the Superdome.
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    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 21:33:23 (edited)
    The chief
    You didn't answer me. What in his book shows he is a bigot? And back to NO, someone like you would say those people wanted to party on the states dime. How stupid! If they could have gotten out they would have.
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 21:36:12
    Plantgypc
    The fact is they didn't want to leave. They had free passage out and didn't take it.

    Sense you didn't read his books read this,


    Quotes From Obama's Books

    -----------------------------...

    From- 'Dreams of My Father':
    "I Ceased to Adverise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites"

    From- ' Dreams of My Father': " I FOUND A SOLACE IN NURSING A PERVASIVE SENSE OF GRIEVANCE AND ANIMOSITY AGAINST MY MOTHER'S RACE".


    From- 'Dreams of my Father': "The emotion between the races could never be pure..... the THE OTHER RACE (WHITE) WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN JUST THAT: MENACING, ALIEN AND APART"

    From- 'Dreams Of My Father': "never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. IT WAS INTO MY FATHER'S IMAGE , THE BLACK MAN, THE SON OF AFRICA, THAT I'D PACKED ALL THE ATTRIBUTES I SOUGHT IN MYSELF.

    From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
    "THAT HATE HADN'T GONE AWAY," he wrote, BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE,- SOME CRUEL, SOME IGNORANT, sometimes a single face, sometimes just a faceless image of a system claiming power over our lives."


    From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
    "There were enough of us on campus to constitute a tribe, and when it came to hanging out many of us chose to function like a tribe, staying...
    The fact is they didn't want to leave. They had free passage out and didn't take it.

    Sense you didn't read his books read this,


    Quotes From Obama's Books

    -----------------------------...

    From- 'Dreams of My Father':
    "I Ceased to Adverise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites"

    From- ' Dreams of My Father': " I FOUND A SOLACE IN NURSING A PERVASIVE SENSE OF GRIEVANCE AND ANIMOSITY AGAINST MY MOTHER'S RACE".


    From- 'Dreams of my Father': "The emotion between the races could never be pure..... the THE OTHER RACE (WHITE) WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN JUST THAT: MENACING, ALIEN AND APART"

    From- 'Dreams Of My Father': "never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. IT WAS INTO MY FATHER'S IMAGE , THE BLACK MAN, THE SON OF AFRICA, THAT I'D PACKED ALL THE ATTRIBUTES I SOUGHT IN MYSELF.

    From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
    "THAT HATE HADN'T GONE AWAY," he wrote, BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE,- SOME CRUEL, SOME IGNORANT, sometimes a single face, sometimes just a faceless image of a system claiming power over our lives."


    From- 'Dreams Of My Father':
    "There were enough of us on campus to constitute a tribe, and when it came to hanging out many of us chose to function like a tribe, staying close together, traveling in packs," he wrote. "It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, TO SHOW YOUR LOYALTY TO THE BLACK MASSES, TO STRIKE OUT, and name names"


    From- 'Dreams Of My Father': "I had grown accustomed, everywhere, to SUSPICIONS BETWEEN THE RACES.."
    (more)
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    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 21:41:06
    The chief
    Easy for you to say they had free passage. YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! As for those quotes personally I don't see anything bigotry in them. SOME of them I even agree with. If you have gone through what black people have gone through and still go through I'd bet you would feel like that too.
  • Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 22:13:03
    Plantgypc
    You can call google the research on the trains, it's on the computer.

    I do find it biggoted. As far as what they have gone through, tough.

    I'm Native American they took my land from my family.
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    The chief Plantgypc November 20, 2009 22:16:05
    The chief
    Minorities didn't take your land. So why are you angry at them? also, jsut because you can google it doesn't make it true.
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    Plantgypc The chief November 20, 2009 22:23:53
    Plantgypc
    Just the same as you knowing how type, doesn't make you fair or smart. You are a narrow minded fool, who will sit around and allow the government to destroy our Constitution. You don't read, you listen to Nework News which is biased. You agree with everything Obama says and nothing of what anyone says about Obama. You are blinded by the glare of the great O.

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