Rush Limbaugh is not a surrogate for Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney is a surrogate for Rush Limbaugh.

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If Senator Scott Brown's middle name isn’t Coward it should be.

Rush Limbaugh is not a surrogate for Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney is a surrogate for Rush Limbaugh.

Whoever ends up replacing Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court should be a petulant child so it's an even swap.

When our galaxy collides with another one in four billion years, it'll make a loud coconut-butt sound.

To make respected economists sob uncontrollably and beg for mercy, make them game out how a President McCain would've dealt with the economic crisis.

Whenever a pundit writes "You would think that…", it will always be followed by "And you would be wrong."

The worst part about getting old? The oozing.

Alberto Gonzales was once our Attorney General. No, that's not a misprint.

Vagina is not a four-letter word.

My dog and my cat never staple reward notices to telephone poles when I'm missing.

Using the exact same methodology the teabaggers used to disprove the legitimacy of Obama's birth certificate, I have concluded that Mitt Romney's birth certificate is a total fake.