Salesmanship and REALITY on Healthcare .What do you think?
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The kids filed into class
Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to
sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little
Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit
and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said
the teacher.
Little Jenny was next. "I sold magazines" she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them
up on current events." "Very good, Jenny", said the teacher.
Eventually,
it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny
walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on
the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in
town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave
everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing,
"Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "It is dog crap.
Wanna buy a toothbrush?
I used the President Obama method of giving you
something shitty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free
and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little
Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart.
AKA OBAMACARE....... and NOW THE STINK STARTS TO FINALLY ALL COME TO THE SURFACE.
Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to
sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little
Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit
and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said
the teacher.
Little Jenny was next. "I sold magazines" she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them
up on current events." "Very good, Jenny", said the teacher.
Eventually,
it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny
walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on
the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in
town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave
everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing,
"Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"
Then I would say, "It is dog crap.
Wanna buy a toothbrush?
I used the President Obama method of giving you
something shitty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free
and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little
Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart.
AKA OBAMACARE....... and NOW THE STINK STARTS TO FINALLY ALL COME TO THE SURFACE.
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- ☆astac☆ 2012/08/05 17:50:46Nails it on the head!
Spot onreply - Crypt_Heart 2012/08/05 17:43:20Other......Which option allows me to give the opposing view? *realises he's walked into another conservative poll*reply
- Matt 2012/08/05 17:40:07NOTHING but bad For this Nation all the way around !+1The "cure" is worse than the disease.
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