Russia Today news: Darth Vader found robbing bank.

by Wortmore Posted 2012/05/30 19:45:29

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This story should probably begin like this: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Yet the facts say that Darth Vader was spotted in Toledo, Ohio, on Wednesday robbing a bank on a BMX bike.

A gunman dressed as the famous Dark Lord from the Star Wars saga stormed into the Huntington Bank on Monroe Street in Toledo demanding cash from the bank tellers, Abc2news reports.

The man wearing Darth Vader mask was armed with no light saber, but with a semi-automatic pistol, according to an FBI Special Agent engaged in the investigation. Police believe that the robber is between 20 and 25 years of age.

The FBI and Toledo local police department say the amount of cash the robber managed to take with him is yet to be determined. The Vader-twin reportedly fled the scene on a BMX bicycle.

According to the local police reports nobody was injured in the incident. The criminal is still at large.

The Elitist Libtard SodaJerk 2012/05/30 20:17:54

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I know this is not the first time I've heard of Darth Vader Robbing a bank, what I don't know is if we have a serial bank robber on our hands. I guess that's the brilliance of the out fit. There is no way for those cameras to do any kind of helpful face recognition. At best you'll get height.
That would be a weird A.P.B. "Approach with caution, Suspect can strangle you from 10 feet away."

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Wortmore to The Eli... 2012/06/01 00:04:12

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The force and bank robbers DO NOT mix

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The Eli... to Wortmore 2012/06/01 00:10:21

I can only assume Death Stars are expensive to build.

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Wortmore to The Eli... 2012/06/01 18:27:43

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So are star distroyers. I wonder how much a stormtrooper suit costs

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The Eli... to Wortmore 2012/06/01 23:46:01

Between $800- $1000 depending on size of said trooper.

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Mitri 2012/05/30 20:06:42

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Ха-ха, он гений!

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Wortmore to Mitri 2012/06/01 18:33:15

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I was laughing too when read it on my RT app. Long live the power with Russia football team

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Cuppajo 2012/05/30 20:00:58

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Times are tough for the Empire.

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Mitri to Cuppajo 2012/05/30 20:07:17

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Safe to say Vader has hit a new low.

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Cuppajo to Mitri 2012/05/30 20:09:04

Must be a bitch having to buy batteries for his lightsaber.

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Wortmore to Cuppajo 2012/05/30 21:25:25

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Then the Rebeles are going to steal money from banks

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